If you are showing off some slip resistant paint on a deck that get’s slippery when it is snowing… you should probably not make a video of yourself slipping on it.
“So the slip resistant paint doesn’t work.”
If you are showing off some slip resistant paint on a deck that get’s slippery when it is snowing… you should probably not make a video of yourself slipping on it.
“So the slip resistant paint doesn’t work.”
A mayor in Alton IL pleaded with residents to follow the state issued stay at home protocol.
When it was reported that people were still going out and defying the order he ordered the police to start handing out citations and arrests for people who were not at home.
Posted by Mayor Brant Walker on Friday, April 3, 2020
Well guess who ol’ johnny law found at a local bar…
No other than Mrs. Mayor’s wife herself.
Not a great look I would say. He was informed that his wife was found breaking the order so he told them to treat her like they would any other citizen. Which is a misdemeanor charge that could lead up to 364 days in jail and/or a $2,500 fine… and I imagine an awkward conversation when she got back home.
The mayor apologized and said he was embarrassed by the whole incident, which can be chalked up as one huge YIKES!
We are starting to get a little stir crazy over here, and we are tired of hearing about bad news.
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Honor Blackman, most notably known for her role as Pussy Galore in The Bond Film ‘Goldfinger’ has died at the age of 94.
No it wasn’t from coronavirus, it was caused from… well being 94.
Both her character and real names do have us thinking, what is the funniest REAL name you’ve heard of?
Let us know on out Twitter or Facebook
Dr. Anthony Fauci joins the prestigious ranks of Chance the Snapper, baseball players, and that guy from the carpeting commercials because he is getting his very own bobblehead!
Well I imagine after this is all said and done…
I swear the national bobble head hall of fame, which I have read way too much about in the past few months, will make a bobble head for anyone!
Make me one! I’m special!!!
I don’t know what kind of person you have to be to argue with a state trooper like you’ve been married to them for 35 years, but this guy had enough of it after being pulled over for swerving in and out of traffic like an idiot.
IS THIS AN EMERGENCY VEHICLE!?! NO IT’S A 2004 PIECE OF SH*T!!!
Words that will go down in history.
Imagine going on an awesome adventure and at the very end when you feel like you have been reset, and you have learned a lot about yourself and the world; you find out that there is a global pandemic!
That is what unfortunately happened to these off the grid rafters who took a 28 day trip in the Grand Canyon.
I like how the guide at the end had to ask if they had any contact with the outside world during their trip.
Um… No??? Funny joke though guy!
Luckily the rafters are home now and staying safe inside. What a complete change of pace however. They went from an amazing outdoors adventure to being quarantined inside indefinitely in the matter of minutes.
At least they can think about there trip I guess…
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Remember when Brian decided he was going to become a Tik Tok star?
Surprisingly that video didn’t work.
So it is time for round two.
Nope, nope, still not doing it for me Brian.
Gonna need you to keep making these until the whole app is shut down, thanks.
He do got some moves though…
We can’t really meet up and drink with all of you amazing people, but that doesn’t mean we can’t hang!
Come drink with Brian, Ali, and Justin online you jabroni.
Come have a drink and with the crew!!
Love you!
If you go to the love line guy for all of your medical advice then there is something wrong with you.
However, Dr Drew Pinsky is a licensed and practicing medical doctor who has a lot of influence. So when he says something people definitely are going to take it to heart.
So when he underestimated the impact of COVID-19, he found it important to come out and say that he was wrong.
Watch on #Periscope: #DoseOfDrDrew 4/4/2020 (Take 1) Apology.https://t.co/jLJU779hb5
— Dr Drew (@drdrew) April 5, 2020
He did always say listen to the CDC and WHO, which is very responsible.
But it is nice to see someone take responsibility for their actions.
Not even COVID-19 can stop the WWE from putting on Wrestlemania.
Even if that means they have to do it without a crowd.
“Come on, 𝒎𝒂𝒏. Retire already, 𝒎𝒂𝒏. Get up! Get up!”@AJStylesOrg‘s had enough of this. We haven’t, FWIW. #BoneyardMatch #WrestleMania #Undertaker pic.twitter.com/DSswH6Yobj
— WWE (@WWE) April 5, 2020
.@DMcIntyreWWE KICKED OUT AT 1!!!! #TheBeast can’t believe it!!!#WrestleMania @BrockLesnar pic.twitter.com/U4eI3phh2c
— WWE (@WWE) April 6, 2020
OH MY MESSIAH!!!! 😱#WrestleMania @WWERollins @FightOwensFight pic.twitter.com/pKxa9daB7P
— WWE (@WWE) April 5, 2020
Did 𝒏𝒐𝒕 see that coming! Nope, not at all. #WrestleMania @TrueKofi @WWEUsos pic.twitter.com/rpbHjiDzrm
— WWE WrestleMania (@WrestleMania) April 5, 2020
.@TrueKofi = HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL
…with great hair. 😍🦄 #WrestleMania @TheRealMorrison pic.twitter.com/HKHyolfAOk
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) April 5, 2020
It’s cool to see that they were still able to put on a show, even without thousands of fans cheering them on.
it kind of reminds me of being a kid pretending to be in a WWE match with your friends.
No one is there cheering you on, it’s all about just having some fun.
With everyone inside, animals seem to have come out and made themselves comfortable in the streets.
First it was a town in the UK that was overrun by mountain goats
Now squirrels are taking over Santa Monica.
Even here in Chicago, those damn coyotes are getting super cocky.
A wild coyote running down one of the busiest streets in America during the middle of the day. (Michigan ave in Chicago) pic.twitter.com/ahfvwPzBV7
— Jeff Lewis (@ChicagoPhotoSho) April 5, 2020
Oh these animals better remember who is top dog around these parts.
Thanks for keeping the streets warm and all for us, but don’t get too comfortable now animals.
Although, it would be super interesting if we had to start worrying about fighting off random coyotes on the streets after this…
Tiger King continues to the be trashy topic we all can’t get away from in our collective quarantine lives. Joe Exotic (played by Reno 911’s Thomas Lennon) joined Stephen Colbert on the Late Show, and it reheated the ridiculous over-the-top zoo keeper who became a hit with the Netflix docuseries.
Many different entertainment outlets are releasing free content for our restless minds in these uncertain times, and now Marvel is getting in on the trend by releasing 12 comic titles for free online. These comics are available through the Marvel Unlimited app and the Comixology app. These are available on IOS and Android app.
LifeHacker turned us on to this and here is a link to get on the digital comic fun.
Love all the stories about people stepping up to help in the face of this pandemic. We can add Fall Out Boy to the list.
The band’s Fall Out Boy Fund is donating $100,000 to the Chicago Coronavirus Response Fund. According to NBC Chicago, the fund “is a partnership between the City of Chicago and United Way of Metro Chicago to deploy resources to agencies that can help individuals and families impacted by the coronavirus across the Chicago region.”
Thanks for stepping up, guys. Here’s hoping we get to see you in August at Wrigley. — [eric]
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Bands doing live streaming shows is something we are all seeing. Other have taken this time to release feel-good cover songs, and then some are recording these in remote locations. That all played out with Yungblud and Machine Gun Kelly who collaborated on this on-point cover of Oasis ‘Champagne Supernova’.
You can imagine a day when we can all get back together at kareoke night we took for granted a few months ago, drinking beers, and siginging this to the ceiling. We will get there.
A few weeks back, YungBluud brouht his larger-than-life character and must-be-heard music to a live streaming variety talk show which also featured beloved weirdo Oliver Tree.
“Black Widow” was supposed to come out next month, but COVID-19 took it out faster than a Thanos snap.
Because of the pandemic, Disney’s had to do some release date shuffling, with the new plan for Black Widow to hit theaters on November 6.
Marvel already had a hold on the date for the *next* Marvel movie, “Eternals.” Because of the Black Widow move, Eternals got bumped to next year… into the spot previously held by the Marvel movie after it, “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.” And so it goes, through the remainder of Marvel’s announced schedule. The shuffling wraps up with “Thor: Love and Thunder,” now set for release on 2/28/22.
Justin moved the day before the quarantine started and threw away his coffee pot. Now he is forced to face the world and the chaos of 7-eleven.
They have been less than inviting however.
Now that is customer service!
Did Justin ever get his coffee? The world will never know.