Coming Tomorrow

Starbucks says the Unicorn Frappuccino has magic powers because it starts our purple with swirls of blue then you mix it up and it turns to pink.

I thought the magic was that you drink it and grow a horn, but apparently not.

But it’d be a lot cooler if you did….

In stores tomorrow (April 19th) through the 23rd, more HERE

<3 @laurenoneil

Divvy’s Special Edition Blackhawks Bikes Are Back For Another Playoffs Year

(from chicagoist.com)

The Blackhawks have made it to the Stanley Cup playoffs again—for a ninth consecutive year, in fact—and Divvy has rolled out its fleet of special-edition Blackhawks bikes to celebrate. The bikes hit the street Tuesday, wrapped in red and black with fender decals featuring the images of individual Blackhawks players, including Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane and Duncan Keith. (MORE HERE)

Maybe if I ride one of these until the Blackhawks eventually win the cup I’ll be eligible to be puck boy…Is that a thing you can be?

Brian & Lou 04.18.17

What Ya Missed, Dad of the Year, What’s on your Sexlist and DJ Ryz checks in after Coachella

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Tax Day Deals

Tax Day sucks – so here are some deals to ease your pain!

Noodles & Company: From April 12 to 18, use the code TAXDAY17 with online orders and you’ll get $4 off a purchase of $10 or more!

Boston Market: For Tax Day, get a half chicken individual meal with two sides and cornbread plus a fountain drink and cookie for $10.40.

Sonic: Their website touts half price single cheeseburgers on April 18th.

McDonald’s: Buy one Big Mac or Quarter-Pounder and get a second one for just a penny!

Hard Rock Cafe: “Sing For Your Supper” on April 18 at participating Hard Rock Cafes. You will have to get on stage, sing a song, but you will earn yourself a free Legendary Burger.

Geja’s Café: Offering a Tax Relief deal of $20.17 off each Premier Dinner every Sunday – Thursday the entire month of
April.

Fairmont Chicago, Millennium Park:  is offering guests overnight accommodations with 20% off the flexible daily rate (minimum two-night stay) and a complimentary room upgrade upon check-in. Accommodations can be booked now through April 18, 2017 for stays through December 30, 2017.

Blown Away: 15% off blowouts on April 18 to those who mention “Tax Day Special”.

Take a Hike!! This week is also National Park Week. The U.S. National Parks is offering free entrance for the weekends of April 15–16 and April 22–23. Welcome the spring and say goodbye to tax season by hitting the hiking trail.

FULL LIST OF DEALS!!!

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WATCH: A Woman Got Her Hand Stuck in a Toilet

A woman in Texas recently moved into a new place and didn’t have a plunger yet. So when her toilet got clogged last week she tried to unclog it by just reaching her HAND in there. And it got STUCK, so she had to call the fire department. They had to unhook the toilet from the wall . . . carry it outside with her . . . and break chunks off by tapping it with a sledgehammer until she could get her hand out.

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Brian & Lou: The Sexlist

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Ice T talked about how he and his wife Coco have jungle sex.  “Your girl might want you to put on some mother[effing] oil and figure skates for her.  If you’re willing to accommodate the other one’s kinks, you’re gonna take that sex to another level.  So that’s jungle sex.” But what we found more interesting is how he sets the mood.

He also went in to how he sets the mood. ‘I like Phil Collins, I like Sade, I like Enigma. You come to my house, you think you’re in a spa. All this ambient music playing. ‘I got aquariums and water features and s***. That’s smooth. ‘You’re gonna have sex with your girl, you’re not gonna put on Fight The Power. That’s not gonna work. Or maybe it will if you’re gonna have jungle sex, I don’t know. READ MORE

So it got us thinking… what are the best songs to get down to business to?

Here’s our “Sexlist” in no certain order:

1. Nine Inch Nails – Closer (F*ck You Like An Animal)

2. Lil Wayne – Lollipop

3. R. Kelly – Bump N’ Grind

4. George Michael – I Want Your Sex

5. Color Me Badd – I Wanna Sex You Up

6. Aerosmith – I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing

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Millennium Park Summer Film Series Announced

(from chicagoist.com)

Aahh yes nothing like watching a movie you’ve seen, outside while kids run around you screaming and their moms are loopy on boxed wine. Hey but it’s FREE!!

Check out the full slate of films below. All movies are free. Screenings begin at 6:30 p.m. unless otherwise noted.
The Blues Brothers (1980) – June 13
Caddyshack (1980) – June 20
Julie and Julia (2009) – June 27
El Norte (1983) – July 11
La La Land (2016) – July 18
Network (1976) – July 25
Bend It Like Beckham (2002) – August 1
Ghost (1990) and The Shining (1980) – August 8
Hidden Figures (2016) – August 15
Five Heartbeats (1991) – August 22
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) – August 24, at 10am
Wayne’s World (1992) – September 5
The Princess Bride (1987) – August 29

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1. Pearl Jam – Given To Fly
2. Bad Religion – Sorrow
3. Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson – Candy
4. Weezer – My Name Is Jonas
5. Depeche Mode – Never Let Me Down Again
6. Lit – Miserable
7. Psychedelic Furs – Pretty In Pink
8. Sneaker Pimps – 6 Underground
9. Jane\’s Addiction – Jane Says
10. Wang Chung – Dance Hall Days
11. Ned\’s Atomic Dustbin – Grey Cell Green

1. Radiohead – Creep
2. Gary Numan – Cars
3. Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
4. Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
5. Echo & The Bunnymen – Bring On The Dancing Horses
6. Remy Zero – Prophecy
7. The Cure – Just Like Heaven
8. Silverchair – Tomorrow
9. Manic Street Preachers – Motorcycle Emptiness
10. Cracker – Low
11. Morrissey – Suedehead
12. Superdrag – Sucked Out