WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE
*almost instantly touches their own face*
Here is a hilarious montage of health officials touching their faces while preaching to people that touching their face will surely destroy humankind.
Who can you trust?
No one . not even yourself, not even the health officials.
Just kidding, you should probably listen to them, and wash your hands.
Have you ever mixed up your sister and your wife in front of thousands of people while also being broadcast on national television? No?
Yeah, that makes sense, but Joe Biden, unfortunately, can’t say the same.
Stage right stage left, it’s all so confusing. Can you blame Biden for the mix-up?
Thank god he only reached for her hand!
In a new Hulu series about Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton opens up about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
He says he feels bad that his actions shaped the rest of her life and career.
The best part, however, was his claim that fooling around with Lewinsky was his form of stress management.
Bill, couldn’t you have tried like… I don’t know, reading a book, going for a walk, not cheat on your wife like the rest of us?
It is baller that Hillary made him tell their daughter about the affair. Imagine what that conversation was like.
Yikes!
As more people get into vinyl records, the annual Record Store Day will send many people to their local record store to seek out the limited run exclusive releases on April 18th. It’s worth noting that some of these special vinyl releases will only be available in very limited supply. Spin reports that box sets and cassettes are also a part of the one-day offerings.
Some beloved names in the alternative music world including Billie Eilish, David Bowie, Biffy Clyro, the Cure, Grouplove, and The Ramones. Some specific records to seek out include My Chemical Romance ‘Life on the Murder Scene’ live album and the Black Keys ‘Let’s Rock’ on two 180-gram vinyl discs with a deluxe holographic gatefold jacket.
Here is the full official list from Record Store Day’s official website.
We all get excited right after we get our license. This guy was texting his friend to tell him the good news, then looked up. Instead of hitting these folks, he drove off the bridge.
Viral Twitter sensation Chase Lyons wanted to share his fresh cut with all of his followers the other day. It’s not a strong look for his local Supercuts.
never going to Supercuts again I asked them to give me a trim and look what they did to me pic.twitter.com/DXQ2VaqNv3
— Chase (@chaselyons) March 2, 2020
He was able to get the funny out of a bad haircut, which is respectable, but then his followers took it to the next level.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN DISRESPECTED THIS BADLY pic.twitter.com/FcjB3RmKGD
— Chase (@chaselyons) March 3, 2020
WHYYYYYY!!!
That might be the best reaction I’ve ever heard!
This lady’s body is just one big joint crack apparently…
You’re your best chiropractor
Who even knew there were that many joints in the body!
She’s one big joint!
Variety reported this week that the next James Bond film ‘No Time To Die’ has been delayed to a November release due to concerns over the global outbreak of corona virus. The film which stars Daniel Craig was scheduled for an international release on April 2nd and a U.S. release on April 10th but due to so many theaters being closed in major movie-consuming countries like South Korea, Italy and others dealing with a lot of theater closures, the spring time release for the blockbuster franchise just did not seem feasible. You can catch the movie in theaters on November 25, 2020.
The film produced by MGM and Eon Studios cost a report $200 million to produce and even more money just to market. so maybe waiting for a time when getting people out to a theater without restrictions is a good business idea. Remember even if you don’t like Bond movies, this a massive series for worldwide movie audiences.
There is one thing Shaq shouldn’t have put on the line in a bet.
His hairline.
Shaq lost a bet to D-Wade. Now America knows what his hairline looks like 💀
(via NBA on TNT)
Posted by Bleacher Report on Tuesday, March 3, 2020
I mean it doesn’t look that bad…
Ok, I can’t type that and take myself seriously, I can’t stop laughing!!
If you still care about your birthday after the age of like 12 then there is something wrong with you.
And if you care too much… it could cost you a marriage.
Cheat on your husband because he didn’t say happy birthday?
Yeah, she deserves the divorce.
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I’ll take a large pepperoni and uhhhhh… how about a beagle?
A local pizza restaurant and a dog shelter have teamed up to get some puppies a nice home!
ICYMI: Mary Alloy of Just Pizza & Wing Co. Amherst, NY Location was on HLN’s The Bright Spot segment this morning to talk about her friendship with Niagara SPCA!
Posted by Niagara SPCA on Tuesday, March 3, 2020
I would order the pizza just for the picture of a cute doggy!
What an awesome team-up this is!
Maybe it’s time we team up with a shelter????
There are reports that some L.A. County sheriff’s deputies were sharing graphic photos of the crash scene that took the lives of NBA legend Kobe Bryant & his daughter Gigi as well as seven other victims.
Reports say that some of these unauthorized photos of the crash scene were being shown in settings that were not related to the investigation.
Some of these photos allegedly showed the remains of some of the victims as well.
Gross, this situation is just gross.
Bush are back at it with a fresh song “Flowers on a Grave” dropped today with a tour announcement, to follow the release of the new album ‘The Kingdom’ which comes out in May. The latest song will not disappoint long time fans of the band with a guitar riff up front, and a deep emotional yet catchy chorus. Bush played a kick ass set a few years back at PIQNIQ. We just announced Piqniq 2020, get in on that here.
We also had them in the Lounge where they did this memorable Pink Floyd cover.
Brian had the bright idea to have people call in sick from work, saying it was because they have coronavirus.
With PIQNIQ Tickets on the line, people were quick to dial-up their boss live on the air.
She might not have a job, but she DOES have PIQNIQ tickets!
Worth it!
We all fart, but not all of us rip ones that sound like a 1994 Honda Civic with a broken muffler.
I think he was even surprised when his butt horn was thrown into second gear.
If I was the nice lady in the bed I wouldn’t even be mad about the fart, I’d be more impressed than anything.
This has to be the strangest workout I’ve ever heard of.
Vagina Weightlifting is apparently, well a thing that exists.
Um…
How do you even start getting into this?
Does she ever need a spotter at the gym?
Does she have any friends?
The answer is obviously no, this is not a normal person who has friends behavior.
People don’t talk about how awful deer are.
They destroy our cars, they destroy our yards, and now they’re chasing down our children!
I know there’s a lot of people worried about the coronavirus right now, but we have a bigger problem here.
We need to come together as a society and take care of the deer problem that we have.
It’s time to say ENOUGH.
