Kids in the Hall are coming back

One of the most celebrated sketch comedy shows of all time is coming back …to CRUSH YOUR HEAD! If you are fan of alternative comedy or anything funny imported from Canada, then you love to learn that Kids in the Hall are set to return to television with Deadline reporting this week that Amazon Prime will bring the show back for an 8 episode run. ‘Saturday Night Live’ producer Lorne Michaels will help bring it all together.

In May of last year, the Kids were honored at the Canadian Screen Awards honored the cast for their comedic accomplishments and teased the idea of getting the gang back together.

Their odd, hilarious, and influential TV show that ran on HBO and CBS from 1988 to 1994, are getting back together. In 1996, the group released the wildly weird movie ‘Brain Candy’ which satirized antidepressants. In 2010, they did a short-run series called ‘Death Comes to Town’ on CBC up north. Many new fans discovered the whacked out KITH  later discover the show in reruns on Comedy Central, DVD, and the internet. They have toured their live show on and off over years including well-received shows at the Chicago Theater in 2014

Here are 5 must-see sketches for those unfamiliar or very familiar with the Kids.

You can get drunk and embarrass yourself or you can do it this way….which is also embarrassing.

Maybe one of the most well-known reoccurring sketches from KITH was this odd man who would close one eye and focus his vision to ‘crush’ people with his fingers. It’s ridiculous but it’s the calling card of the show.

Canadians have always had a good knack for making fun of the foibles of Americans. This bit perfectly makes fun of things that are maybe not that important.

Do you anyone named Dave? Well you can share this with them.

Some kids are very annoying and know how to pester you with so many questions, and then there is Gavin.

Health officials warn not to touch your face while they touch their faces

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE

*almost instantly touches their own face*

Here is a hilarious montage of health officials touching their faces while preaching to people that touching their face will surely destroy humankind.

Who can you trust?

No one . not even yourself, not even the health officials.

Just kidding, you should probably listen to them, and wash your hands.

Have you ever mixed your sister up with your wife?

Have you ever mixed up your sister and your wife in front of thousands of people while also being broadcast on national television? No?

Yeah, that makes sense, but Joe Biden, unfortunately, can’t say the same.

Stage right stage left, it’s all so confusing. Can you blame Biden for the mix-up?

Thank god he only reached for her hand!

Bill Clinton claims Monica Lewinsky mouth party was a form of stress release

In a new Hulu series about Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton opens up about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

He says he feels bad that his actions shaped the rest of her life and career.

The best part, however, was his claim that fooling around with Lewinsky was his form of stress management.

Bill, couldn’t you have tried like… I don’t know, reading a book, going for a walk, not cheat on your wife like the rest of us?

It is baller that Hillary made him tell their daughter about the affair. Imagine what that conversation was like.

Yikes!

Record Store Day 2020 Releases

As more people get into vinyl records, the annual Record Store Day will send many people to their local record store to seek out the limited run exclusive releases on April 18th. It’s worth noting that some of these special vinyl releases will only be available in very limited supply. Spin reports that box sets and cassettes are also a part of the one-day offerings.

Some beloved names in the alternative music world including Billie Eilish, David Bowie, Biffy Clyro, the Cure, Grouplove, and The Ramones. Some specific records to seek out include My Chemical Romance  ‘Life on the Murder Scene’ live album and the Black Keys ‘Let’s Rock’ on two 180-gram vinyl discs with a deluxe holographic gatefold jacket.

Here is the full official list from Record Store Day’s official website.

This guy goes viral after getting a terrible haircut

Viral Twitter sensation Chase Lyons wanted to share his fresh cut with all of his followers the other day. It’s not a strong look for his local Supercuts.

He was able to get the funny out of a bad haircut, which is respectable, but then his followers took it to the next level.

WHYYYYYY!!!

That might be the best reaction I’ve ever heard!

 

James Bond ‘No Time To Die’ delayed due to Corona virus

Variety reported this week that the next James Bond film ‘No Time To Die’ has been delayed to a November release due to concerns over the global outbreak of corona virus. The film which stars Daniel Craig was scheduled for an international release on April 2nd and a U.S. release on April 10th but due to so many theaters being closed in major movie-consuming countries like South Korea, Italy and others dealing with a lot of theater closures, the spring time release for the blockbuster franchise just did not seem feasible. You can catch the movie in theaters on November 25, 2020.

The film produced by MGM and Eon Studios cost a report $200 million to produce and even more money just to market. so maybe waiting for a time when getting people out to a theater without restrictions is a good business idea. Remember even if you don’t like Bond movies, this a massive series for worldwide movie audiences.

 

Pizza gets pups adopted!

I’ll take a large pepperoni and uhhhhh… how about a beagle?

A local pizza restaurant and a dog shelter have teamed up to get some puppies a nice home!

ICYMI: Mary Alloy of Just Pizza & Wing Co. Amherst, NY Location was on HLN’s The Bright Spot segment this morning to talk about her friendship with Niagara SPCA!

Posted by Niagara SPCA on Tuesday, March 3, 2020

I would order the pizza just for the picture of a cute doggy!

What an awesome team-up this is!

Maybe it’s time we team up with a shelter????

The PAWS 14th Annual Animal Magnetism fundraiser in West Loop

On March 13th, PAWS is hosting their 14th annual Animal Magnetism fundraiser in West Loop. 
This event welcomes approximately 600 of Chicago’s urban professionals, animal lovers, and canine companions! Guests will enjoy a night of food, drinks, dancing, entertainment, spectacular silent auction, and much more! Pups at the party can enjoy their own dog buffet, or receive personal pampering in the designated Dog Spa! This pet-friendly celebration is critical in raising funds that provide the operational support PAWS Chicago needs to continue saving thousands of homeless pets around the world each year. Several homeless, adoptable pets rescued by PAWS Chicago will be debuted at the event, and guests interested in adopting them will have the first opportunity to give them a forever home! 
I’ll be there with my Black Lab, Reggie. He’s got a new tie to show off to all of the hot… ahem ladies. Support a great cause, and dress up with your pup! It’s a win-win in my book! 

L.A. Sheriffs accused of sharing graphic photos of Kobe Bryant helicopter crash

There are reports that some L.A. County sheriff’s deputies were sharing graphic photos of the crash scene that took the lives of NBA legend Kobe Bryant & his daughter Gigi as well as seven other victims.

Reports say that some of these unauthorized photos of the crash scene were being shown in settings that were not related to the investigation.

Some of these photos allegedly showed the remains of some of the victims as well.

Gross, this situation is just gross.

New music from BUSH ‘Flowers on a Grave’

Bush are back at it with a fresh song “Flowers on a Grave” dropped today with a tour announcement, to follow the release of the new album ‘The Kingdom’ which comes out in May. The latest song will not disappoint long time fans of the band with a guitar riff up front, and a deep emotional yet catchy chorus. Bush played a kick ass set a few years back at PIQNIQ. We just announced Piqniq 2020, get in on that here. 

We also had them in the Lounge where they did this memorable Pink Floyd cover.

This fart has layers

We all fart, but not all of us rip ones that sound like a 1994 Honda Civic with a broken muffler.

I think he was even surprised when his butt horn was thrown into second gear.

If I was the nice lady in the bed I wouldn’t even be mad about the fart, I’d be more impressed than anything.

Vagina Weightlifting

This has to be the strangest workout I’ve ever heard of.

Vagina Weightlifting is apparently, well a thing that exists.

Um…

How do you even start getting into this?

Does she ever need a spotter at the gym?

Does she have any friends?

The answer is obviously no, this is not a normal person who has friends behavior.