Extra ketchup created an extra big problem for this McDonald’s. This Karen, clearly in the midst of a midlife crisis, confronted some minimum wage employees after she was unsatisfied with the boost of ketchup that she was supposed to receive.
Is she a Karen? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Who, what, where, why, and how? We have no answers to any of those questions.
Alonzo Harmon, a black HVAC Technician, was called to service a home when something went terribly wrong. Harmon told The Daily Beast heâd been called to a woman’s home in Minneapolis to clean her air-ducts but was treated to Karen-like behavior while trying to do his job. Upon entering the home, he said he was greeted with, âThey let you do a job like this?â
After that piss-poor introduction, Harmon was repeatedly asked about his qualifications and knowledge of what he was there to fix. The Karen finally admitted that she did not feel comfortable having Harmon inside of her home, and when the trained HVAC pro attempted to leave, that’s when the cops were called.
The police did nothing at the scene of the “crime”.
Brian, on Valentine’s Day, stumbled into a wormhole. He claims he was doing this for the show, but we think his home life is getting tougher and tougher.
Regardless of what Brian is doing at home, we have a solution for you if you spent Valentine’s Day alone, or around someone you don’t like. Meet An Inmate is going to be far more effective than any dating app you’ve ever used before. This website connects you to troubled prisoners who are looking for some “company”.
The website warns, “The inmates listed are convicted felons and caution should be used. Be understanding without being gullible. We recommend and promote using this site to find pen pals for friendships, and not romantic relationships.”
A collection of both male and female inmates can be found here.
God is proving that he does have favorites after all with the life that he’s given Eric Andre. The Adult Swim-turned-cult superstar comedian, a man who once vomited in front of Lauren Conrad, is now dating Emily Ratajkowski. The couple was seen at a Knicks game recently, but they eliminated any questions that remained about their relationship status when they posted this photo online.
We’re going to ignore the dirty rug this time, because we are flabbergasted by the way that Andre was able to pull this off. We salute you, sir.
Is this the weirdest celebrity couple ever? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A United Airlines flight that departed Hawaii for San Francisco and the end of last year came within feet of crashing into the Pacific Ocean. 775 feet from plunging into the ocean, to be exact. The Air Current reported, “United Airlines Flight UA1722 reached an altitude of 2,200 feet about a minute after takeoff from Maui on Dec. 18, 2022, before plunging to 775 feet above sea level nearly 20 seconds later.”
United Airlines has not shared any additional info at this time.
Share your flight horror stories. The conversation lives on Facebook!
How concerned should we be that the military failed the first time they attempted to take down the UFO that was hovering over Lake Huron over the weekend? How concerned should we be that this isn’t an elaborate set up to a joke? We are living in truly strange times, and the strangeness factor was just turned up a level by ABC 7, who reported, “The first missile that was launched by an F-16 fighter jet at the object near Lake Huron on Sunday did not hit the target.”
While officials insist that this does not present a threat on the ground, it does represent a threat to our intelligence. US Coast Guard ships were deployed to search the site in Lake Huron where the third object was shot down. According to a Pentagon memo, there is no additional information available about the description of that object.
Yellowcard: Celebrating 20 years of Ocean Avenue will hit Huntington Bank Pavilion on Northerly Island. Mayday Parade and Story Of The Year open the show July 16th.
If you are feeling the societal pressures to perform certain actions or reach mythical timelines in your relationship, fear not, Dr. Nicole K. McNichols is here to help you make you feel better about your relationship.
What is your key to a happy, healthy relationship? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The lovable, purple dinosaur that graced the TV sets of children for decades, is finally back. “Barney & Friends” has been off the air since 2010, but Mattel is reviving the extinct creature for a 2024 reboot…and he’s going to be animated. Mattel is relaunching its Barney franchise through a series of television, film and YouTube videos alongside a line of toys, books, clothing and accessories. A new animated series is set for release in 2024, followed by a product line in 2025.
Mattel’s resurrection of this franchise comes after successful relaunches of its Monster High and Masters of the Universe franchises, both of which have have launched new content and consumer products in recent years.
Chicago comedy icons Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are going on tour and Chicago is getting one of their tour dates. The duo is teaming up for “The Restless Leg Tour” and hitting Washington DC, Boston, Atlantic City, and of course, Chicago,
Both Fey and Poehler are Second City and iO alumni who have since go on to…*checks notes*…take over the comedy world. We can’t wait for this show.
Cardi B and Offset are the first couple to receive a couples-themed McDonald’s meal. Available across the U.S., the meal features the celebrities’ favorite items and is “perfect for sharing with your plus one, your situationship, your best friend, or anyone in between,” according to a McDonald’s news release.
Cardi B’s half of the meal includes a McDonald’s Cheeseburger paired with tangy BBQ sauce and a large Coca-Cola. Offset brings to the table a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Large Hi-C Orange Lavaburst. Each meal will come with a large order of fries and a hot, flaky apple pie to share.
Punk Rock Vegan Movie is available to watch for free on YouTube .
2023 was a banner year for ads during The Big Game. From Crown Royal to T-Mobile to Tubi, companies big and small created a ton of buzz.
Will Ferrell’s GM x Netflix
Breaking Bad x Pop Corners
Workday x Rockstars
Dave Grohl x Crown Royal
Ben Affleck x T-Mobile
Tubi shocks America
You know what we’re not going to link? The Farmer’s Dog commercial. Shame on them.
Is there a more 2023 headline?
While camping out in Las Vegas, the 27-foot long wiener had its catalytic converter stolen. The crew became aware of the theft on Friday morning, when they couldnât get it started before for a 10AM appearance at a supermarket. It was then towed to a truck-rental facility where mechanics installed a âtemporaryâ catalytic converter.
Currently, there are six Wienermobiles in Oscar Mayerâs âmeat fleet,â according to the company. Wiener enthusiasts can check their whereabouts on the official Oscar Mayer website.
Dave Grohl, the newest Crown Royal spokesman, performed an invite-only show for the liquor company. “If you’re wondering why I’m here,” he said with a grin, “I’ve had a long and fruitful relationship with Crown Royal.” He played a raw, stripped back set featuring four of his biggest hits in “Times Like These”, “My Hero”, “Best of You” and “Everlong”.
Dave Grohl is bringing Foo Fighters back on the road this summer, and while no dates in Chicago are confirmed yet, we are crossing our fingers that he’ll stop by a pay a visit sooner rather than later.
A bill that would make it easier for people in Wyoming to consume alcohol while doing things like throwing axes, darts and chicken roping is only one step away from reaching Gov. Mark Gordonâs desk. Senate File 13 would make entertainment-based businesses in Wyoming eligible for a bar and grill liquor license. These businesses now have to compete with other businesses for retail liquor licenses.
The expanded license states that 60% of the revenue for license holders could be from the grill or entertainment, or a combination of the two.
Is our national nightmare finally over? Gossip vultures swarmed over Megan Fox after she wiped her photos of Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram and then quoted Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’, a notorious breakup album.
She followed Eminem on Instagram, who ether’ed Machine Gun Kelly out of the hip hop genre a few years ago.
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