Nick called in to tell us about how his dad tried to get snipped before he was born. Justin let him know that his dad…. might not actually be his dad!
The lions at the Bronx Zoo received an unexpected visitor on Tuesday in an effort to gain clout from The Gram.
This is possibly the riskiest clout-chasing attempt we’ve ever seen. We are firm believers in living your life “do it for the Gram” style, but this feels like too much. Although no arrests were made, the Bronx Zoo warned people that these actions were life-threatening and that no one should ever encroach on an animal’s habitat.
We do hope that this is the last time we see someone try something like this, because 10 times out of 10, a lion is going to win when being combative with a human. Those are undeniable odds. Please, just trust us on that.
This problem has plagued us all in the past. It’s something seemingly so innocent and naive, but it’s devastatingly real and painful when it happens to you. Case the Intern has a crush on a girl in his class, but he’s not sure if she likes him back.
Case the Intern is normally a confident guy, but he’s been rattled ever since his last relationship ended. He’s afraid of just asking her out because he doesn’t know if he can handle the rejection.
Let us know what you think Case the Intern should do. Tweet us at @101WKQX with your best relationship advice for our young stallion.
One in seven people have a zombie apocalypse plan. These are the times we’re living in, and we can’t say we blame them.
Luckily for them, a town in North Carolina is holding a “zombie survival” event this month to let people practice for the zombie apocalypse we know we’ll all face someday.
That event is more for fun than actual zombie survival practice, but still, one in seven! That’s 14% of Americans that are supposedly prepared for the zombie apocalypse if it comes. That’s 24% of millennials, 15% of Gen Xers, 6% of baby boomers, and 100% of crazy people.
Post Malone might be a little weird. Now we’re not a big Post Malone, but we respect that he acknowledges his influences on a consistent basis. From Nirvana to Metallica, Post has always been sure to shoutout those that came before him.
His covers may have peaked over the weekend in Detroit when he joined a local band to play Sublime’s ‘Santeria’. Nothing stands up to the original, obviously, but this cover does Bradley Nowell proud.
Malone rocks and we salute him.
Ahoy! The KQX Morning Crew is looking to decorate our offices, but we only want to do it with art from our most passionate listeners.
We know that our Crew Members have some great talent! We want to put it on display for everyone to see!!!
Take a pic of your masterpiece and Tweet us at @101WKQX with #Ahoy and let us know what you come up with.
All submissions will be contacted with shipping information.
XOXO – Brian, Ali, and Justin <3
WKQX-FM’s “Art Alexakis In The Lounge Text” Contest
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An elementary school in Evanston decided to cancel all Halloween activities within the school due to a lack of inclusivity.
The KQX Morning Crew decided to get to the bottom of this and called the school themselves.
Give that man a raise! <3 Lauren
Heather from Bellwood called in for some advice about how to potty train her son.
Her husband thinks they should, in her words, lock him in the bathroom and teach him to go like a man.
We had to get to the bottom of it so we called up the husband and asked him what he meant by this…
He was not too happy to talk to Brian, Ali, and Justin.
Who’s in the wrong here? Maybe both of them.
Let us know what you think on Twitter and Facebook!
Billie Eilish, the teen superstar, went on Howard Stern’s radio show for an in-depth interview and to perform some of her songs alongside her brother Finnieas.
Later on in the interview, Billie brought her parents on to meet Howard and the staff.
It was then and there that they decided to let Billie know that she was conceived via IVF.
Yikes, that’s awkward…
For all the details on the interview check out The Blast’s article here.
Have you ever wondered why there are so many flight delays at O’Hare?
Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker! pic.twitter.com/SQi5zB0Ooz
— Kevin Klauer DO, EJD (@Emergidoc) September 30, 2019
Three cheers for the brave workers at Chicago O’Hare though. They managed to stop that rampaging catering cart without any serious damage to a plane.
And the way that ramp worker took out the rouge snack cart… SO BADASS!!!
Here’s your chance to see Catfish and The Bottleman LIVE this Saturday at the Aragon Ballroom!
Brian, Ali, and Justin have so many tickets to the show that they don’t know what to do with them!
The KQX Crew is a generous bunch, however, so they want to share their surplus of fun with their wonderful listeners!
All you have to do to get your tickets is listen to Brian, Ali, and Justin every day this week from 6-10 am.
Hook yourself some Catfish and The Bottleman tickets!!!
Halloween traditions have been sent to the graveyard at Lincoln Elementary School in Evanston. The Tribune reports Lincoln wants to “honor the school’s value of equity and to be inclusive of all students within the community.”
Parents feel left out of the decision-making process and are likely feeling lukewarm to the alternate “fall celebration” planned for November 1.
It’s amazing how YOU can go through life, perfectly content with your name . . . then something in pop culture happens and just DESTROYS your name forever.
EXAMPLE … ME! Thank’s to Southpark my name will forever be TIMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
A guy named Jesse McLaren posted a question on Twitter last week asking people, quote, “What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?”
And he’s gotten tons of responses from people, including . . .
1. Alexa, thanks to Amazon.
2. A guy named Jake who everyone called “Jake from State Farm.”
3. A guy whose name is Andrew Dick.
4. A guy named Zach married to a guy named Cody.
5. A guy named Mike Spense.
6. A guy named Luke who always hears, “I am your father.”
7. Felicia.
8. And Monica Lewinsky asking him, quote, “Wait. Can I even play?”
(Twitter)
What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 25, 2019
Our intern is out there fighting to end the wage gap.
According to a new survey, 46% of people say they wish smartphones had never been invented because of the way they’ve taken over our lives.
One of the main ways they’ve altered our lives is that they’ve caused us to have a lot of trouble relaxing.
The average millennial relaxes for less than an hour a day, according to this study, whereas older people relax for less than 90 minutes a day.
With all of the alerts, messages, news, and notifications bombarding us nonstop; we wonder if those 46% of people are onto something.
Dennis is in a relationship with his girlfriend for five months. Recently, she’s been texting this one guy from her work constantly. It’s stretching across multiple apps at this point.
Last Saturday, the two had plans to go out in the day. Unfortunately, she canceled on him and claimed she had a migraine. This is a new diagnosis for the girlfriend. She’s never had one of these before.
Dennis is afraid because self-admittedly, the man is a little better looking than him. He doesn’t know what to do, but he can’t help but feel like something more is going on between this guy and his new girlfriend.
Tweet us at @101WKQX with the #Ahoy and let the KQX Morning Crew what you think. Should Dennis read his girl’s messages, or should he play it cool?
Police in La Farge, Wisconsin are anticipating for the local high school homecoming and Halloween with a simple plea to the town’s patrons – if you insist on toilet papering someone’s house, you need to ask their permission first, and then clean it up when you’re done.
We understand the thought behind this. It’s a real pain to get TP’ed. No one enjoys the cleanup process, but at the same time, should the attackers be forced to clean it up? Is this really a prank if so much coordination and communication go into it?
We’re living in very strange times in America. All we know for certain is that death and taxes are inevitable. And if you’re going to prank someone, ask them first, then clean up the mess afterward.
We thrive on “new studies”. That’s how the world goes around in today’s day and age. However, this “new study” completed by Google is the most absurd thing we’ve seen yet.
TOP HALLOWEEN CANDY FOR 2019 (Cred: @Bidonequipment) 🎃🎃 pic.twitter.com/kC90mhsiDh
— Kari Steele (@KariVanHorn) September 26, 2019
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups take home the top prize, finishing fist in 12 states. That’s fair. We can’t take umbrage with such peanut buttery goodness. What we do take issue with are the five states who lauded Milk Duds as their top candy. Milk Duds? In 2019? Get outta here with that nonsense.
Airheads, Hot Tamales, and the elusive Mars Bar all unexpectedly took home honors around the country as well.
Of course, this leaves us with Illinois and it’s top prize, which is somehow the Jolly Rancher. We’re not upset, we’re just disappointed.
Let us know what you think the top candy in Illinois is by tweeting the KQX Morning Crew with the #Ahoy, because we know that there’s no way Jolly Rancher is the correct answer.