Make that 2 bananas for $120,000 EACH.
Make that 2 bananas for $120,000 EACH.
WKQX-FM’s “Third Eye Blind Text” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX-FM (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. CityFront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX-FM “Third Eye Blind Text” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., WKQX-FM, 455 N. CityFront Plaza, Chicago, IL 60611.
Jam Productions, 207 West Goethe Street, Chicago, IL 60610
Let us be clear: We are not advocating cheating on your spouse. That’s messed up and in no way are we suggesting it. THAT BEING SAID, if you’re going to do it, be sure you aren’t wearing your FitBit. NFL reporter Jane Slater is here to tell you why:
An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other… didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 🥴wish the story wasn’t real. https://t.co/npRkLJYYz0
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) December 5, 2019
So fellas, with the holiday season coming up, avoid getting your girlfriend a Peleton, and if you feel like you’re going to cheat, maybe stay away from the FitBit or anything that can monitor your, um, physical activity.
No, this is not a trick question. We are no longer napalming these plants to keep them away from American citizens. Instead, the Chicago Police Department is offering tips and tricks on how to smoke weed legally at the start of the year.
So no, you can’t look cool on the street corner by smoking weed and yes, your landlord can put the kibosh on your fun.
You can find more information on legal cannabis here.
$120,000 is not exactly pocket change. A lot of people make that in one year. Yet, currently at an art gallery in Miami, people are tossing this money around for a simple banana taped to a wall. One banana, one piece of tape, and $120,000.
It’s no surprise that people are jumping over each other to get their hands on this art. This is the type of stuff that even the common folk can get behind. The working man pays his dues and in return, all we want is a banana taped to a wall. The working single mother drops her kids off at basketball practice and dreams of one day having the peace and stability to afford such a thing. This is more than art. This is a lifestyle. This is beautiful.
This is a banana.
During a recent interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live, breakout alternative singer Billie Eilish answered a series of questions about legendary musical acts she may or may not be familiar with at the tender age of 17. Eilish caused an uproar with fans of Van Halen when she said she did not know of the multi-platinum rock band who were inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2017.
Wolfgang Van Halen who is the song of Eddie Van Halen and has been playing in the band for years now, came to Eilish’s defense.
If you haven’t heard of @billieeilish, go check her out. She’s cool. If you haven’t heard of @VanHalen, go check them out. They’re cool too.
Music is supposed to bring us together, not divide us. Listen to what you want and don’t shame others for not knowing what you like.
— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) December 2, 2019
Yeah shaming someone for something they don’t know is just dumb. Something not dumb was the session Billie gave us in the Lounge.
WKQX-FM’s “Alanis Morissette Text” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX-FM (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. CityFront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX-FM “Alanis Morissette Text” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., WKQX-FM, 455 N. CityFront Plaza, Chicago, IL 60611.
Live Nation Entertainment, 111 E. Upper Wacker Dr. #1400, Chicago, IL 60601
WKQX-FM’s “The Blue Stones Text” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX-FM (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. CityFront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX-FM “The Blue Stones Text” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., WKQX-FM, 455 N. CityFront Plaza, Chicago, IL 60611.
Schubas, 3159 N Southport Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
I have a feeling new years resolutions will be… slightly more relaxed with the legalization of recreational marijuana 1/1/20 in the state of Illinois. Here is a video CPD put together with everything we need to know…
And most importantly; it’s puff, puff, pass. <3 Lauren
WKQX-FM’s “Lumineers Ticket Blitz” Text Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX-FM (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. CityFront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX-FM “LUMINEERS Ticket Blitz” Text Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., WKQX-FM, 455 N. CityFront Plaza, Chicago, IL 60611.
Live Nation Entertainment, 111 E Wacker Dr #1400, Chicago, IL 60601
It’s tough for military families to be so far away from their families.
But these kids still leave their dad messages through their doorbell!
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
This is so heartwarming it hurts.
Hey Brian, Brian, Brian, BRIAN! LISTEN TO ME!
Getting a prize in a cereal box is way more fun of a surprise than finding a semi-automatic gun inside your baby bouncer box.
A Florida couple received a baby bouncer toy from Goodwill as a gift for a baby shower.
It seemed unopened and was only $10 so why not hop on that baby bouncer bargain. However, some things are just too good to be true.
That is NOT a baby toy!
Guess what, the gun was fully loaded too! Luckily the father to be was ex-military so it was dealt with safely.
Babies first gun? How adorably aggressive!
The action film series ‘ John Wick’ is known for some epic wild fight scenes. ‘Wick’ director David Leitch took his eye for the bad ass and applied to this over-the-top snow ball clash. Yes, it’s an ad for the new iPhone but does’nt it look pretty sweet?
Also did you that snowball fights are a legitimate competitive sport in Japan? Where do I get that thing that makes all the snowballs like it’s a cookie cutter?
If you went to a gym, tanning bed, or laundry mat yesterday, you have Jersey Shore to thank. It is a known fact that these great inventions were founded a decade ago with the start of MTV’s runaway hit, Jersey Shore.
It’s easy to only look at Jersey Shore as a nostalgic relic of yesteryear, but there was a point in time when this show was drawing nearly ten million viewers on cable. It dominated culture in a way that every show dreams of doing, yet only a few actually do.
We’ll forever be DTF for Jersey Shore.
If you’ve ever wanted a chance to spread your stench at least 10 feet, you’re in luck this Christmas. The Fart Launcher 3000 has hit the market and is one of the best-selling gifts this holiday season. Marissa DiBartolo, editor-in-chief of Toy Insider, notes that “Potty humor is pretty much a guaranteed hit with kids.”
As we witness the decline of Western civilization before our very eyes, let it be known that according to multiple users “it actually does stink”. They’ve finally found a kid’s toy that actually works.
If you want to get your stinker this stinker of a gift, good luck finding it. These are currently sold out at Wal-Mart and are going fast at Target and on Amazon.
Russell Wilson is a man of many talents. He’d led the Seahawks to the Super Bowl, he’s been invited to Pro Bowls, and he’s been in the running for MVP in the past. On the field, he’s one of a kind. No one can do what Wilson does. He’s a unique individual who has made a career off of being unique. His verbiage, on the other hand, leaves a little to be desired.
Russell Wilson gave us the most cringe-worthy mic’d up in NFL history on Monday night pic.twitter.com/EGihjIloMD
— Kevin Boilard (@247KevinBoilard) December 3, 2019
We’re not sure why Wilson only speaks in these absurd cliches, but it’s the way he’s chosen to live his life. We just hope that he only speaks like this on the field. Phrases like “love you boys, let’s crack it open” and the copious amount of “ayyyyys”, “ohhhhhhs”, and “atta baby” might confuse normal civilians.
Even with these cliches being a part of his game, we’d still gladly trade Wilson for Mitch Trubisky and anyone else the Bears want to throw in. Can we make that happen?
WKQX-FM’s “Soul Asylum Text” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX-FM (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. CityFront Plaza Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX-FM “Soul Asylum Text” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Cumulus Media Holdings Inc., WKQX-FM, 455 N. CityFront Plaza, Chicago, IL 60611.
Metro Chicago, 3730 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60613
Indiana, do you know this guy? Donald Murray was featured on Live PD for being a pretty obviously dumb criminal, who has the phrase “CRIME PAYS” tattooed on his forehead. Yeah, so um, not a good idea. He is wanted for fleeing from police when he was running from a crash after a high-speed chase when officers were trying to pull him over as he drove his vehicle with its lights off.
You can help bring this tattooed dork into custody, call the following police number 812-232-1311.
UPDATE: Live PD Nation if you have any tips on Donald Murray’s whereabouts, please call 812-232-1311
Posted by Live PD on A&E on Saturday, November 30, 2019
Why? Because the internet. I apologize in advance… <3 Lauren