Chicago’sĀ downtownĀ St.Ā Patrick’s DayĀ celebration andĀ paradeĀ have beenĀ canceledĀ this weekend amid coronavirus concerns.Ā ParadeĀ officials made the announcement Wednesday, saying theĀ paradeĀ is nowĀ canceledĀ for Saturday. For more info, check out the official parade website here.
BREAKING: Governor Pritzker and city officials to make announcement in response to coronavirus. #COVID19 https://t.co/XmbXsIg3XD
ā Mayor Lori Lightfoot (@chicagosmayor) March 9, 2020
Why do cats hate tin foil? What about it scares them?
Don’t they know how useful it is!
Well if your furry friend won’t stay off the counter you can try putting down some tin foil to keep them away.
HAHA! Dumb cat!
I’m sorry. I’m sure that is a perfectly nice cat.
But at least they’ll stay off those dang counters!
That bird left all he had out there on the links. Now that is dedication to the game.
I think the law is that this golfer gets to keep the bird right?
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There’s a 0% chance that I wouldn’t stuff this bird and hang it on the wall as a trophy.
A birdie is a birdie, right? He has to mark that down on his score sheet!
As COVID-19 spreads throughout the world, so does fear. So these parents are taking extra precautions to try and stay healthy.
However, some of their practices are really… interesting.
Now that is a hazmat suit!
It’s a little holy, and her nose is exposed, but at least her heart is in it!
Make sure to wash your hands and wipe down your kids.
It’s time to get paid to watch March Madness.Ā And not the usual way you get paid to watch:Ā Watching basketball when you’re technically on the clock at work.
CableTV.com is offering to pay someone $1,000 to sit around watching March Madness this year.Ā You’ll need to watch 40 hours of games and post about it on social media, but hey, you’re getting paid to watch basketball.
If you’re interested,Ā applicationsĀ are due tomorrow night.
ā ļø Attention college basketball fanatics!ā ļø We want to pay YOU $1000 to be our brand's resident basketball binge-watcher for this years tournament!š For more information and how to apply, visit us at https://t.co/z2dpaET7VF #collegebasketball #dreamjob pic.twitter.com/Udz0juz9EN
— CableTV.com (@CableTV) March 6, 2020
HOORAY!Ā The Killers have dropped a tasty little treat with very important info regarding new music!
#Caution pic.twitter.com/4AQFXgFUMN
— The Killers (@thekillers) March 10, 2020
Imploding The Mirage.Ā And we will get Caution tomorrow!Ā Can’t wait to play it for you.
<3 Lauren
Have a small dong?
It’s ok my friend. There’s now a European dating websiteĀ built (small) just forĀ you. People can join anonymously if you’re 5.5 inches or smaller.
Who would sign up for this?
Have you ever tried to fit something into a box that obviously won’t fit?
Well if there’s a will, there’s a way!
That is the human spirit.
What a time to be alive!
This rooster will surely wake you up in the morning. No doubt.
He could also be a tornado siren, or maybe a broken fire alarm.
He reminds me of those rubber chicken videos that went viral a few years back.
I’m sure the rooster is fine, but I’m no rooster expert so don’t quote me on that.
94 years is definitely something to celebrate unless you’re this grandma.
Grandma has had enough!
She doesn’t care if it’s her birthday! She just wants to go take a nap and watch her shows.
This is either the funniest grandmother out there, or this is just a super depressing video.
I’m praying it’s that first option.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!!!
Grouplove just released a video for another song off their upcoming album Healer, out 3/13.Ā Watch the video for Youth and scroll down for info on their next Chicagoland show!
Grouplove are playing our next Courtesy Concert – a FREE show 21+ all thanks to Coors Light!Ā The show is first come, first served at Durty Nellies April 7th, and you can enter to win guaranteed entry passes HERE!
See you there!
<3 Lauren
Prepare yourself for the darkest children’s TV show ever.
In the early days of Thomas the Tank Engine, a lying train named Henry was forced to pay the ultimate price for his transgressions. He was essentially buried alive, forced to live out his last days watching helplessly as well-behaving trains zipped by with big smiles plastered onto their smug train faces.
Imagine the horror when Henry was told, “We shall take away your rails and leave you here for always and always and always.” That’s when the “Fat Controller” and his minions built a brick wall to entomb Henry in a tunnel. Shortly thereafter, “his fire had gone out.” And then, the narration: “I think he deserved his punishment… don’t you?” Um, nope. Holy crap. NOPE.
This episode has everything. Pathos. Drama. Suspense. The promise of terrifying children into correcting bad behavior. Check it out:
Here is a case of instant karma at its best.
This jerk had a case of road rage and decided to shout at another car on the highway.
Little did he know, there were other cars on the road!
I just feel bad for the innocent person who was just sitting there.
At least there’s a video for that insurance $$$$moneyyyyyyy$$$$.
It is a sad day for humankind.
What kind of world is it where a person can’t walk into a Costco and fill up entirely on samples.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS NOW!?!?!?!
Because of fears over the spread of coronavirus, Costco will be suspending their free samples until further notice.
There is no word on if the samples will come back, all we know is if you head into your local Costco… no samples.
On the bright side, this could be Sams Club’s time to shine.
Toy car racing might be the newest, most electric sport out there.
With sports betting on the horizon here in Chicago, I know exactly what my money is going to be placed on.
Is it a little nerdy to recreate an entire rally course for toy cars?
No, absolutely not. This is the coolest thing ever.
With fears over the global outbreak of the Corona virus and shortages on hand sanitizer, many people have gone to different means to keep their hands clean to avoid the germs but a vodka company has to come out to tell people that their booze will not do the trick. Tito’s Vodka has made many kicking drink, but the distillery has stomped online chatter out about using their popular vodka to clean your hands with a responsible series of posts on social media.
You have to have 60-70% alcohol content to kill a virus or germs on your hands.
Tito's Vodka has spent the last 24 hours explaining to people that it *cannot* be used as a replacement for hand sanitizer.
God bless Texas. pic.twitter.com/1J08KlgDPI
— Dom (@DomDiFurio) March 5, 2020
| HOUR 1 | |
| Powfu | Death Bed |
| Declan McKenna | Beautiful Faces |
| Phantogram | In A Spiral |
| Dan Luke and the Raid | Fool |
| King Princess | Ohio |
| Kennyhoopla | How Will I Rest in Peace if Im Buried By a Highway |
| Bombay Bicycle Club | Everything Else Has Gone Wrong |
| Mac Miller | Good News |
| The Strokes | Bad Decisions |
| The 1975 | Me and You Together Song |
| Goody Grace | Scumbag |
| Glass Animals | Your Love (deja vu) |
| Pinegrove | Phase |
| Girl in Red | Bad Idea |
| EOB | Shangri La |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Ashe | Moral of the Story |
| Michigander | Misery |
| 070 Shake | Guilty Conscience |
| Airborne Toxic Event | Come On Out |
| Tame Impala | Lost in Yesterday |
| Joji | Run |
| Best Coast | Everything Has Changed |
| DMA’s | Silver |
| Finneas | Lets Fall In Love For The Night |
| Billie Eilish | No Time to Die |
| Two Feet | You |
| Post Animal | Safe or Not |
| Tennis | Need Your Love |
| Cold War Kids | Who’s Gonna Love Me Now |
| Wolf Parade | Against the Day |
The first of its kind at any sports arena or concert venue, Uber has opened the first permanent indoor drop-off and waiting area — and it’s right here at the United Center.
Getting out of Chicago winter weather is enough of a bonus for me, but it turns out theĀ Uber Zone has room for about 1,000 patrons, is temperature controlled, and yes — you will be able to charge your dying mobile devices while you wait for your ride.
For more details, like — how your driver will find you —Ā Ā the Chicago Sun-Times has you covered.Ā And scroll down — we have you covered for upcoming shows at the United Center that you might be interested in.Ā — [eric]Ā
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She’s back to remind us how bad the Corona virus and everything else around us is. Second City vet Rachel Dratch made a surprise return to ‘Saturday Night Live’ this week as the forever buzzkill Debbie Downer in this must-see sketch with dark jokes about all the bad things that you should not bring up at a friend’s wedding.
From 2004, here is the all-time best ‘Debbie’ sketch with several performers cracking up, unable to maintain their performance, and the general energy of playfulness leaping off the screen, It’s been seen over 10 million times on YouTube so you know it’s good.
