The new Space Jam 2 uniforms are here!
What do you think? Are they as cool as the originals?
City officials dispute claim that bridge was raised with people still on it
People will really do some dumb things for internet clout.
If you’ve seen the videos of people on the raised bridges that have recently surfaced you might be wondering if it’s real.
Chicago officials raised the bridge not knowing a group was still crossing
pic.twitter.com/tgEzb70RcM— Drone Talk (@udylanme) August 17, 2020
Well, City officials say yes it is in fact fake.
Photos have surfaced apparently that show the group on top of the bridge climbing it, there were also motorcycles at the base of the bridge as well that turns out belong to those pictured on the bridge.
People are so stupid.
Deer apparently fight with 2 legs
This is terrifying but also interesting.
Never get in a fight with a deer.
Could the screaming goat be the new horn for Teslas?
I mean Elon Musk is a pretty weird guy, I could see this happening.
Not perfectly at first, but yes. Will take maybe a year or so to get really good at roundabouts worldwide. The world has a zillion weird corner cases.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 14, 2020
Also definitely coming haha. Will only be on relatively recent cars, as we didn’t have an outside speaker until about a year ago. Can change inside sound easily.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 14, 2020
I mean imagine getting honked at by this!
Man punches great white shark to save wife
Do you love your partner so much that you’d literally fight a great white shark!?!?
This guy did, and it’s crazy!
You do what you have to do!
This is what I imagined Mike Tyson Vs Jaws was going to be like.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show fires 3 top producers
This was bound to happen, but The Ellen DeGeneres Show has fired 3 of their top producers on the show after reports of a toxic work environment surfaced last week.
See, it doesn’t pay to be a D-bag. We can all learn from this!
Two men charged in unsolved murder of Run-DMC’s Jam Master Jay
Here’s some good news!
Two men have been charged for the 220 murder of Jam Master Jay.
Good to see justice can finally be served.
Would you drink beer made out of waste water?
Here’s the real question. Would your love of of the environment trump drinking stinky water?
Well, there’s a brewery that is using recycled waste water to craft their beer.
You know what, I’d give it a go.
I bet it tastes perfectly fine!
This is what happens when you try to be a big brother
Being a good big brother can go wrong sometimes.
Like letting them drive your car for instance.
It’s the thought that counts.
That’s not going to pay the insurance bill though!
Whose Karen Is It?
You people never cease to amaze us with the Karens you find.
This week’s Karen is totally not chill dude.
Keep on sending them in guys, we must out the Karens!
New Girl Scout cookie coming next year
Toast Yay is coming. Yay.
The new Girl Scouts cookie flavor will arrive next year. “Toast Yay” is a play on the word “toasty” (though we think it’s a bit of a stretch).
The new cookie was inspired by the flavors of french toast. It has a maple syrup taste and the frosting is described as similar to what comes on a cinnamon roll.
Because of COVID-19, next year’s Girl Scout cookie sales will take place online with contactless delivery available. If local community guidelines say it’s safe, Girl Scouts will be able to set up for in-person sales.
Group films themselves on a raised bridge above Chicago River
The video has been viewed over 2.7 million times on Twitter, and shows a very familiar Chicago structure but with some very scary circumstances. A man by the name Mike Dobija posted the following video which saw him with a group of people on one of the Chicago River’s bridges as it’s raised. From the background in the video, it appears they were on the Well Street bridge specifically, as you can see the Merchandise Mart in the background.
Yeah, how is that even possible? Well, this video and some investigation from CWB Chicago gives more insight into the story and debunks misinformation about the video which was already spreading.
Somehow I just know the joke “Probably a Packers fan” has been posted in the comments a hundred times.
DO NOT DO THIS! It is obviously very dangerous, to say the least.
Um. Wow. So a guy named Mike Dobija posted this video that he claims was made after the city raised a bridge while he and his friends were still on it. That hasn't been confirmed. But the video is…. #Chicagohttps://t.co/825pdEnZKI pic.twitter.com/bquoRBuAZj
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) August 17, 2020
Online movement wants Eric Andre to takeover ‘Ellen’
Ellen Degeneres and her long-running successful daytime talk show have come under fire over the recent months amidst allegations of sexual harassment and misconduct within her production crew. Just yesterday three producers for the show were fired, and Degeneres apologized for the behavior of the now-former staff members of the show. People.com reported on the internal investigation and have more details here.
Enter comedian Eric Andre who has embraced an online petition to get him to replace Degeneres on the heartwarming show. The petition has garnered 44,000 signatures according to Consequence of Sound.. You can sign the petition here Funny or Die covered it in-depth.
Now clearly this is a joke, but Andre seems really on board for the idea.
— Eric Andre (@ericandre) August 4, 2020
Campaign for @ericandre to replace #ellen on #nbc continues. #deepfake pic.twitter.com/RD8xYZs4Ux
— Brian Monarch (@brianmonarch) August 6, 2020
— Eric Andre (@ericandre) August 4, 2020
To say that Andre who just recently released his Netflix comedy special ‘Legalize Everything’ would be an odd pick for the the Ellen Show would be an understatement. He is without a shadow of a doubt one of the most uninhibited and challenging comedians in the game who displayed this on his Adult Swim counterculture classic ‘the Eric Andre Show’. If you are not familiar, here is a taste. Note there is a lot of NSFW language and the phrase “you really think those words you just said should be on television?”
Mark Grace suspended from Cubs broadcasts after trashing ex-wife on live telecast
Always watch what you’re saying. Especially on live TV
Mark Grace learned that the hard way.
This is why Cubs great Mark Grace is trending pic.twitter.com/5M857OqFfU
— tony pierce (@busblog) August 15, 2020
Analyst Mark Grace will reportedly be suspended from Marquee Sports Network’s Cubs broadcasts for derogatory comments he made about his ex-wife on Saturday’s telecast https://t.co/EYz1noWvbO pic.twitter.com/jC5maClKDl
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) August 17, 2020
Welp, she won this round I guess!
Man with ‘I’m not drunk’ bumper sticker charged with DUI
Karma is such a sweet, sweet thing.
This idiot who drives around with a “I’m not drunk” bumper sticker got arrested for…. You guessed it, drunk driving!
This was his bumper sticker…
Definitely WAS drunk
Definitely didn’t avoid hitting things as he took out his wheel on a bollard
🙄#Fatal4 #DontDrinkAndDrive pic.twitter.com/QNuVMWoVGn
— Telford Cops (@TelfordCops) August 16, 2020
I guess bumper stickers can lie!
This guy stands the edge of a skyscraper to hide from a girl’s boyfriend!
This is terrifying to even look at.
I wonder how long he was stuck out there?
Halle Berry Shows Off Her Amazing Bikini Body at 54
You bet she’s still got it!
She really just proved that age is simply just a number.
Cardi B shares a PSA for ladies who don’t practice good hygiene
I mean do we really need a PSA to tell people to be clean?
Yes, apparently we do. Thank goodness we have Cardi B.
Great advice, thanks Cardi!
Teacher appears shirtless during virtual class
This was bound to happen in this new virtual school environment right!
I mean he has the face of a man who never wears a shirt. The school should have planned for this!
Yellowstone’ Honors Wilford Brimley with title card
What a way to honor the legend himself.
Paramount Network’s drama Yellowstone honored the late and great Wilford Brimley with a title card.
So cool!
