How many times are the Simpsons going to predict the future?
There are countless things now, the most recent unfortunately being the coronavirus.
Shit the simpsons really did predict 2020 pic.twitter.com/dadM5jvLrB
— Eddie D’ohgrou (@didgeridougrou) May 6, 2020
I’ve got my eye on you Simpsons.
I know you’re up to something here.
Senior citizens can’t leave their homes due to the coronavirus, so these alpacas went to go cheer them up!
They did it by… well being cute alpacas!
Thank you for your service alpacas!
You did such a good job!!
PBR released a new drink mixing peoples two favorite beverages.
Alcohol and coffee.
It’s like a White Claw for the morning!
But how does it taste??
There you have it!
Go get yourself some… or don’t I don’t really care!
There has been a lot of scrutiny over the name that Elon Musk and Grimes chose for their new born baby X AE A-12 Musk.
So Elon went on his good friend Joe Rogan’s podcast to tell people how to pronounce it.
X like the letter. Ash is the pronunciation of AE and A-12 after Elon Musk’s favorite plane.
How to pronounce @elonmusk daughter name. (Æ A-12 Musk) pic.twitter.com/JufnerqRwP
— Farhan Hani Halim (@FarhanHani) May 7, 2020
You know I thought I was going to have a harder time pronouncing it.
And I guess X AE A-12 can always just go by Ash. That’s not too bad now is it!!
Keanu Reeves and Halle Berry will be hosting a special online stream tonight of the action revenge modern day classic ‘John Wick’ at 8pm CST on YouTube for free with Fandango and LionsGate Studios. The stream will also feature appearances by others involved with film which has spawned two well-received sequels where Wick kicks all sorts of ass. You can watch the stream below here on this page.
The timing is perfect for all of us in quarantine but it comes with a great cause according to ComingSoon.net with viewers able to donate to the Will Rogers Motion Picture Pioneers Foundation, an group that helps workers throughout the motion picture industry which is currently providing financial assistance to theater employees furloughed by the COVID-19 crisis.
The Simpsons have become an all encompassing culture gravitational pull of beloved characters with episodes we have watched over and over, The citizens of Springfield have made the leap off TV into thousands of other adaptions in comics, puzzles, and other fun products but what drew you here is video games. Triple Jump made this delightfully deep dive into the console video games of the long running animated treasure from the clunky graphics of ‘Simpsons Wresting’ to it’s grand button-mashing memories on Super Nintendo.
My personal favorite is the arcade 4-player game from the early 90’s, Fun sweaty nights at the nerd heaven that is Galloping Ghost in Brookfeild. were spent in years gone by with friends help me play along because I could not pull my weight or rather swing Marge’s vacuum weapon effectively.
Sheltering in place makes it truly difficult to go all-out for Mother’s Day this year. Why not try these thrifty ideas?
Make a homemade card!
Offer her a tasty treat!
Give her a shot of booze!
Pick her some fresh flowers!
Walk her dog!
The options are as expansive as your imagination!
Adele stuns fans with her physical transformation that she’s been working on for the past year.
She does so through an Instagram post on her birthday, and I gotta say, She looks amazing!!
She’s almost lost 100 pounds since she split up with her husband.
Congrats on the healthy living!!
There is a lot going on here, so let’s catch you up.
NFL star and player of the Baltimore Ravens Earl Thomas was involved in a violent altercation with his wife Nina back in April where the he was actually held at gunpoint by his wife.
The two had been fighting earlier in the day after which Earl Thomas left his home and was picked up by his brother Seth.
Nina was so upset that she hacked her way into Thomas’s snapchat account where she found videos from another woman.
Nina tracked down Thomas to a local Airbnb in their hometown of Austin, Texas where she expected to find Earl and a woman.
She did find the two in bed… but she also found Earl’s brother Seth naked in bed with them too!
So what does Nina do… well she chases Earl around with a gun, yes she took the magazine out of the gun, but she didn’t realize there was a bullet in the chamber.
Luckily the police showed up before anyone got hurt, and Nina was arrested, but jeez what a weird situation to be in!
Here is what Earl Thomas has to say about the situation.
How could they possibly make Mortal Kombat better???
Add RoboCop duh!!
How the developers always find a way to add some outside character to their fighting game, we’ll never know.
But just be glad they can, because this is awesome!! RoboCop!!! Are you kidding me!
What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done on a zoom meeting?
For this lawyer arguing over the phone, in a Supreme Court battle mind you, this has to take the cake.
LISTEN: Toilet flush during U.S. Supreme Court oral argument (h/t @nicninh) pic.twitter.com/He3QGMzvJI
— Jeremy Art (@cspanJeremy) May 6, 2020
Now either technology is so advanced that his phone picked up the toilet somehow….
Or this lawyer was arguing his case while on the porcelain throne.
Yikes!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!!!
I don’t understand how a dog can sound like this, but if you at epic battle music to this dog’s weird whine it ends up sounding pretty cool.
With a voice like that his good boy has to be signed to a record label right??
Australia is home to one of the strangest animals out there, the kangaroo.
Now we all know what a kangaroo looks like, but have you ever wondered what the inside of their pouch looks like??
I don’t know what I was expecting, but how can a whole baby fit in there?!? There is no way! It just makes no sense!
Black Mirror, the tech ‘Twilight Zone-like show that’s been just plausible enough to be completely unnerving, won’t be returning anytime soon. Creator Charlie Brooker says the pandemic has soured his enthusiasm for working on new episodes. He tells RadioTimes, “At the moment, I don’t know what stomach there would be for stories about societies falling apart.”
In the meantime, he says he’s working on scripts that make him laugh.
Big day for festival news: Pitchfork officially announced that its 2020 festival won’t be happening, due to COVID-19. In an announcement, organizers said they expect to be back next year, provided the “public health situation allows for it.”
Meanwhile, Lollapalooza is still on the calendar. In an email yesterday, organizers let fans know that a final decision about Lollapalooza 2020 will be made by the end of the month.
Lollapalooza is on the books for 7/30-8/2.
…but in South Korea.
Games are back on in South Korea, where the Korea Baseball Organization played five games yesterday.
That said, the games are definitely a reflection of the pandemic times:
If you’re missing your baseball fix, ESPN’s made a deal to air six games a week here.
Vampire Weekend’s “Father of the bride” is a year old today. Ezra Koenig did this killer medley on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday.
It sounds like those rumors about TOM CRUISE making a movie in space were true.
Yesterday, a NASA administrator Tweeted, quote, “NASA is excited to work with Tom Cruise on a film aboard the [International Space Station].
“We need popular media to inspire a new generation of engineers and scientists to make NASA’s ambitious plans a reality.
If this happens, it’ll be the first narrative, non-documentary film to be shot in space
(The Wrap)
Tom Cruise wants to fly into outer space in the name of filmmaking, and NASA says it’s happening. The head of the space agency has confirmed that NASA is working with actor Tom Cruise to make a movie on the International Space Station. https://t.co/iujouGyIuR
— CNN International (@cnni) May 6, 2020
There is a guy on the internet who lets animals hurt him for a living.
Why? Don’t ask, it pays the bills.
And of course he let a murder hornet sting him, just to show everyone how dangerous these huge terrifying bugs are.
Will we ever be able to leave our houses?
I don’t know if I want to honestly!!
West Virginia Governor Jim Justice is not putting up with your BS.
Things are going to start opening up after this 7 week lock down, but he doesn’t want people to be stupid. So he says it straight.
West Virginia Governor always gets right to the point pic.twitter.com/tU9g1OHSS6
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) May 5, 2020
Keeping it real, I love that!
Hey everyone stay f*!*ing safe out there!!
