Reno 911! is back for the holidays.

The Reno sheriff’s department gets together for a holiday investigation featuring a visit from a special roller skating “Christmas Angel” who shows what life would be like without Lt. Dangle!

Reno 911!: It’s a Wonderful Heist arrives at Comedy Central on December 3rd.

Love to eat turkey…

30 years ago today in 1992, Adam Sandler premiered “The Thanksgiving Song” on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update.

“Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap, I eat that turkey then I take a nap..”

11.20.2022 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Fugazi – Waiting Room
  • Weezer – Beverly Hills
  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • The Church – Metropolis
  • Yellowcard – Ocean Avenue
  • Catherine Wheel – Judy Staring At The Sun
  • Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
  • PJ Harvey – Down By The Water
  • The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright
  • Plastic Bertrand – Ca Plane Pour Moi
  • The Strokes – Someday
  • The Breeders – Cannonball
  • Nine Inch Nails – Only

Hour 2

  • Beastie Boys – Brass Monkey
  • The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition
  • Alice In Chains – No Excuses
  • Natalie Imbruglia – Torn
  • Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
  • Soul Coughing – Circles
  • The Cure – In Between Days
  • Metric – Help, I’m Alive
  • Pearl Jam – Corduroy
  • Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime
  • Beck – Up All Night
  • Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Tell Me Baby

Hour 3

  • The Replacements – Alex Chilton
  • Radiohead – High And Dry
  • Nirvana – Come As You Are
  • Killing Joke – Eighties
  • Live – All Over You
  • Shiny Toy Guns – Le Disko
  • Depeche Mode – Never Let Me Down Again
  • Bad Religion – 21st Century Digital Boy
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
  • The English Beat – Save It For Later
  • No Doubt – Sunday Morning
  • alt-J – Left Hand Free
  • Local H – Bound For The Floor

Hour 4

  • U2 – Vertigo
  • Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday
  • Bush – Machinehead
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – The Passenger
  • Cake – The Distance
  • Sum 41 – Still Waiting
  • R.E.M. – Stand
  • The Bravery – Believe
  • Beastie Boys – Fight For Your Right (To Party)
  • Garbage – Special
  • Incubus – Anna Molly
  • The Stone Roses – Love Spreads

Man drinks 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes, shocked that his body literally quit on him afterwards

A man who looks like he’d be really into energy drinks and leaving hateful comments towards women on the Internet is finding out that downing a dozen energy drinks in mere minutes is very bad for your body. The Pokemon-enthusiast hit the Red Bull hard, then followed up the onslaught of energy drinks with a shot of liquor, which caused him to vomit. It was at this moment that he knew he f*cked up.

His pancreas began to “digest itself”, which is the single scariest thing I could possibly imagine. Somehow, it was only after this that he had a “wake-up call” for his lifestyle. The fluid build-up became infected, according to Dr. Bernard Hsu, and his liver and kidneys started to shut down. Doctors treated the unnamed gamer, who reportedly vomited on a nurse’s shoes, with IV fluids and antibiotics before releasing him, Hsu said. 

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Ticketmaster cancels public sale for Taylor Swift tickets

It has been four years since Taylor Swift last since hit the road for a full-blown tour. In that time, Taylor Swift as an entity has taken on an entirely new meaning. She recorded “Taylor’s Version” songs, made her voice heard on the political front, and owned the charts in an unprecedented way with Folklore, Evermore, and now Midnights in the last couple of years.

Due to Taylor Swift, The Brand, being what it is, Ticketmaster received an unprecedented amount of traffic for her “Eras Tour”. More than two million tickets were sold during verified presale on Tuesday, with roughly 3.5 million signing up to get in on the action.

Taylor Swift will be playing Soldier Field from June 2-4 with Girl in Red, MUNA, and others.

Ticketmaster has no plan for how to unload the remaining Swift tickets, but when they are made available, they will go fast.

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Denny’s will give you free breakfast for a year if you buy this t-shirt for $5.99

Denny’s wants to help Americans by selling a T-shirt that doubles as a year-long breakfast subscription. The Everyday Value Tee has a unique QR code sewn into the shirt that will act as a pass to get you free breakfast for 365 days. The meal includes two eggs and two bacon strips or sausage links, as well as a choice of two buttermilk pancakes, one slice of French toast, or a biscuit and gravy.

There will only be 150 shirts released, which launch at midnight (12 a.m. EST/9 p.m. PST) on Nov. 24 at DinerDrip.com. May the odds be in your favor.

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Lori Lightfoot proves to be heartless, parked car caravan in bike line to get doughnuts

The greatest city on Earth needs a new mayor. Lori Lightfoot is feeling the wrath of one of Chicago’s toughest communities: bikers. And by bikers, we mean cyclists. The two-wheel-brigade is coming down on Chicago’s mayor after she and her XL SUV’s took up the bike lane for 10 minutes while she nibbled on something sweet from Roeser’s.

“It is just egregious,” said Christina Whitehouse, founder of Bike Lane Uprising. “It wasn’t an emergency, and there are safe alternatives. But she went to park in the bike lanes where a safe parking place is available, showing that she would endanger the lives of Chicagoans for some doughnuts.”

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Size queens unite: check out this big thumb and this even bigger nose

I’m going to leave these here. These are real and they’re spectacular.

Would you want to fix these? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Subway looking to sell sandwiches in vending machines, perfect for the menace in your life

Do you know an absolute ghoul? Someone that is an absolute menace to society? A monster among men? Please reach out to them and let them know that Subway, the makers of the tastiest subs on Earth, are looking into putting their subs into vending machines. Imagine cracking into a meatbull sub in the late afternoon while it’s been sitting in a machine for days. YUM.

Does this pass your vibe check? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Dylan Cease finishes second in Cy Young voting, because White Sox fans can’t have anything nice

Back in my day, a 14-8 record with a 2.20 ERA was good enough to earn you the title of being the best pitcher in baseball. The MLB has yet again launched a conspiracy against the South Siders, as Dylan Cease, who finished with the statistics listed above this season, fell short of being named AL Cy Young to Kate Upton’s husband.

This should only be the beginning for Cease. The 26-year-old hurler will head into arbitration this offseason and I feel very uneasy about it because that seems like something that the White Sox will screw up.

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Sam’s Club comes at Costco’s throat, lowers price of hot dog & soda combo

Where were you when the first show in the Wholesale Wars of 2022 shot was fired? Sam’s Club has launched an attack on Costco, lowering the price of their hot dog & soda combination down from $1.50 to $1.38. This has been the only thing Brian has been able to think about since the announcement was made. His loyalty is being tested. His face is no longer being stuffed. He doesn’t know what to do.

Who are you loyal to, Costco or Sam’s Club? The conversation lives on Facebook?

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The perfect gift for someone with a problem: Coors Light offers new nail polish that changes colors when your beer is cold enough to drink

In case you are in desperate need to look pretty while drinking a cold one, Coors Light has you covered. They have created a new, silver nail polish that turns blue when your beer is cold enough to drink. Fear not, this works for all beers, not just ones that have that Rocky Mountain taste.

This isn’t a pitch only to women, according to the company. Coors Light, is targeting “any beer drinkers” who prefer cold to warm brew. This means Machine Gun Kelly, this is all for you.

Tag someone on Facebook who needs this nail polish!

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The Salt Shed just announced some heavy-hitters for 2023

The indoor portion of The Salt Shed is scheduled to open its doors in February 2023 and the venue just announced a number of must-see shows in the coming months. Tove Lo kicks off the festivities on Friday February 17, with bands like Placebo, Third Eye Blind, and Hippo Campus following suit in the coming months. The full lineup, as it stands now, is:

Fri. Feb. 17, 2023 — Tove Lo w/ Slayyyter

Sat. Feb. 18, 2023 — Big Gigantic

Fri. Feb 24, 2023 — Viagra Boys

Sat. Mar. 4, 2023 — Elle King w/ The Red Clay Strays

Fri. Mar. 10, 2023 — Iggy Pop

Sat. Mar. 18, 2023 — The Roots

Sat. Apr. 1, 2023 — Third Eye Blind

Fri. Apr. 21, 2023 — Placebo w/ Deap Vally

Sat. Apr. 22, 2023 — Bikini Kill

Sun. Apr. 23, 2023 — Nils Frahm

Fri. Mar. 3, 2023 — Gordo

Fri. May 5, 2023 — The Flaming Lips

Sun. May 7, 2023 — Fever Ray

Thu. May 11, 2023 — The Wood Brothers w/ Shovels & Rope

Wed. May 24, 2023 — Hippo Campus w/ Gus Dapperton

Thu. Jun. 8, 2023 — Tyler Childers w/ Marcus King & Miles Miller

Sun. Jun. 11, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

Mon. Jun. 12, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

Tue. Jun. 13, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

Sat. Jul. 1, 2023 — The Hold Steady / The Mountain Goats
w/ Dillinger Four

Sat. Jul. 22, 2023 — First Aid Kit w/ The Weather Station

Fri. Oct. 6, 2023 — Boy Pablo

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Internet furious at man who manhandles his wife during cake fight at wedding

If you have an aversion to violence or sugar, this video is not for you.

The Internet is up in arms over a man who posterized his wife with a cake during what should’ve been their most sacred day.

Despite the violent attack, the couple remains married…for now. We’ll circle back when these two land in couple’s therapy over this.

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Bank robbers tie up three employees during heist in Bolingbrook

Three men, including one who has dressed as a postal worker, pulled off a heist on the southwest side. The FBI said three men, all armed with handguns, came into the bank, demanding money, and tied up the bank employees. No one was hurt, and it was unclear how much money was stolen.

All three robbers also wore masks, and fled the scene in a car.

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