Tuck your package, boys, because she’s packing.
A few weeks ago we talked about a woman who had her address posted online on a brothel website, leading to swarms of men showing up and expecting sex. Camera crews recently caught up with the woman, who has had enough of this horny nonsense.
She now carries a loaded pistol with her to keep men away from her, but that has not slowed the stream of neanderthals coming her way.
British duo and Twisted Xmas alumni Wet Leg scored big last night at the Grammys, taking home both Best Alternative Album for their self-titled record, beating out Big Thief, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and others, and best Alternative Performance for their song “Chaise Lounge”.
Hardcore darlings and personal favorites of Brian & Justin, Turnstile, were nominated for three different categories. When it came to Best Metal Performance, they were beat out by a man on death’s doorstep in Ozzy Osbourne. Fine. Whatever. I don’t like it, but I can accept it. When it comes to Best Rock Song and Best Rock Performance, however, Turnstile was beat out by Brandi Carlisle and her snoozer track “Broken Horses”. There’s nothing wrong with Brandi Carlisle, she seems like a nice lady, but no one is more sterile than she is. She’s fine if you want to honor someone at The Kennedy Center, but Best Rock Song? In the year of our Lord 2023? When Turnstile is doing the damn thing? I think not. This is this generation’s Jethro Tull-Metallica situation all over again.
Elsewhere, hip-hop celebrated 50 years of kicking ass with an incredible ensemble performance.
A full list of winners can be found here.
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In a new survey, two-fifths of millennials say their parents still pick up one or more of their monthly bills.
Housing is the leading charge of this study, with 24% of millennials getting their rent paid by their parents, with 17% having their parents cover a mortgage. Smaller shares of the 26-to-41 demographic reported parental help with groceries (22%), utility bills (19%), auto insurance (18%), car payments (16%) or streaming services (12%).
What financial aid do you offer to your children? The conversation lives on Facebook!
In 2016, a priest named Gerald Johnson suffered a heart attack and claims to have died for some time and gone to hell. He gave out the details of this brief afterlife experience on his TikTok account. Johnson initially thought that he was ascending towards heaven because of the work he did in the world of the living while he was alive.
Instead, he later discovered that he was spiraling downwards, away from the pearly gates. Besides hearing Rihanna’s song being played by the demons, the priest went on to give a vivid detailing of the things he saw there, as per him he saw a man “walking on all fours like a dog and getting burned from head to toe. His eyes were bulging, and worse than that: He was wearing chains on his neck. He was like a hellhound. There was a demon holding the chains.”
This man went viral on TikTok yesterday for his multi-step process for reheating pizza.
How do you do it? The conversation lives on Facebook!
I have to be honest – I’ve missed these two. For the last six months, Hollywood’s oddest couple has been away from the headlines and it’s made the world less fun. This is the type of stuff that I log onto the Internet for. In a recent interview, she noted, “He’s literally my exact physical type that I’ve been manifesting since I was 4. I’m also four years older than him. So, I think I made him.” She went on to say, “My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he would’ve looked like or been like if it wasn’t for me.”
Never change, you two. Keep on being weird.
Pepsi has brought us the first Super Bowl ad ahead of the big game, with the pair of comedic heavyweights roasting one another with Pepsi Zero in the background.
A man has filed a defamation lawsuit against a Florida sheriff who posts weekly “Wheel of Fugitive” videos on social media, saying that he wasn’t a fugitive when his name and image appeared several times in 2021 in the sheriff’s posts inspired by the long-running TV game show “Wheel of Fortune.” The man behind the lawsuit is David Gay, who lost his job after his face appeared on the wheel as a missing fugitive. He is seeking more than $50,000 in damages.
A spokesman for the sheriff’s office on Monday didn’t respond to an emailed inquiry seeking comment about the lawsuit, but Ivey has told the Associated Press that “everybody watches it.”
Under HD.3822, a bill filed in the Massachusetts State House last month, incarcerated individuals could shave two months to one year off of their prison sentence in exchange for bone marrow and organ donations. According to Rep. Carlos Gonzalez, a vocal supporter of the bill, this was inspired by his close friend who requires dialysis three to four times a week while he awaits a kidney transplant.
Michael Cox, a progressive voice in the state, noted, “When I saw the bill, it just smacked as unethical and depraved. And the reason is because it is unethical to sell organs; it is unethical to incentivize the selling of organs for very, very good reasons.”
Citing his own experience in the prison system, Cox explained that earning “good time,” or credit-based early release, is difficult to do, as the demand for applicable programming far outpaces availability.
More information on the bill can be found here.
A fight broke out in the middle of a basketball game between two seventh grade teams in Vermont. Police said one man, 60-year-old Russel Giroux, who was involved in the fight, needed medical attention. Detectives have learned that Mr. Giroux had left the school and was driving in the direction of his home when he stopped his car and called first responders.
The investigation is ongoing at press time.
TV host and celebrity psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw is ending his daytime talk show after more than two decades on the air. CBS announced that the program will run through the spring, when at that point he will shift to prime-time programming, which will start in 2024.
CBS Media Ventures will continue to syndicate old episodes of “Dr. Phil.”
The RNR Hall’s 1,000-plus person voting body consists of fellow musical artists, historians and various members of the music industry. A fan vote will also be tallied as one vote among those of the voting body with five artists in total earning one fan vote.
Who was that band talking about “if you build it, they will come?” That certainly seems to be an apt statement as it pertains to Clark Street’s Metro. Last year, Green Day and The Smashing Pumpkins took over the intimate confines of Chicago’s greatest venue. Now, days removed from an epic Fall Out Boy Takeover, one of Chicago’s other greatest exports has announced a three-day residency at the venue from March 30 to April 1.
They will be joined on Chicago punk legends The Bollweevils and Smoking Popes on March 30 and 31, respectively. Kali Malone will act as support on the final night.
Presale tickets go on-sale today. General on-sale tickets will go up on Friday at 10am.
We can’t wait to see you all there.
As if living in Minnesota wasn’t bad enough, the citizens of Coon Rapids have been waging war with a turkey for 18 months now. Dubbed “Reggie” by the neighbors, this turkey has been attacking cars, people, and whatever else it can lock in on.
The neighbors have called the Department of Natural Resources and 911 after the turkey wouldn’t let a neighbor leave her home for hours. The DNR recommended taking down bird feeders, but the residents ignored this advice and said they are still hoping the bird will trot somewhere else.
God bless propane and propane accessories.
The gang of misfits from Arlen, Texas are back with creators Greg Daniels and Mike Judge at the helm once more. Judge will reprise his role as Hank Hill, while Kathy Najimy will be back as his wife Peggy, Stephen Root as Bill, Pamela Adlon as Bobby Hill, Johnny Hardwick as Dale and Lauren Tom as Minh.
It’s unclear when new episodes will begin premiering. This isn’t the first Fox animated show that the streamer is dusting off for new audiences, as they are also working on a Futurama revival at Hulu.
You know it’s bad when a caption begins with “I know I’m evil…”
A woman in Australia, fed up with dealing with kids that aren’t hers, has made a plea for someone to start a suburb that is for “adults only”. She lamented how wherever she goes, there are kids screaming there.
Does she have a point, or does she need to suck it up? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Whitney Sharpe was in a Zoom meeting with potential clients last week when she noticed the chat flooding with messages about her looks. As Sharpe spoke to BuzzFeed News, she noted that she didn’t want to share most of the comments, but at one point was labeled a “f*cking bombshell” by one of the potential clients.
Sharpe began recording herself in the midst of the call, and as she wrapped up, she said to the men, “First of all, if we’re going to continue working together, I want to work with a woman sales representative because I don’t want to have to see locker room talk about myself when you’re sharing screens.” The men sheepishly apologized afterwards.
Sharpe went into detail about her experiences with sexual harassment in the workplace here.
A woman in Virginia is under fire for setting down her clipboard and lacing up her sneakers. Parents of the girl the coach impersonated noted that their daughter was out of town for a club basketball tournament during Churchland High School’s Jan. 21 game in Suffolk.
In the video above, you can see that once you put a 22-year-old woman on the court against a bunch of children, she becomes trouble. While we cannot find an official stat line, it is clear that she cleaned up for her team. That’s Mamba Mentality right there.
The assistant coach is no longer employed by Portsmouth Public Schools. Players and parents on the Churchland High School team have decided not to play any more games this season.
“You don’t need a chaser. That’s good! I don’t think I needed a chaser!”
