BEHOLD! The Human Flaming Hot Cheeto

Flaming Hot Cheetos, the hot aggressive snack has been a delightful singe to our collective tongues for some time but who would ever want them all over their bodies? Youtube loveables Good Mythical Morning apparently are those people. They took dozens of bags of spicy crunch and whittled it down to a red hot dust, and covered one of their hosts Rhett in it. Yep, it’s quite the site to see. 

Is this very entertaining? Yes, it is which is why it was trending on the video platform today at #6. 

They reference in this video one of the all-time best meme videos: the falling grap lady.

 

Jack White announces tour with no Chicago dates, so that means…

Jack White lit up the internet and our airwaves last week with the release of an engaging soulful new song ‘Connected by Love’ off his upcoming album ‘Boarding House Research’ which comes out March 23rd. Today, the Detroit rock maverick announced a North American tour which has our fair city omitted.

White will roll across North America and hit up Europe, then return to do another leg of dates in the States. The very provocative and curious omission of Chicago on tour, combined with the fact that White is playing Minnesota on August 6th. That’s an day trip from Chicago’s Grant Park which hosts THE festival, Lollapalooza from August 2nd to the 5th. So connect those big glowing dots for yourself. We are not alone here as our buds Consequence of Sound are also making this assumption, and they note White is already confirmed to headline the Shakey Kneess fest in Atlanta and Governor’s Ball in New York this year. 

If you want to make a trip to other midwest cities, White will be in Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Milwaukee in April. 

Now maybe this a reach, but a guy can dream a big dream! 

There may still be slushy puddles and frozen car doors throughout Chicagoland right now, but ideas like this gives us something to look forward to the sun-kissed masses shaking asses on our lakefront at Lolla.

 

Here are Jack White’s announced tour dates for 2018.

April 19: Detroit, MI @ Little Caesars Arena

April 20: Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom

April 21: Grand Rapids, MI @ 20 Monroe

April 23: Omahe, NE @ Baxter Arena

April 24: Bonner Springs, KS @ Providence Medical Center Amphitheater

April 25: St. Louis, MO @ Chaifetz Arena

April 27: Dallas, TX @ Bomb Factory

April 29: Dallas, TX @ Bomb Factory

April 30: Houston, TX @ Revention Music Center

May 1: Houston, TX @ Revention Music Center

May 2: Austin, TX @ Austin360 Amphitheater

May 4 – 6: Atlanta, GA @ Shaky Knees Music Festival

May 25 – 27: Boston, MA @ Boston Calling Music Festival

May 27: Cooperstown, NY @ Brewery Ommegang

May 29: Washington, DC @ The Anthem

June 1 – 3: New York, NY @ Governors Ball Music Festival

June 4: Columbus, OH @ Express Live! Outdoor Amphitheater

June 6: Cleveland, OH @ Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica

June 7: Rochester, NY @ Dome Arena

June 8: Lewiston, NY @ Artpark Mainstage Theater

June 9: Toronto, ON @ Budweiser Stage

June 27: London, UK – Hammersmith Apollo

June 28: London, UK – Hammersmith Apollo

July 2: Amsterdam, NL  @ AFAS Live

July 3: Paris. FR @ L’Olympia

July 4: Paris. FR @ L’Olympia

August 6: Minneapolis, MN @ The Armory

August 8: Broomfield, CO @ 1st Bank Center

August 9: Salt Lake City, UT @ SaltAir

August 11: Portland, OR @ Veterans Memorial Coliseum

August 12: Vancouver, BC @ Rogers Arena

August 13: Seattle, WA @ WAMU Theatre

August 15: San Francisco, CA @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium

August 19: Santa Barbara, CA @ Santa Barbara Bowl

August 21: San Diego, CA @ Viejas Arena

August 22: Phoenix, AZ @ Comerica Theatre

August 23: Las Vegas, NV @ The Chelsea @ The Cosmopolitan

 

Listen to another banging new track from Jack White, this is ‘Respect Commander’

WKQX MGMT Text Contest

WKQX’s “MGMT Text” Contest
Official Rules

A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.

The Station will conduct the WKQX “MGMT Text” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:

  1. No purchase is necessary to enter or win. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.   Void where prohibited.  All federal, state, and local regulations apply.

Eligibility.  This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last 30 days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last 60 days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last 30 days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last 60 days.   Void where prohibited by law.  Employees of Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., its parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren.  The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

  1. Contest Period. The Contest will begin at 9:00 am CT on Tuesday, January 16, 2018 and will run through 12:00pm CT on Thursday, March 1, 2018 (the “Contest Period”).  The Station’s computer is the official time keeping device for this Contest.
  2. How to Enter. To enter:
  • Text: Send a text message with the keyword MGMT to 312101 during the Sweepstakes Period.  All entries must be received by 11:59 am CT on Thursday, March 1, 2018 to be eligible for the Grand Prize drawing.  Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station.  Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant.  Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Sweepstakes.
  • Online: Send an e-mail with the title MGMT Contest during the Contest Period, to [email protected] containing your Legal Name, Phone Number, Date of Birth, and Address in the body of the e-mail.  All entries must be received by 11:59 am CT on Thursday, March 1, 2018 to be eligible for the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address.  Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry per day by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified.  Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified.  In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address.  Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned.  Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion.  No mail-in entries will be accepted.
  1. Winner Selection. On or about 1:00 pm CT on Thursday, March 1, 2018, Station will select one (1) entry for the Grand Prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries received by Station during the Contest Period. The winning entrant will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact will result in disqualification.
  2. Verification of Potential Winner. THE ELIGIBILITY OF ALL POTENTIAL CONTEST WINNERS IS SUBJECT TO VERIFICATION BY STATION WHOSE DECISIONS ARE FINAL AND BINDING IN ALL MATTERS RELATED TO THE CONTEST. The potential winner must continue to comply with all terms and conditions of these Official Rules, and winning is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements. The potential winner may be notified by email and/or telephone call after the date of random drawing and/or winner determination. The potential winner will be required to sign and return to Station, within three (3) days of the date notice is sent, an affidavit of eligibility and a liability/publicity release (except where prohibited) in order to claim his/her prize, if applicable.  A winner who returns the affidavit of eligibility and liability/publicity release will be deemed to have accepted the contest prize and thereafter will not be permitted to rescind their acceptance of the prize and/or return the prize. If a potential winner cannot be contacted, fails to sign and return the affidavit of eligibility and/or the liability/publicity release within the required time period (if applicable), or if the prize or prize notification is returned as undeliverable, potential winner forfeits prize. In the event that the potential winner of a prize is disqualified for any reason, Station may award the applicable prize to an alternate winner by random drawing from among all remaining eligible entries.    
  3. Grand Prize. One (1) Grand Prize will be awarded in this Contest.  The Grand Prize is 2 tickets to MGMT on either Saturday, March 3, 2018 or Sunday, March 4, 2018 at The Riviera Theatre. The show date is at the discretion of the Station. ARV [Ninety Dollars] ($90.00).  Winner is responsible for all taxes associated with prize receipt and/or use.  Odds of winning the Grand Prize depend on a number of factors including the number of eligible entries received during the Contest Period and listeners participating at any given time.

There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash.  The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses.  Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards.  Other restrictions may apply.

  1. Entry Conditions and Release. By entering, each participant agrees to: (a) comply with and be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Station, which are binding and final in all matters relating to this Contest; (b) release and hold harmless Station, Cumulus Media Inc., and its subsidiaries, related and affiliated companies, participating sponsors, the prize suppliers and any other organizations responsible for sponsoring, fulfilling, administering, advertising or promoting the Contest, and each of their respective past and present officers, directors, employees, agents and representatives (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liability, including but not limited to negligence and damages of any kind to persons and property, including but not limited to invasion of privacy (under appropriation, intrusion, public disclosure of private facts, false light in the public eye or other legal theory), defamation, slander, libel, violation of right of publicity, infringement of trademark, copyright or other intellectual property rights, property damage, or death or personal injury arising out of or relating to a participant’s entry, creation of an entry or submission of an entry, participation in the Contest, acceptance or use or misuse of prize (including any travel or activity related thereto) and/or the broadcast, exploitation or use of entry; and (c) indemnify, defend and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, expenses, and liabilities (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to an entrant’s participation in the Contest and/or entrant’s acceptance, use, non-use or misuse of the prize.
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  7. Entrant’s Personal Information. Information collected from entrants is subject to Station’s Privacy Policy, which is available on the Station’s website under the “Privacy Policy” link. All entry blanks, forms, devices, and materials gathered during the course of entry, as well as all information contained therein, shall become the sole property of Station to be used, disposed of or destroyed in its sole discretion. Station is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information entered by website users, and assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to Station’s website.
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Sales of Cassette Tapes — Yeah, THOSE — Jumped In 2017

For quite a few members of the 101WKQX audience, cassette tapes were once the king of music portability.  Then came digital.  And away went the Walkmans and tape decks.

But in 2017, sales of the seemingly defunct media actually went up, according to Popular Science.  For the second year in a row.

NOW, while the sales percentage increase sounds impressive (136%), the actual number of cassette tapes sold last year was about 90,000…which makes up less than a tenth of a percent of all music sold.  So what gives?  Is the beginning of another love affair with an analog delivery system, much like those who swear by their record player?

The more likely answer is a temporary wave of nostalgia — triggered by a movie franchise.

Those that have seen Guardians of the Galaxy know that a mix tape plays heavy into the story.  Peter Quill/Star-Lord’s Walkman and mix tape were so popular that the movie soundtrack was eventually put out on tape.  It would seem this would be the catalyst of the resurgence.  And why not?  A film with a cult following naturally could drive the resurgence or development of a cult product.

This phenomenon was enough to propel the importance of Cassette Store Day.  And The White Stripes jumped on board this wave by releasing their first three albums on tape late last year.  A group whose founder — Jack White — is smack dab in the middle of the far more successful resurgence of vinyl with his Third Man Records company.  That resurgence, however, wasn’t always viewed as a business that would maintain.  So it is possible cassettes follow the same trajectory?  Or will they remain a fun, fringe product?

And as of now, that’s all cassettes seem to be at this point — a one-off .  After all, there are far better music delivery devices out there — ones that don’t playback at slightly different speeds, degrade, or worst of all, require a pencil to spool back inside.  — [eric]

 

 

 

Tributes online for Cranberries singer Dolores O’Riordan

Dolores O’Riordan, the stand out voice of Irish alternative band the Cranberries has passed away at 46. Circumstances related to her death are not yet known, but O’Riordan’s profound influence is being felt in many tributes online today.

In her native home of Ireland, O’Riordan’s sudden passing has become a national story which shows how appreciated she was in the place where her prolific career started. RTE  reported on the Irish response to the beloved singer.

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Cranberries Singer Dead at 46

Dolores O’Riordan, lead singer of The Cranberries, has died at only 46. There is not a lot of information on what happened. Her publicist said she died in London where she was recording new music. Here’s the article from the BBC.

The band did cancel shows in the United States, including one in Chicago, last year because Dolores was dealing with ongoing back issues.

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FAIL: Wisconsin Tries Luring Chicagoans North…Not Sure Their Ads Nail It.

If you are a millennial using the CTA and/or social media, you may have run across ads like this recently — trying to convince you to move to Wisconsin.  The Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation has spent about a million dollars trying to convince you to lead your best life across the border.

They are banking hard on their 22 minute average commute time in Milwaukee, and that their urban center can offer just as many amenities as Chicago.  One of their pitches — and I’m deadly serious here — is Lake Michigan.  “Sunset on Michigan (Avenue) or Sunset on (Lake) Michigan?” one of the ad asks.

I now offer my own ad campaign as a rebuttal:

If you need someone to stick up for Chicago, I will.  Always.  — [eric]

So, What Is Dave Grohl Whispering in the Song “Everlong?”

About three minutes into the song Foo Fighters song “Everlong,” everything drops down quiet again — and you can hear a whispering voice.  So, what exactly is Dave Grohl saying?

Radio X isolated the vocals and says this is what you are hearing:

“So Dad would take the Sundays off,
And that’s the only time he could ever get any rest,
And so, because we were loud on Sundays,
He d make us hold his construction boots over our head, till he’d sleep
And they were really heavy boots
And I d used to say dad come on please
And like start crying, cause they’re too heavy.”

However, that’s probably only 33% correct.

According to music folklore, there are actually THREE whisper tracks.  One for the left channel, one for the center channel, and one for the right channel.  They are reportedly of Dave reading out of technical manual, Dave reading a love letter, and finally, Dave reading a story about a studio technician’s father.

It appears the video above would be the last example.

So…any other fellow music nerds up for figuring out what the other two tracks are?  — [eric]

Jeopardy Contestant Misidentifies Jack White…As Eminem

Alright, the questions on Jeopardy! come in rapid succession…and if you don’t know an answer, I *suppose* a good strategy would be to pick up on certain elements of the clue and make an educated guess.

But.  That being said…

While Jack White and Eminem are both indeed from Detroit…that is where the similarity ends.

Jack White is back with new music called Connected By Love.  One interesting fact about this song:  zero guitar.  — [eric]

Facebook changing your news feed again

 

More changes are coming to Facebook with social media wizard Mark Zuckerberg posting that the platform will be filtering it’s News feed to reduce exposure to brands, media companies, and content publishers. 

This is bad for bands and alternative artists that you follow, as this will distance from your feed. On the other hand maybe people will go to another app for that, right?

Zuckerberg’s intentions seem really good but what does it mean to those that have  built a following and are trying to develop a stronger community for music, art, and entertainment? Time will tell us but expect more political posts from that grade school friend who you have not talked to since high school.

Here is Zuckerberg’s complete statement

 

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Agent Scully is done on ‘the X-Files’

Sad news for ‘X-Files’ fans as the show in Season 10 after a recent revival on FOX, Gillian Anderson confirmed that her beloved skeptic character Agent Skully is done. 


Speaking to the Hollywood Reporter,  Anderson made it clear saying
“It’s time for me to hang up Scully’s hat. It just is,” Anderson expressed this at this week’s Television Critic Association’s winter press tour, ruling out any potential return. “”I’m finished, and that’s the end of that.”

The X-Files aired Fox from 1993 to 2002, and returned to Fox for a six-episode tenth season in 2017, promoted as a limited event.

If X-Files  is a show you’ve only heard about check out this video that covers it’s top episodes of the best sci-fi shows.

The Killers show the prison of depression in ‘RUT’ video

Depression sucks. That sound simplistic, but it’s true. It challenges people’s health and their ability to be with others they love and care for. The prison-like feeling of depression and mental illness is on display in the Killer’s new music video for the song , ‘Rut’ off their 2017 hit album ‘Wonderful Wonderful’. The lyrics show someone reaching out from that internal darkness asking that “don’t you give up on me” and when you see the characters on screen facing that same plea it hits new chords.

Watch Lauren’s exclusive interview with Brandon Flowers of the Killers minutes before they took the stage in front thousands at Lollapalooza 2017

Lauren talked to Brandon Flowers of The Killers before they killed it last night. Ronnie Vannucci Jr. Is in for the Unofficial After Party tonight, too! You can still get on the guest list at https://www.101wkqx.com/afterparty. #Verizon #MomentsThatMatter

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LISTEN: Four Early Demo Cassettes from Nirvana Have Surfaced

A Seattle musician has posted four cassette tapes that he says were personally given to him by Kurt Cobain, according to NME.

John Purkey has uploaded each cassette to separate YouTube videos, all of which begin with the guitarist explaining the backstory on each.  Some material may sound familiar — those songs have been remastered and released before.  But you can check out the just released raw form below: