‘Star Wars Holiday Special’ is the worst Christmas special ever

Youtube movie guru Chris Stuckman reviews it all with original footage in his his ‘Hilarocity’ series. Beware some NSFW language in the video above. 

It’s almost Christmas and most of humanity is also pumped about the release this week of a new Star Wars film, ‘Rogue One’ so that’s good  right?  This reminds me that we should never forget the pop culture disasterpiece that is the ‘Star Wars Holiday Special’. Yes, you may have heard about it and feared how it insults that galaxy far, far away so you avoided but yet you clicked here. 

It is without a shadow of a doubt, the worst thing to ever have the ‘Star Wars’ name attached to it. No matter what your opinion may be on the sci-fi blockbuster film series which has spawned billions in merchandise and spin-off content but among those faithful to the Force, they all know this thing is the worst. Most SW fans would rather be thrown into the Sarlacc pit if it meant they could avoid a repeat viewing of this ‘show’. George Lucas himself, has said publicly that he wished this special was never made or released to the public.

The ‘Star Wars Holiday Special’ aired only once on CBS in November 1978 on the wave of popularity after the first film, and it featured the major stars of the original trilogy including Harrison Ford, Mark Hammil, and Carrie Fisher. It doesn’t appear like these actors are excited to be there, based on their on-screen performances. Fisher sings a song that is dreadfully awkward. Ford performs like he’s waiting in a dentist office. And Hammil has a scene where he speaks directly into the camera with his face looking like a Ken doll for some reason.

Milwaukee’s favorite movie maniacs Red Letter Media roasted the SW Holiday Special in this Best of the Worst episode. NSFW language!

And then a parade of C-listers from late 70’s like Art Carney, Bea Arthur, Jefferson Starship, and Harvey Corman. The real meat of this dumpster fire on television is performed by Wookies. Yep, Chewbaca’s family is the focus of this special while they just speak to each other in unintelligible language without subtitles. They then pitched to various segments that all involve someone looking at a screen, so a lot of people basically Skype with each other in costumes. 

The  overall story is pretty thin as Chewbacca is trying to make it back to his home planet for outer-space Chrismtas which is called “Life Day” with the Empire chasing after Han Solo and him in the Millennium Falcon. Then from there it’s just this all-over-the-place mash-up of weird cameo scenes, spliced-in footage from the actual movie, cringe-worthy comedy, and songs that sound like they were not good enough for an way-off-Broadway musical. The only worthwhile piece from this might be the first appearance of Boba Fett, the bounty hunter who helped bring in Han Solo in the films and has grown to have his own dedicated fan base within the SW universe. He appears in a brief animated segment.

If you want to punish yourself with this special, beware.

 

Worst Christmas Song Ever?

I was fighting my way through a toy store yesterday. It felt like it was 100 degrees. The store was packed and they had nothing but Christmas music blasting. I was putting up with it until this come on. I honestly believe this is the worst Christmas song I’ve come across. So, please enjoy Cindy Lauper’s “It Feels Like Christmas.”

…I’m sorry.

@TheLouLombardo

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New Taco Place In Old Town

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(from chicago.eater.com)

OLD TOWN— The second iteration of Broken English Taco Pub has opened. It’s a collaboration between Phil Stefani, Adolfo Garcia and Carmen Rossi. Carmen Rossi owned the former concept, Pomp & Circumstance, and partnered with Stefani and Garcia so they could manage the space. The upstairs and patio area aren’t ready, but check out the cool mural. Status: Opening tonight, 1400 N. Wells St. (MORE HERE)

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I love their location in downtown off of Michigan Ave. 75 E Lake St, Chicago, IL 60601 They use local muralist JC Rivera aka BEAR CHAMP for some of their pieces. Their downtown location could use a better selection of music…ahem… Other than that I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve experienced so far. – Marconi

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Holidays Gift Items That Make It Look Like You Tried

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The holidays are here, meaning your arsenal of emergency gifts needs to be handy. You know, for unplanned visitors, like your Aunt Martha and that coworker that you didn’t actually expect to give you a gift (“Thanks! Who are you again?”).

Not that you should browse this list just to prepare for those awkward situations. These are all items worth snagging to present as thoughtful gifts to friends…or yourself, because you’d actually want these babies too. Check them out below:

Dripo 2-in-1 Cold Brew Coffee Maker

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Who doesn’t love a great cup of cold brew? The Dripo 2-in-1 Cold Brew Coffee Maker not only makes the perfect mug, it’s portable too. Perfect for those days when you might be rushing to the office, or if you need an easy pick-me-up on the trails. Just add coffee, a filter, and water — and two hours later, you’ll be happily caffeinated.

Buy now: Get the Dripo 2-in-1 Cold Brew Coffee Maker for $28.95, marked down from the usual $39.95.

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Bring the party to the party with this portable Mini Flip Cup Set. Relive your college glory days without (as much) of the mess with controlled flippers, which will let you go easy on that trigger finger. Line up eight mini cups for a 4×4 game, and watch things start to get interesting.

Buy now: Get the Mini Flip Cup Set for $49.99, marked down from the regular $59.99.

(MORE HERE)

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Queued Up #206

1. Highly Suspect – My Name Is Human
2. Joseph – White Flag
3. Artificial Pleasure – I’ll Make It Worth Your While
4. Phantogram – Same Old Blues
5. Glass Animals – Pork Soda
6. Mondo Cozmo – Shine
7. Japandroids – Near To The Wild Heart Of Life
8. Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam – In A Black Out
9. Twenty One Pilots – Heavydirtysoul
10. Love Thy Brother – Love Me Better feat. Ariel Beesley
11. Cage The Elephant – Cold Cold Cold
12. A Tribe Called Quest – We The People
13. Mainland – Empty Promises
14. Strand of Oaks – Radio Kids

1. Bleeker – Highway
2. Silversun Pickups – Latchkey Kids
3. The Jesus and Mary Chain – Amputation
4. Kongos – The World Would Run Better
5. American Authors – I’m Born To Run
6. The Orwells – They Put a Body In The Bayou (Local)
7. Blaenavon – My Bark Is Your Bite
8. Rag\’n\’Bone Man – Human
9. Panic! At The Disco – Death Of A Bachelor
10. Sundara Karma – She Said
11. Missio – Twisted
12. Imagine Dragons – Levitate
13. Cemetery Sun – Fake Love
14. Kaleo – All The Pretty Girls
15. Night Riots – Nothing Personal

12.11.16 – Alt_Backspace

1. Radiohead – Paranoid Android
2. The Police – Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
3. Rancid – Ruby Soho
4. Third Eye Blind – Graduate
5. The Jam – A Town Called Malice
6. Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies
7. Lemonheads – It’s a Shame About Ray
8. The Cure – Pictures Of You
9. The Vapors – Turning Japanese
10. Liz Phair – Supernova
11. Pearl Jam – Dissident
12. Translator – Everywhere That I’m Not
13. The Clash – I Fought The Law

1. Blink 182 – Adam’s Song
2. The Smiths – Panic
3. Hole – Malibu
4. Live – Selling The Drama
5. Depeche Mode – World In My Eyes
6. R.E.M. – (Don’t Go Back To) Rockville
7. Catherine Wheel – Crank
8. Psychedelic Furs – Pretty In Pink
9. Weezer – Surf Wax America
10. Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
11. Candlebox – Far Behind
12. Peter Murphy – Cuts You Up
13. Elastica – Connection

Taking Back Sundays – 12.12.16

1. Blink 182 – I Miss You
2. Blink 182 – Up All Night
3. Blink 182 – She’s Out Of Her Mind
4. Alkalline Trio – Stupid Kid
5. We The Kings – Say You Like Me
6. Dashboard Confessional – Hands Down
7. Twenty One Pilots – Holding On To You
8. Twenty One Pilots – Fairly Local
9. Twenty One Pilots – Heathens
10. Metro Station – Shake It
11. 3OH!3 – Don’t Trust Me
12. Fountains Of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
13. Jimmy Eat World – The Middle
14. Jimmy Eat World – Sweetness
15. Jimmy Eat World – Sure and Certain
16. Plain White T’s – Hey There Delilah
17. Coheed and Camria – A Favor House Atlantic

Ryan Reynolds wants to do a Wolverine/Deadpool movie

Ryan Reynolds warmed the hearts of many movie goers in 2016 with his foul-mouthed mutated anti-hero ‘Deadpool’ in one of the best superhero films in recent memory. The movie features some nods to another Marvel bad-ass, Wolverine who has long been played by Hugh Jackman who is set to release his final flick as the metal-clawed conflicted X-Man with ‘Logan’ in March 2017. Reynolds though stirred the pot recently, when he made it clear in a recent chat with Entertainment Weekly that he wants to do a Deadpool/Wolverine movie and hopes to get Jackman to stick around for the hypothetical all-star team-up film.

“I want Deapdool and Wolverine in a movie together. What we’re gonna have to do is convince Hugh. If anything, I’m going to need to do what I can to get my internet friends back on board to help rally another cause down the line.” said Reynolds. Yeah, I know it’s makes my inner-nerd salivate like a dog waiting for a steak come off the grill. I believe us the fans out here, reading this are Ryan’s “internet friends” so hopefully we can answer his call. Reynold previously got test-footage of Deadpool buzzing online so well a while back, it forced the film into production.

Wolvie and Deadpool have tangled on the big screen before, in the lackluster ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ which depicted ‘the Merc with a Mouth’ as more of a super-weapon creature and not a super-weapon smart-ass with a lot of fun wisecracks and charisma. It didn’t feel nearly as special this potential super-buddy adventure could be. Still if Jackman wants to hang up his claws after playing the character for so long, who can blame him right?

Reynolds and Jackman get a long pretty well in this fun video where Reynolds fumbles an interview with Jackman and it’s just delightful. Can we get this movie please?!

Early reactions to ‘Rogue One’ are really good (NO SPOILERS)

So the most anticipated movie of the season ‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ is days from taking over the pop culture landscape, so is it going to deliver the nerd-joy that we are expecting from the new series of Disney-produced George Lucas-less SW films? Apparently if you are a fan, you are going to love this spin-off prequel to the very first ‘Star Wars’ movie because early reactions (Note: these are NOT full reviews) are said to be very good coming out of it’s first public screening during it’s American premiere yesterday at the Pantages Theatre in Los Angeles. I

“It was excellent.The new characters and story lines really engaged me. It reminded me of ‘The Dirty Dozen.’” said fan Chris Canole to Variety. 

Comedy star Dane Cook is someone you are likely jealous of right now, because he was lucky enough to see ‘Rogue One’,  tweeted his NON-SPOILER thoughts.

‘Rogue One’ is already predicted to be as successful at the box office as last year’s ‘Force Awakens’, Disney’s first Star Wars produced film.

Here is the latest trailer for Rogue One

The ‘Rogue One’ cast gets geeky on the Star Wars Show.

 

Chicago and surrounding area under Winter Storm Warning this weekend

 

The National Weather Service posted a Winter Storm Warning at 3 p.m Saturday for Winnebago, Boone, McHenry, Ogle, Lee, DeKalb, Kane, La Salle, Kendall and Grundy counties lasting until midnight Monday. According to ABC 7, a Winter Storm Warning went into effect at 6 p.m. for Cook, Will, DuPage and Lake counties in Illinois and Lake and Porter counties in Indiana at 6 p.m. lasting until midnight Monday. The snowfall expected is believed to be 6-8 inches. This will effect the Chicago city area mostly into late Saturday night, with snowfalls dropping on and off into Sunday afternoon. WLSAM.com has more weather coverage including updated radar maps. 

So be advised when driving and travelling over the course of the weekend, with slushy roads expected and reports of cancelled flights at Midway and O’Hare already coming in. 

Be safe out there.

 

 

The Lumineers Give “Blue Christmas” A Go

There are certain Christmas songs that just….(insert nails on chalkboard SFX).

I’ve never been a big fan of Elvis and his “Blue Christmas” song.  But The Lumineers make it…better.  Imagine, if you will,  roasting chestnuts on an open fire while this tickles your ears.  To me, this is a more than tolerable entry into acceptable Christmas music.

(P.S. — Roasting chestnuts over an open fire is a recipe for…exploded chestnuts and a ruined evening.  Don’t go doing it and thinking you going to be all suave…because you won’t be.  It will be tragic.)

Most Instagramed Cities In The World!

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Believe it or not Instagram can put together a list of what cities have the most pictures taken of it. You’d think without a doubt that Chicago would be on that list, but surprisingly, we aren’t!

You can read the full story Here!

Where do you think Chicago should be on this list?

THE ALLEY IS COMING BACK

You could say I was upset when I heard The Alley was closing it’s doors after 39 years…

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You could say I was emotionally vested in The Alley…

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So it is with great excitement that I share with you after almost a full year since The Alley closing it’s doors, owner Mark Thomas plans to reopen one of my favorite places on the planet,

THE ALLEY IS COMING BACK TO LAKEVIEW IN 2017!!!

More from DNA.info HERE

<3 @laurenoneil

Cubs Trophy Tour!

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  • Friday, December 9 at official Cubs Team Store (663 N. Michigan Ave.), 12-3 p.m.
  • Thursday, December 15 at Chicago City Hall 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
  • January 13-15 at the annual Cubs Convention
  • Mesa, Arizona, during Spring Training
  • Cubs’ 2017 Home Opener April 10

More locations to come! Info HERE
Now for the real question.. can someone please put pants on Clark the Cub?!

Naperville Naughty List

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Putting the “high” in Naperville North High, 14 students were sent to the hospital after eating some gummy bears, of the suspected edible version.

Full story HERE

Don’t think that’s what the teacher was referring to when they said to bring enough for the entire class…

<3 @laurenoneil

Starbucks Bringing Pizza…TO CHICAGO?!!?!!

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Brace yourself, folks, because things might get nasty. An interloper (and a coffee company to boot!) is about to try to break into Chicago’s pizza scene. Noted purveyor of delicious coffee and pre-made pastries, Starbucks, is apparently bringing a new pizza concept to Chicago. (MORE HERE)

Yes because one thing Chicago needs is more pizza!! – m

WHITE SOX: Adam Eaton moved to Nationals

Chicago White Sox made a big trade yesterday with All-Star pitcher Chris Sale going to Boston, and today was no different with Adam Eaton being sent to the Washington Nationals for three hot prospects in Lucas Giolito, their No. 1 prospect, Reynaldo Lopez (No. 3) and Dane Dunning (No. 6). Giolito is Major League Baseball’s number 3 overall prospect.

Eaton held .284 average at bat with 14 home runs and 59 RBIs in 2016. He led the American League with nine triples, the second time he has done so since 2014.

WLS’s Conor McKnight gave our sister station and home of the White Sox, WLS-890 AM the lowdown on Giolito the most talked-about acquisition for the Sox this off season.  “If I had to guess, I’d say Giolito starts in the minor leagues this season but he is definitely pitching, save injury, he’s definitely pitching in the major leagues, at some point, next year,” said McKnight. For the full press release from the White Sox on today’s trade, go here. 

Listen to White Sox baseball on WLS 890 AM, and check out the very engaging White Sox Weekly podcast.