We still don’t have a date, but Chvrches revealed that the title of the upcoming album will be ‘Love is Dead.’ They also hit us with the track list. Word is Matt Berninger of The National will appear on the album.

LOVE IS DEAD. pic.twitter.com/3S2bnDODtj

— CHVRCHΞS (@CHVRCHES) February 26, 2018

“Love Is Dead”
“Graffiti”
“Get Out”
“Deliverance”
“My Enemy”
“Forever”
“Never Say Die”
“Miracle”
“Graves”
“Heaven/Hell”
“God’s Plan”
“Really Gone”
“ii”
“Wonderland’

A guy in Kansas City decided to take an ATV fro a ride on the highway, the wrong way, naked. NSFW!

The police activity you’ve been seeing along 152 Hwy, I-435 and now 210 Hwy is all because of a naked man riding a yellow ATV who refused to stop for police. 🚓 He’s now in custody. No dangerous instruments were found. pic.twitter.com/hH6cL5yiF2

— Clay County Sheriff (@SheriffClayCo) February 25, 2018

A new report from Wallethub ranks 116 metropolitan areas in America, defining them by which cities are the “hardest-working.” Chicago, a city we can all agree is hard-working, barely made the top ten.

The report analyzed nine different factors including:

Average Workweek Hours
Employment Rate
Share of Workers Leaving Vacation Time Unused
Share of Engaged Workers

San Francisco tops the list, followed by:
2. Fremont, Calif.
3. Jersey City
4. Washington, D.C.
5. New York
6. Oakland
7. Boston
8. Aurora, Colo.
9. Newark
10. Chicago

See the entire report here.

McDonald’s is bringing back Szechuan Sauce today and we have “Rick and Morty” to thank…again. The sauce originally cam out in the 90’s as part of the promotion for the Disney movie “Mulan.” McDonald’s eventually discontinued the sauce, but it found new life after it was featured on R&M. Fans pretty much drove McDonald’s crazy until the did a limited release of the sauce last fall. By limited I mean like 8 packets at select stores. People waited in line for hours to get their hands on the sauce and were not happy when they couldn’t get it. In same cases it led to riots breaking out. Yes. All over a dipping sauce no one cared about since 1998. Well, today McD’s is trying to make it all good. This time around all locations should have it. They reported shipped 20 million packets of the sauce. Still, if you’re trying to get your hands on some you might not want to wait. Who knows how long it will last.

Wubba lubba dub dub.

But, if you want to skip right to making your own, Binging with Babish has you covered.

Kevin Smith was forced to cancel a show in California last night after suffering a ‘massive heart attack’ following his first show of the night. The good news is it sounds like he’s going to be okay.

After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground! pic.twitter.com/M5gSnW9E5h

— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 26, 2018

He followed that up with this post on his Facebook Page…

“I was trying to do a killer standup special this evening but I might’ve gone too far. After the first show, I felt kinda nauseous. I threw up a little but it didn’t seem to help. Then I started sweating buckets and my chest felt heavy. Turns out I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life at the#glendale hospital told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (also known as “the Widow-Maker” because when it goes, you’re a goner). If I hadn’t canceled the second show to go to the hospital, the Doc said I would’ve died tonight. For now, I’m still above ground! But this is what I learned about myself during this crisis: death was always the thing I was most terrified of in life. When the time came, I never imagined I’d ever be able to die with dignity – I assumed I’d die screaming, like my Dad (who lost his life to a massive heart attack). But even as they cut into my groin to slip a stent into the lethal Widow-Maker, I was filled with a sense of calm. I’ve had a great life: loved by parents who raised me to become the individual I am. I’ve had a weird, wonderful career in all sorts of media, amazing friends, the best wife in the world and an incredible daughter who made me a Dad. But as I stared into the infinite, I realized I was relatively content. Yes, I’d miss life as it moved on without me – and I was bummed we weren’t gonna get to make#jayandsilentbobreboot before I shuffled loose the mortal coil. But generally speaking, I was okay with the end, if this was gonna be it. I’ve gotten to do so many cool things and I’ve had so many adventures – how could I be shitty about finally paying the tab. But the good folks at the Glendale hospital had other plans and the expertise to mend me. Total strangers saved my life tonight (as well as my friends @jordanmonsanto & @iamemilydawn, who called the ambulance). This is all a part of my mythology now and I’m sure I’ll be facing some lifestyle changes (maybe it’s time to go Vegan). But the point of this post is to tell you that I faced my greatest fear tonight… and it wasn’t as bad as I’ve always imagined it’d be. I don’t want my life to end but if it ends, I can’t complain. It was such a gift.#KevinSmith“

Smith (aka “Silent Bob”) was behind cult hits like “Clerks,” “Mall Rats,” “Chasing Amy” and more. Here’s a quick recovery.