A Squirrel has tested positive for the bubonic plague in Colorado

Maybe we should stay inside and not come out until 2020 is over.

Apparently there was a squirrel in Colorado that was tested positive with having the bubonic plague.

Why did they test a squirrel for this in the first place? How’d they even find this squirrel??? There are like a billion squirrels and they found the one with the bubonic plague!

I’m getting tired of the simulation people!

Shaquille O’Neal stops to help stranded Florida driver

Shaq might be the greatest human alive, there I said it!

He stopped on the highway to help out a woman who’s tire blew out. What other former NBA superstar would do that?

I don’t see MJ helping out a neighbor with their garden, or Kevin Garnett teaching old people how to use technology!

This is why Shaq is the human GOAT. Just a pure lad!

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Chicago to offer debt forgiveness to students who re-enroll and complete their degrees at city colleges

If you’re on good standing with a former city college maybe now is the time to go back and get all that student loan debt eliminated!

Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced that the city will be offering a new program that will eliminate existing student loan debts to pre-existing students who re-enroll with a city college and earn their degree or certificate.

This is all apart of the city’s new “Fresh Start” program that will help take the burden of student debt off of Chicagoans backs and allow them to educate themselves and hopefully put them in better financial territory in the future.

Not a bad idea!

Post Malone got Travis Kelce’s and Pat Mahomes’ signatures tattooed on him!

Post Malone just posted a photo revealing his newest ink thanks to Kansas City Chiefs stars Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes.

The artist lost a game of beer pong to the two football players and told them that he would get their names tattooed on him, and Posty is a man of his word.

You know what… He has worse tattoos.

At least he didn’t get them tattooed on his face!

The Chicago Marathon has been canceled

With thousands of people participating and lining the streets cheering on runners there is a well deserved concern over the continued spread of the coronavirus.

This is why the Chicago Marathon will not be taking place in 2020.

Participants will get their entry fee’s back and will be allowed to keep their spot for one of the upcoming races in the next 3 years.

It’s sad, but the right move!

WOJ apologizes for his remarks to a senator while players defend him

After being suspended for emailing a senator “F You” players seem to have WOJ’s back after his suspension from ESPN.

Adrian Wojnarowski originally sent the profane email to Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo after a statement came out of the senator’s office criticizing the league allowing players to wear civil rights messages on their jerseys in the NBA restart.

WOJ is a professional so of course he made an apology.

But NBA players know whats really up and showed their support online.

Washington’s NFL team are changing their name

The NFL team in Washington will no longer have the name that many found  deeply offensive, and the team owner’s Dan Snyder made it official today saying that after reviewing the matter, they will be changing the name and logo. This comes after weeks of pressure from fans and sponsors to change the name which many believed to be racist towards Native Americans. Sports talking good guy and NFL vet Pat McAfee broke it all down in this clip from today’s episode of his Westwood One show. Subscribe to his podcast here. 

Former Washington player Dante Stallworth joined CNN to talk about why the change of the 87 year old team’s name is overdue and why business motivated the move. Watch the discussion here:

 

Comedian Clayton English’s highlarious recap of ‘Meteor Man’

Comedy Central continues it’s unique movie recap web series ‘Dope Movies’ which features comedian Clayton English taking in bong rips and laying down movie riffs on the forgotten superhero fighting for his neighborhood flick, ‘Meteor Man’. This 1993 film features  a pretty ridiculous spin on the super hero genre featuring a substitute teacher becoming the hero,

The villains in the movie, the Golden Lords are a street gang that all have blonde hair and they enter scenes with a tiger on a leash. People absorb powers directly from books. Yeah, who needs to read right?! I guess they were going for the noble ‘knowledge is power’ idea.

The ending sees English add his own specific spin on this movie.

Local Chicago boys Pedro and Ramiro Castro helped produced this web series and they are going to have a watch party on Saturday, July 18th. You can sign up for that here.

 

 

Upstate New York deli asks bros to stop hitting on their staff

If you’re going to ask out an employee… at least leave a tip!

A New York deli is asking their ‘bro’ customers to please stop hitting on their employees while they are trying to work.

Show some damn class you philistines.
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Posted by Saratoga’s Broadway Deli on Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Just get your sandwich and leave!

Man save bald eagle from drowning

This guy automatically is an American hero right? Even if he’s Canadian?

Now this is how you bring two nations together!

Jada Pinkett Smith admits she had a relationship with August Alsina, but there is more to the story!

News came out recently that Jada Pinkett Smith had a relationship with August Alsina while still married to Will Smith.

Everyone assumed that the couple were in an open relationship, but apparently that wasn’t the case.

They were separated!

I don’t know if you can be healed by another relationship with someone to fix your old one… Maybe that’s just me though.

Teenager loses control of his arm after playing video games for 22 hours straight.

This15 year old kid in China lost feeling in his left arm and hand after playing video games 22 hours a day since the beginning of the lockdown!

The boy was quickly ran to a hospital after passing out at home. He was diagnosed with a stroke and lost the feeling in his left arm!

Listen we’re all bored ok, but just don’t forget to stand up and stretch every once in awhile. Maybe even go for a walk outside!

Queued Up Playlist 7/12/20

HOUR 1
Gerard Way Here Comes the End
Tones and I Ur So Cool
Blindlove I Wanna Be Okay
Sports Team Camel Crew
Bakar Hell n Back
Car Seat Headrest Hollywood
Flume The Difference
Bully Where to Start
Lund Broken
Perfume Genius On the Floor
Bloxx Lie Out Loud
Milky Chance and Jack Johnson Don’t Let Me Down
Alkaline Trio Minds Like Minefields
Remi Wolf Woo
Oliver Tree Let Me Down
Dylan Cartlidge Yellow Brick Road
HOUR 2
Lewis Del Mar The Ceiling
Dayglow Can I Call You Tonight
Run the Jewels Ju$t
Guardin Alive
Doves Carousels
Saint Motel Preach
The Used The Lighthouse
Gus Dapperton Post Humorous
Unlikely Candidates High Low
X Ambassadors/K.Flay/Grandson Zen
The Dirty Nil Done With Drugs
Phoebe Bridges Kyoto
Wallows Are You Bored Yet
Haim Don’t Wanna
Protomartyr Michigan Hammers
Machine Gun Kelly Bloody Valentine
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Hour 1

  • Porno For Pyros – Pets
  • New Order – Blue Monday
  • The Rentals – Friends Of P
  • Foo Fighters – This Is A Call
  • The Smiths – Ask
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Impression That I Get
  • Letters To Cleo – Here And Now
  • Split Enz – I Got You
  • Bush – The Chemicals Between Us
  • Ned’s Atomic Dustbin – Happy
  • Dinosaur Jr. – Feel The Pain
  • Suzanne Vega – Luka
  • The Replacements – Alex Chilton
  • 311 – Beautiful Disaster

Hour 2

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Knock Me Down
  • Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
  • Smash Mouth – Walkin’ On The Sun
  • Green Day – Hitchin’ A Ride
  • Violent Femmes – Prove My Love
  • Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
  • Hole – Miss World
  • Wang Chung – Dance Hall Days
  • Fuel – Shimmer
  • Less Than Jake – History Of A Boring Town
  • Bad Religion – 21st Century (Digital Boy)
  • Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart
  • Veruca Salt – Seether

Disney World reopens for the first time in four months

Florida may have COVID-19 cases surging upward  but Disney World  is reopening after being closed for months. The reopening was announced weeks ago before the recent surge with the theme park giant putting in face masks policies, thousands of hand sanitizer stations, limited capacity, reservations for guests to attend, and more regulations to ensure safety.

WDW News Today did a live stream from the park today so you can see raw footage of how the regulations are implemented for guests in real time.