This is the meanest way to ever evict someone.
A landlord let their tenant know that they were being kicked out of their home, that same day, by giving them a snarky letter.
The smiley face emoji is just so uncalled for!
What a D-bag!
Kellogg’s just named their newest waffle after an STI
The R&D department was really slacking on this one!
They literally made a blue waffle.
If you don’t know what that is, GOOD! Please do NOT look it up.
@KelloggsUS Your team did absolutely no research before launching this. You are about to have backlash from a million parents. If you are not Kellogg’s then for the love of everything good do not Google blue waffle. pic.twitter.com/fEE24VFzMy
— Tawnie (@Tawnie) August 18, 2020
Whoops!
Lori Lightfoot partially blames Mississippi for some of Chicago’s gun violence
Lori Lightfoot knows that there is a violence problem within the city of Chicago.
It’s not a secret.
But she now suggests that some of the problems with the amount of weapons coming into Chicago may be partially the fault of some of our neighboring states.
Chicago Mayor @LoriLightfoot blames Indiana and Mississippi for the spate of shootings in the city. pic.twitter.com/2C1iBvyB0L
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) August 18, 2020
When in doubt, blame someone else!
Apple worth $2 trillion!
So Apple is worth $2 trillion now.
They own us now right???
That’s a lot of clams we’re talking about here.
Tiger King zoo to be shut down for good
Even if Joe Exotic gets out of prison, he’ll have nothing to come back to!
That’s because the zoo featured in the hit Netflix series Tiger King is being shut down permanently.
So no season 2?
This sinkhole swallowed up 21 cars!
Sometimes I forget that the floor can just cave in for no reason at any time.
Those are the best of times.
But check out this sinkhole swallowing up 21 cars like it’s nothing.
Watch where you’re stepping people!
Thousands attend a Wuhan pool party
Thousands of people in Wuhan China attended a pool party, and it’s WILD.
Great social distancing guys.
How did anyone think this was a good idea?
Cincinnati Reds announcer suspended after using anti-gay slur on broadcast
Thom Brennaman, the play by play announcer for the Cincinnati Reds baseball team was caught on mic using an anti-gay slur.
He apparently was not aware that he was live on the air, but still that language can not be tollerated.
Thom Brennaman apologizes, leaves @reds broadcast after open-mic disaster tonight. pic.twitter.com/ZAFYKtJRRo
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) August 20, 2020
Brennaman quickly apologized on air then was immediately removed from the broadcast during the 5th inning of a double header game, and suspended indefinitely.
The only funny thing we can take away from this is that he had to make a life changing apology while also announcing a home run that was demolished out into the stands.
The Reds organization and Fox Sports Ohio have not yet made a final decision on what their plans are going forward with Thom Brennaman. He will remained suspended until they come to a conclusion.
The Super Soaker celebrates its 30th birthday
The Super Soaker is 30!
Lonnie Johnson, the NASA engineer and inventor of the “Super Soaker” in 1982, it hit the market in 1990. 💦 pic.twitter.com/ENwpyiFP7b
— Things from the past 📷🎥 (@moodvintage) August 16, 2020
Shout out to one of the greatest toys to ever do it!
Searches are way up on how to have sex from a distance
People have been stuck inside for so long. They’ve decided it’s time to figure out how to have socially distanced sex.
It just has to happen at this point!
‘Doggy style’ searched for more than 700,000 times in the last month https://t.co/RwHfpsl1xL
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) August 19, 2020
You know as goofy as it is, at least they’re trying to stay safe!
Harlem Globetrotter receives apology from TV anchors who threw banana at him
These news anchors apparently have no sense of right and wrong.
They were throwing fruit, unplanned of course, at a Harlem Globetrotter on live television. This included a banana, which whether intended or not, suggested racial implications.
And in Alabama of all places.
The news team has apologized about the actions that occurred on air.
Britney Spears asks court to take away some of her father’s power over her
Britney Spears is asking the Los Angelas courts to relieve her fathers power from over her.
Her father has acted in the role of conservator of her person, which gave him power over her major life decisions from 2008 until 2019. He stepped away from this role for health reasons temporarily.
Britney Spears wants to make sure he can not regain any of that power of decision.
Free Britney!
First look at the new Space Jam uniforms
The new Space Jam 2 uniforms are here!
What do you think? Are they as cool as the originals?
City officials dispute claim that bridge was raised with people still on it
People will really do some dumb things for internet clout.
If you’ve seen the videos of people on the raised bridges that have recently surfaced you might be wondering if it’s real.
Chicago officials raised the bridge not knowing a group was still crossing
pic.twitter.com/tgEzb70RcM— Drone Talk (@udylanme) August 17, 2020
Well, City officials say yes it is in fact fake.
Photos have surfaced apparently that show the group on top of the bridge climbing it, there were also motorcycles at the base of the bridge as well that turns out belong to those pictured on the bridge.
People are so stupid.
Deer apparently fight with 2 legs
This is terrifying but also interesting.
Never get in a fight with a deer.
Could the screaming goat be the new horn for Teslas?
I mean Elon Musk is a pretty weird guy, I could see this happening.
Not perfectly at first, but yes. Will take maybe a year or so to get really good at roundabouts worldwide. The world has a zillion weird corner cases.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 14, 2020
Also definitely coming haha. Will only be on relatively recent cars, as we didn’t have an outside speaker until about a year ago. Can change inside sound easily.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 14, 2020
I mean imagine getting honked at by this!
Man punches great white shark to save wife
Do you love your partner so much that you’d literally fight a great white shark!?!?
This guy did, and it’s crazy!
You do what you have to do!
This is what I imagined Mike Tyson Vs Jaws was going to be like.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show fires 3 top producers
This was bound to happen, but The Ellen DeGeneres Show has fired 3 of their top producers on the show after reports of a toxic work environment surfaced last week.
See, it doesn’t pay to be a D-bag. We can all learn from this!
Two men charged in unsolved murder of Run-DMC’s Jam Master Jay
Here’s some good news!
Two men have been charged for the 220 murder of Jam Master Jay.
Good to see justice can finally be served.
Would you drink beer made out of waste water?
Here’s the real question. Would your love of of the environment trump drinking stinky water?
Well, there’s a brewery that is using recycled waste water to craft their beer.
You know what, I’d give it a go.
I bet it tastes perfectly fine!
