You ever go to a Dick’s Sporting Goods and punch a punching bag just to get some energy out? This woman took that to the extreme. She works out at a local sporting goods store, doesn’t pay for anything, and then leaves.
Does this pass the vibe check? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The greatest city on Earth needs a new mayor. Lori Lightfoot is feeling the wrath of one of Chicago’s toughest communities: bikers. And by bikers, we mean cyclists. The two-wheel-brigade is coming down on Chicago’s mayor after she and her XL SUV’s took up the bike lane for 10 minutes while she nibbled on something sweet from Roeser’s.
“It is just egregious,” said Christina Whitehouse, founder of Bike Lane Uprising. “It wasn’t an emergency, and there are safe alternatives. But she went to park in the bike lanes where a safe parking place is available, showing that she would endanger the lives of Chicagoans for some doughnuts.”
I’m going to leave these here. These are real and they’re spectacular.
Would you want to fix these? The conversation lives on Facebook!
$1,000 is a fair gift, but paying for an entire wedding is one step too far for this Crew Member.
Is she a jerk for this? The conversation lives on Facebook!
An anonymous Crew Member checked in to see whether or not we delete old texts, specifically ones from a scorned lover.
Is this Streets behavior? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Do you know an absolute ghoul? Someone that is an absolute menace to society? A monster among men? Please reach out to them and let them know that Subway, the makers of the tastiest subs on Earth, are looking into putting their subs into vending machines. Imagine cracking into a meatbull sub in the late afternoon while it’s been sitting in a machine for days. YUM.
Does this pass your vibe check? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Back in my day, a 14-8 record with a 2.20 ERA was good enough to earn you the title of being the best pitcher in baseball. The MLB has yet again launched a conspiracy against the South Siders, as Dylan Cease, who finished with the statistics listed above this season, fell short of being named AL Cy Young to Kate Upton’s husband.
This should only be the beginning for Cease. The 26-year-old hurler will head into arbitration this offseason and I feel very uneasy about it because that seems like something that the White Sox will screw up.
Where were you when the first show in the Wholesale Wars of 2022 shot was fired? Sam’s Club has launched an attack on Costco, lowering the price of their hot dog & soda combination down from $1.50 to $1.38. This has been the only thing Brian has been able to think about since the announcement was made. His loyalty is being tested. His face is no longer being stuffed. He doesn’t know what to do.
Who are you loyal to, Costco or Sam’s Club? The conversation lives on Facebook?
In case you are in desperate need to look pretty while drinking a cold one, Coors Light has you covered. They have created a new, silver nail polish that turns blue when your beer is cold enough to drink. Fear not, this works for all beers, not just ones that have that Rocky Mountain taste.
This isn’t a pitch only to women, according to the company. Coors Light, is targeting “any beer drinkers” who prefer cold to warm brew. This means Machine Gun Kelly, this is all for you.
Tag someone on Facebook who needs this nail polish!
The indoor portion of The Salt Shed is scheduled to open its doors in February 2023 and the venue just announced a number of must-see shows in the coming months. Tove Lo kicks off the festivities on Friday February 17, with bands like Placebo, Third Eye Blind, and Hippo Campus following suit in the coming months. The full lineup, as it stands now, is:
Fri. Feb. 17, 2023 — Tove Lo w/ Slayyyter
Sat. Feb. 18, 2023 — Big Gigantic
Fri. Feb 24, 2023 — Viagra Boys
Sat. Mar. 4, 2023 — Elle King w/ The Red Clay Strays
Fri. Mar. 10, 2023 — Iggy Pop
Sat. Mar. 18, 2023 — The Roots
Sat. Apr. 1, 2023 — Third Eye Blind
Fri. Apr. 21, 2023 — Placebo w/ Deap Vally
Sat. Apr. 22, 2023 — Bikini Kill
Sun. Apr. 23, 2023 — Nils Frahm
Fri. Mar. 3, 2023 — Gordo
Fri. May 5, 2023 — The Flaming Lips
Sun. May 7, 2023 — Fever Ray
Thu. May 11, 2023 — The Wood Brothers w/ Shovels & Rope
Wed. May 24, 2023 — Hippo Campus w/ Gus Dapperton
Thu. Jun. 8, 2023 — Tyler Childers w/ Marcus King & Miles Miller
Sun. Jun. 11, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Mon. Jun. 12, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Tue. Jun. 13, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Sat. Jul. 1, 2023 — The Hold Steady / The Mountain Goats
w/ Dillinger Four
Sat. Jul. 22, 2023 — First Aid Kit w/ The Weather Station
Fri. Oct. 6, 2023 — Boy Pablo
If you have an aversion to violence or sugar, this video is not for you.
The Internet is up in arms over a man who posterized his wife with a cake during what should’ve been their most sacred day.
Despite the violent attack, the couple remains married…for now. We’ll circle back when these two land in couple’s therapy over this.
Three men, including one who has dressed as a postal worker, pulled off a heist on the southwest side. The FBI said three men, all armed with handguns, came into the bank, demanding money, and tied up the bank employees. No one was hurt, and it was unclear how much money was stolen.
All three robbers also wore masks, and fled the scene in a car.
Given the unrelenting persistence of COVID-19, inflation, and at times what seems like a country teetering on the brink of existence, Americans are having a tough time finding joy in the little things. The fine folks at Statista have polled Americans over what they’re most stressed out about, and things are not looking good for us.
It’s never good when you ask a number of people what’s stressing them out in their country and they respond with “the future of the country”.
What are you stressed out about right now? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Brian, Ali, & Justin are always on the hunt for new music, and they’ve made no greater discovery this year than the five-piece punk outlet from Baltimore, otherwise known as Turnstile. After Case the Producer spent months hounding them to listen to 2021’s “Glow On”, the gang finally did and they have been obsessed ever since.
After a decade of relentless touring, Turnstile has finally been acknowledged by The Powers That Be. The punk band joins the likes of MGK, The Black Keys, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who also garnered nominations in the rock and alternative formats.
Best Rock Performance
Beck – Old Man
The Black Keys – Wild Child
Brandi Carlile – Broken Horses
Bryan Adams – So Happy It Hurts
Idles – Crawl!
Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Jeff Beck – Patient Number 9
Turnstile – Holiday
Best Metal Performance
Ghost – Call Me Little Sunshine
Megadeth – We’ll Be Back
Muse – Kill or Be Killed
Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Tony Iommi – Degradation Rules
Turnstile – Blackout
Best Rock Song
Brandi Carlile – Broken Horses
Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Jeff Beck – Patient Number 9
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Black Summer
Turnstile – Blackout
The War on Drugs – Harmonia’s Dream
Best Rock Album
The Black Keys – Dropout Boogie
Elvis Costello & The Imposters – The Boy Named If
Idles – Crawler
Machine Gun Kelly – Mainstream Sellout
Ozzy Osbourne – Patient Number 9
Spoon – Lucifer on the Sofa
Best Alternative Music Performance
Arctic Monkeys – There’d Better Be a Mirrorball
Big Thief – Certainty
Florence and the Machine – King
Wet Leg – Chaise Lounge
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Featuring Perfume Genius – Spitting Off the Edge of the World
Best Alternative Music Album
Arcade Fire – WE
Big Thief – Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You
Björk – Fossora
Wet Leg – Wet Leg
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Cool It Down
A full list of nominations can be found here.
Teachers are making such little money that they are turning to OnlyFans. Thank God.
While the fine folks at Q101 believe in paying educators more, we are also very, very sex positive and we are all about these Arizona teachers that not only have an OnlyFans account, but got it on in their classroom. Using the alias “Khloe Karter,” Thunderbolt Middle School science teacher Samantha Peer uploaded the X-rated videos for her OnlyFans page, which her students found and shared among themselves.
After the teachers were dismissed, they released this statement.
While the OnlyFans account is currently inactive, you can find it here, in case it ever pops back online.
Let us all take a moment of silence to respect the greatest band of a generation. After decades and decades of simply crushing it, Chad Kroeger and his boys are finally receiving the highest honor a band can receive – getting inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame. This is something that every little boy dreams about when they pick up their first Fischer Price guitar.
How will you be celebrating this glorious occasion. The conversation lives on Facebook!
Over the weekend at a Veterans charity concert in Ohio, Dave Grohl joined The Breeders on stage for a cover of The Pixies classic “Gigantic”.
Over the weekend, two historic military planes collided with one another at a World War II-themed Dallas airshow. The crash occurred around 1:20 p.m. Saturday, when the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress and a Bell P-63 Kingcobra collided at the Wings Over Dallas Airshow at Dallas Executive Airport. Video of the crash quickly circulated online.
Q101 sends its regards to those affected by this heartbreaking incident.
If you’ve never picked up on this Y-Shaped logo that is everywhere in our city, you’ll never-not-notice-it again.
