Can you eat plant-based meat during Lent? Chicago Archdiocese weighs in…

We have a ruling from the Archdiocese of Chicago on whether or not whatever form of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Beef” you enjoy is — kosher? — to eat during the six week religious observance of Lent.

Answer:  plant-based meat is not flesh from an animal, which means it is not technically “meat.”  But according to an interview the Office of Divine Worship did with NBC Chicago, you may be missing the point.

So…maybe?  It’s up to you and your tolerance for being struck by lightning or generalized smiting.  — [eric]

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The Glorious Sons announce make-up Chicago date

Unfortunately, The Glorious Sons had to cancel last night’s show at the Metro with Des Rocs, but we now have a make-up date: April 29th, and your original tickets will be honored on the new date.  If you need to purchase them still, go HERE.  Remember when they were in our Lounge last?  <3 Lauren (Photo by Zach Spangler)

Hotpocket heir is in hot water after college scam

Did anyone at USC get in for their actual academic achievements??

Another ultra-rich person was caught trying to buy their child’s way into the school.

Michelle Janavas is the heir to the Hot Pocket fortune, and she was just sentenced to FIVE months in prison.

Man, that’s cold… Just like the middle of a Hot Pocket.

That’s what you get rich people!

I wonder who’s going down next?

#getintocollegewithoutcheating2020

Jif settles the debate with Gif jar

Is it pronounced Gif with a hard g?

Or is it Gif with the soft j sound?

It is an age-old question, and Jif peanut butter has decided to put an end to it by partnering up with Giphy to create their brand new Gif peanut butter jar.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER!!!

Oh, wait… they got us again.

Jif you sly dog! With your fun and trendy internet marketing campaigns!

Alright, now I feel stupid. Still gonna buy 6 cases of Gif peanut butter though.

The Tik Tok generation has gone too far

Anything for views right?

Tik Tok, the video-sharing app that is super popular among teens and young adults has taken over everyone’s timelines as of recent.

Usually, the videos consist of a short comedy sketch, cute animal, or DIY hacks and tricks… but then there are videos like this.

Alright, Tik Tok canceled. No more.

Way to ruin all the fun you two, now if you’ll excuse me I need to go tear my eyeballs out of my gosh dang head.

GIF vs JIF now involves peanut butter

 

The debate has raged for years. Is it ‘Gif’ or ‘Jif’? The short little animated posts you see all the time usually come from web content hub Giphy has collaborated with peanut butter people Jif to play on this play between words. So which one do YOU think best represent the thing on your internet feeds that shows off a reaction or emotion you would rather embed from a code than type out yourself?

YouTube channel React covered the debate with teams. Yes, we have teams of people arguing over this.

As this silly debate video from Comedy Central notes, the creator of GIF says it should be pronounced as ‘GIF’ but still many want to say ‘JIF’. It has some testy language be aware. 

 

You’ll never believe what doctors are telling people to do with potatoes

There is a genius health tip going around the internet right now that has people saying “WHAT REALLY!!!”

Here it is… Potatoes, if sliced and inserted into oneself, can CURE HEMORRHOIDS!

WAIT STOP!!

KEEP MR. POTATO HEAD AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT!

So here’s the thing… Doctors have debunked this home remedy, in fact, you could get seriously harmed if you try it.

SO DON’T DO IT!

Just go see a doctor or a farmer.

Who wants to quit smoking with me?!

I want and need to quit smoking cigarettes so bad but I seem to fail time after time. I suck at quitting. As I am gearing up to take another stab at quitting, I thought this time it would be effective and fun to quit with other people suffering from the addiction. Power in numbers type of thinking.
I am looking to build a dream team of quitters. A group of people that holds each other accountable but encourages one another to quit this habit that is killing us. Are you a horrible quitter? If so I want you on my team!
Let’s team up and quit smoking cigarettes/vapes together.
I’ve been smoking for 15 years and I always imagined I’d have quit by now. We all have our personal reasons for needing to quit but the one reason we all share in common is our health. It’s legit killing us. If we got to choose our way of dying, would you choose it being from cigarettes and at an early age? Probably not. Me either.
F this.
If you’re interested in teaming up with me on this battle against tobacco email [email protected]
Let’s do this!
Cigarettes suck.

Tyson Fury speaks on mental health

Even the toughest man in the world struggles with mental health issues.

It is the toughest opponent anyone has to face, but you aren’t alone.

Tyson Fury, the new heavyweight champion of the world, shared some awesome advice on the Rich Eisen Show for those who also suffer from mental health issues.

Imagine how tough it was for someone who is supposed to be the baddest, toughest person in the world to admit they need help.

You can do it too!

Don’t be afraid to reach out for help.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

Mental Health Crisis Intervention:1-800-248-7475

Astros don’t want you to remind them they cheated

 

Let’s say the obvious: the Houston Astros are the most despised team in all of sports right now. Since it was revealed they actively cheated in a rule-breaking scheme to use technology to steal pitch signals during home games on their way to winning the World Series in 2017, they have been getting rightfully trashed in sports media and everywhere else. They got some punishment from the league but many fans have felt the fact that players on the team got immunity by participating in the investigation is unacceptable. The topic is staying hot right now, and the Astros want to bury it despite all the noise it’s stirring up.

ESPN is reporting in this video that Astros are confiscating signs from fans who are criticizing the team during their spring training games. One fan had a sign that read “Houston *’s” in reference to their tainted championship, but the team simply can’t let it be. This would not be the first time they stole a sign. We should all expect more negative reactions for the Astros as they start the current season.

Last week on 101WKQX, I asked listeners to text into 312101 with how the Cubs and the White Sox should ‘punish’ the Astros. My favorite response is from the 630, they suggested we replace their Gatorade/water cooler in the dugout with Malort. Yeah, they will taste their sins!

 

CTA introducing “All-Door Boarding” on buses

Using the CTA when the buses are packed can be really annoying. You have seen that packed bus roll up and just wish the standing room only crowd will not move to the back, well there could soon be a solution. The Chicago Tribune is reporting this week that the CTA is looking into a potential new route onto buses where riders could get on through the backdoor where most usually exit the bus.

The Trib says this summer the No. J14 Jeffery Jump and the No. 192 University of Chicago Hospitals Express will get a trial run of the “all-door” bus boarding on the South Side.

The big bus and train system has been dealing with a lot of challenges recently including an increase in crime and more people choosing to spend more to ride with ride share services like Uber.

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Get paid to watch all of the James Bond movies

Yeah, this is real. A British website that sells auto parts is offering an odd contest: watch all of the 24 James Bond 007 movies in 24 days and make $600. The “License to Watch” job comes with a catch, you have to do it for 24 consecutive nights.

According to UPI, the winning applicant will get all 24 films and record their thoughts on each movie. There is also a “top secret assignment” from the site CarTakeBack, but we won’t know what that is until the winner is selected.

The latest Bond movie ‘No Time To Die’ with Daniel Craig’s reported final performance in the role hits theaters on April 10th. Billie Eilish got the sought-after duties of doing the theme for this 007 film, stream it here.

 

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Mayo Slices Are Now a Thing That Exists

Two years ago, SLICED KETCHUP came out and went viral . . . even though it seemed pretty unnatural.  Well, this is even less natural.

A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES.  You can buy a package of four slices of mayo that look just like slices of cheese . . . only, you know, they’re mayo.

For whatever reason, the company decided to FLAVOR the mayo slices with different types of fish.  There’s no word on whether they might make it over to the U.S. . . . but would you even want them if they did?

(Gizmodo

(Here’s a picture.)

 

Tyler of twenty one pilots and wife Jenna welcome their first baby girl

I LOVE BABIES!!!  There, got that off my chest.  Seriously, if you bring your baby around me (I will ask first) but will 10/10 snuggle them until you take them back.

Tyler Joseph of twenty one pilots and wife Jenna may have just brought the most adorable child into this world a few weeks ago, the couple introduced her to the world over the weekend on instagram.

Meet Rosie Robert Joseph.   <3 Lauren

(thumbnail photo by Luma Pimentel)

Anderson Cooper goes OFF on Rod Blagojevich

You remember former Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich right?

You know, the guy who tried to sell Obama’s senate seat and got caught red-handed.

Well, Blago is out of jail and now wants to go on everyone’s show to talk about how tough it is in prison.

Anderson Cooper was not having any of that, however.

What do the kids say? Oh yah, BODIED!

Anderson Cooper is a legend for this one!

5 half court shots in a row!

There’s not much to do in North Dakota, so there is plenty of time for these girls to practice their b-ball skills.

ELECTRIC!

Now I have to know who broke the streak, they need to be kicked off the team.

Tyson Fury wanted to taste blood

Many people are saying the rebirth of heavyweight boxing mattering again is upon us.

Fury VS Wilder II was supposed to mark that rebirth, and boy did it not disappoint.

Hold on, wait a second… did you see that?

Oh my… Tyson Fury was not joking when he said he wanted to taste his opponent’s blood.

Congrats though big guy.

In all seriousness though, Tyson Fury has had a long road to this title and if you’ve ever heard him talk about his mental health struggles you know how tough it was.

What an electric fight it was. Congrats to both fighters… I’m sure they both walked away with a pretty penny.