Alex Jones promises neighbors that he’ll “eat their asses”

Alex Jones decided to tell the good people who watch his show just exactly the lengths he would go to in an apocalyptic future that could happen in the near future.

Obviously he went straight to human cannibalism.

And his word choice was… great.

Perfectly normal.

And hey someone even made a cool jazz remix of his rant.

Watch your asses people, Alex Jones is out there… and he is hungry.

 

Top 3/Bottom 3: The Last Dance Episode 5 and 6 Recap

Episodes 5 and 6 of The Last Dance aired last night, and we are loving every single minute of it.  I mean, if we have to be stuck inside forever, what better way to pass the time than by watching MJ and Pippen dunk all over Patrick Ewing amirite?  Here are the top 3 moments we loved from last night, and 3 that we didn’t.

 

TOP 3

THIS GUY. THIS GUY. THIS GUUUUUUUUY.  Can we get an 11th episode dedicated to Perm Guy?  YOU’D WATCH!

It’s Gotta Be the Shoes.  Air Jordans are the most ICONIC sneakers ever, and it was amazing to get the behind the scenes story on how Nike, an upstart company at the time, managed to get His Airness in to a pair of their shoes, instead of Adidas or Converse (watch this).

 

That Little Laker Boy.  I’ve always been a major Jordan guy, which made me dislike Kobe simply because he was the closest thing anyone had ever seen to overtaking him as the GOAT.  Last night offered us a glimpse of their relationship, and how MJ never looked at Kobe as a rival, but as a little brother.  Of course this is made even more tragic after the shocking loss of Kobe and his daughter in a helicopter crash earlier this year, and Jordan’s moving speech at his funeral ceremony.

 

BOTTOM 3

MJ and Scottie Take Turns Destroying Toni Kukoc.  Ok, so this is actually kind of awesome, but as a Toni Kukoc fan it was awfully hard to watch.  Funny how everyone went from “why aren’t they showing any Kukoc?”  to “Please please make it stop!” real quick.

Somebody Snitched.  Sam Smith’s infamous book The Jordan Rules gave everyone a behind the scenes look at what it was really like playing with His Airness.  Thing is, no one admitted to being the snitch.  And by no one, I mean Horace Grant.  It was Horace Grant.  He was the snitch.

 

More Scottie Pippen please!  Scottie Pippen is my favorite player ever, ok?  I know Jordan is the centerpiece of this, and for every single reason he should be, but come on, lets get some more love for his #2.  And of course, more Perm Guy while you’re at it.

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DJ Khaled shuts down rouge twerker

DJ Khaled only has love for his fans, so much that he’ll even talk to them on his IG live!

But when someone joined his live and started twerking he quickly decided to shut it down.

It’s all love, but talk to the man normal!!

He’s a father!

Remember kids, it’s all love, but don’t twerk on IG live and if you are going to don’t forget the water.

Mob boss claims that MJ’s father was killed due to Jordan’s gambling

Everybody is loving the Last Dance.

Reliving the glory MJ days, what’s not to love??

But this mob boss brings up some dirt from Jordan’s past that maybe puts a damper on things.

Did Jordan’s father pay the price for MJ’s gambling problem?

Did he get pushed out of the NBA to become a less than average baseball player?

Or should we just not take the word of a former mobster?

Check out this WU-Tang themed coronavirus song

There has been a lot of corona themed music that has come out of this pandemic.

A lot of it is made by people who are stuck at home and have nothing better to do.

But these first responders made a song to remind everyone why they need to be home to make those songs… So they can stay healthy and safe!!

Amazing!

I wonder if they have a studio built in the station? That would be an interesting combination.

Chicago to hold virtual commencement ceremonies for all high school seniors

Seniors might not get to have prom, or roam the halls one final time before heading off to college or the work force, but they will have a commencement!

Just not on school grounds…

That’s right, the City of Chicago is hosting an online commencement ceremony for all high school seniors who will not be able to attend a real one due to the stay at home order.

The virtual ceremony is meant to include all seniors in public and private schools, and is being put on to celebrate the achievement that all these youngsters have accomplished.

Some details are still being worked out by the city, including the exact date on which it will be held. We will keep you updated as more info on the online commencement comes in.

Congrats seniors!!

Something Called “Murder Hornets” Have Arrived in the U.S. … OH BOY!

Yup, this is JUST what we needed right now.

Insects called “MURDER HORNETS” have made their way to the U.S. for the first time ever.  That’s right:  MURDER HORNETS.

These hornets are up to two inches long and a bee expert at Washington State University says they are, quote, “like something out of a monster cartoon.”

The murder hornets kill up to 50 people a year in Japan . . . and their stingers are so long and powerful that they can penetrate beekeeping suits.  Fortunately, they don’t usually attack people . . . but when they do, lookout.

They’re also a huge predator to honey bees . . . and just a few of these hornets can completely destroy a hive in a few hours.  Honey bees are already in a lot of trouble, so this is a new predator they REALLY don’t need.

Four sightings have happened in Washington state and British Columbia, Canada.  There’s no word on how the hornets got here . . . but experts are working on trying to trap them to keep them from spreading.  (CBS News)  (Here’s a picture.)

 

 

 

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Queued Up Playlist 5/3

HOUR 1
Car Seat Headrest Hollywood
Biffy Clyro Instant History
The Strokes Bad Decisions
Flume The Difference
Finneas Lets Fall In Love For the Night
King Princess Ohio
Alkaline Trio Minds Like Minefields
Perfume Genius On the Floor
Loveleo Rosie
Wallows OK
Guardin Alive
Run the Jewels Ooh La La
Taylor Janzen What I Do
Bombay Bicycle Club Everything Else Has Gone Wrong
Dayglow Can I Call You Tonight
Twenty One Pilots Level Of Concern
Major Lazer feat Marcus Mumford Lay Your Head on Me
HOUR 2
Billie Joe Armstrong I Think We’re Alone Now
Declan McKenna Beautiful Faces
Joji Run
Airborne Toxic Event Come On Out
Chvrches Forever
Sam Tinnesz Play With Fire
Bakar Hell n Back
The Killers Fire on the Bome
24kgoldn City of Angels
Rezz and Grabbitz Someone Else
Kennyhoopla How Will I Rest In Peace if I’m Buried By The Highway
070 Shake Guilty Conscience
Gorillaz Aries
Palaye Royale Lonely
Melody Federer This Town
Jamie XX I Dont Know
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The Killers get all nostalgic on the “Mr. Brightside” music video.

Wanna watch Brandon and Ronnie of The Killers revisit the music video for their landmark hit, “Mr. Brightside?”  Read on.

Vevo has launched this series called Watch This.  Their goal is to get artists to go back and watch some of their landmark videos — and grab the behind the scenes stories, nostalgia, and context of that moment in comparison to their careers.  No better time to do that than the present — where couch sitting has become an artform.

In this episode, we learn that Brandon was able to turn real life betrayal into “a masterpiece.”  I also enjoy Ronnie’s reflection on the fountain of youth.  Enjoy.  — [eric]

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Hour 1

  • Green Day – Hitchin’ A Ride
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – The Killing Moon
  • Tripping Daisy – I Got A Girl
  • Pearl Jam – Wishlist (Live)
  • Haircut 100 – Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)
  • Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
  • Pavement – Cut Your Hair
  • Aztec Camera – Oblivious
  • No Doubt – Excuse Me Mr.
  • Happy Mondays – Step On
  • The Breeders – Cannonball
  • The Cure – Pictures of You
  • Smash Mouth – Walkin’ On The Sun
  • Rage Against The Machine – People Of The Sun

Hour 2

  • Blind Melon – Tones Of Home
  • R.E.M. – Orange Crush
  • Stereo MCs – Step It Up
  • Alice In Chains – Heaven Beside You
  • O.M.D. – Dreaming
  • Goldfinger – Here In Your
  • Wall Of Voodoo – Mexican Radio
  • The Lemonheads – Into Your Arms
  • 311 – Down
  • Hole – Celebrity Skin
  • Oasis – Some Might Say
  • Local H – All The Kids Are Right
  • The Pixies – Debaser
  • Sponge – Molly

Life’s a Mitch: Bears decline 2021 option on Trubisky

The drama over who will be in the quarterback role for the Chicago Bears continues to unfold,as ESPN has reported this weekend that the team has not optioned Mitch Trubisky for a 5th year. Trubisky has been a Bear since 2017 when he was drafted 2nd overall, and he finished last season 28th in total QBR (39.4) on an 8-8 season where the ‘Monsters of the Midway’ failed to reach the playoffs. Meanwhile the Bears made a trade with Jacksonville in March, to bring in veteran QB Nick Foles.

Last month, general manager Ryan Pace said Trubisky and Foles will compete for the starting QB role moving forward.

Trubisky is coming into training camp off a January surgery for a torn labrum. It’s worth noting that Mitch has not been cut by team and they are simply leaving their options a bit more open moving forward.

You can wear a Blink-182 mask in public….and help support charity.

As we know, face coverings/masks are now manditory in the state of Illinois.  So why not get something that is more fitting with your music tastes — and not whatever fabric was deemed “expendible” by which ever neighbor sewed yours.  (Hawaiian shirts don’t look good, even on faces.)

Two new designs are available from Blink-182….all proceeds go to charity, according to the band.  Plus, 50% off other gear?  I’m in.  —- [eric]

Watch ‘Parks and Recreation’ Reunion special

 

Leslie Knope and her delightful group of Pawnee, Indiana civil servant pals got back together this past Thursday for a charity driven ‘Parks and Recreation’ special benefiting Feeding America, which is getting meals to those in need during the current pandemic. The 30 minute special delivered a lot of ways for fans of the show with all of your favorite side characters getting some shine and big singalong finish for a lil’ beloved horse. The special proved successful raking in a reported $2.8 million for the cause.

NBC dropped the entire special on YouTube to keep the good vibes going.

‘Parks and Rec’ has been off the air for a few years after having big finale, but you will be able to stream the entire series soon on the new streaming service Peacock in July.

Nick Offerman joined our buds WLS-AM on the Jen Weigel show to promote it all, share insight on his hilarious podcast, and why he really needs the Cubs to come back asap. 

Rage Against the Machine announces rescheduled United Center dates

Rage Against the Machine has rescheduled its 5/19 and 5/20 dates at the United Center for 7/19/21 and 7/20/21 respectively.  From the band’s press release:

Rage Against The Machine will commence our tour at such a time when we are confident it will be safe for our fans… YOUR TICKETS WILL BE HONORED for the postponed shows. During this difficult time we also respect the fans who want their ticket money back. We’ve requested and confirmed that, as of this weekend, ANYONE who wants a refund can begin the process at your point of purchase. We sincerely hope that each one of you and your families and friends stay safe and well and that music is bringing you solace and inspiration. We look forward to seeing you. 

Brad, Tim, Tom & Zack

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Ravinia cancels season

Ravinia has made the decision to pull the plug on its 2020 season, due to COVID-19. This marks the first time since the Depression that Ravinia’s gates have been closed.

The season would have started on 6/12.

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Art Institute Lions face masks stolen

It may seem like someone is beating us all over the head with the public call to be safe in our collective fight with COVID-19, but maybe the regal guardian lions of the Art Institute of Chicago could get the message across. The iconic statues got a makeover yesterday with Chicago flag face masks displaying our beloved baby blue bars and 6-pointed red stars. WGN News got the whole story here.

Unfortunately that did not last long, as CWB is reporting that the face masks were stolen a few hours after they were installed on Thursday by two men who climbed the statues around 11pm, and quickly ran off in a waiting  black four-door Chevy sedan.

 

 

Watch Foo Fighters full UK show with Queen & Lemmy

In this time where spending a lot of time watching anything is considered productive, Foo Fighters have answered the collective content call with the release of a full spectacular set at Hyde Park in the UK in 2006. The set once again shows how the Foos are one of the best rock bands to have ever rocked. It also features Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmeister and Queen’s Brian May for some surprise cover songs.

Here is the set list with time stamps;

In Your Honor – 00:00

All My Life – 04:22

Best of You – 09:27

Times Like These – 15:46

Learn to Fly – 20:17

Breakout – 24:22

Shake Your Blood (Probot cover) (with Lemmy Kilmister) – 31:11

Stacked Actors – 35:32 My Hero – 44:13

Generator – 50:11 DOA – 53:52

Monkey Wrench – 58:54

We Will Rock You (Queen cover) (with Queen) (Jam) – 01:03:53

Tie Your Mother Down (Queen cover) – 01:05:57

Everlong – 01:11:35

Pearl Jam wants you to pick their set list

Always a band that has supported special causes, Peal Jam has created a truly remarkable contest for the ALL IN Challenge, which “provides meals to the elderly and front line heroes” and it gives the winner the right pick songs for PJ’s set list at a future show, sit on stage, annd even work on the show as a guitar tech. You can enter to win here and help the cause.

Eddie Vedder and company released their new adventurous album ‘Gigaton’. You can stream the entire album here.