Imagine the feelings this guy went through right after doing this.
“OHHHH GOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIIT” pic.twitter.com/UBRH4O0XG3
— BUM CHILLUPS, NPR CLASS PUNDIT (@edsbs) September 14, 2020
When you’re chopping down a tree, make sure it’s not towards your house.
Just a thought.
Hold on, was there a ghost caught on camera at Gettysburg???
Call me skeptical, but Gettysburg seems like a good place to see a ghost.
Blink 182 (pronounce eighteen two) are one of those bands thats impossible not to love. Are they the best band? No. Are they great musicians? Not particularly. Well besides Travis who is a drum god. But are they a band that makes you smile literally every time they come on the radio? Absolutely! Plus one of the dudes discovered aliens, bro. Here are a few of my favorite Blink tunes ever to add to your playlist.
You asked for it, and the Karens of the world just won’t stop.
So here is this weeks Karen, and they are tired of people trying to get them to vote this November.
So… Whose Karen is it?
Did some people in New Jersey spot aliens?
Well, theres some video, you decide.
Are they living among us!?!?!
What do you think, did he have any good ones?
Well, I wouldn’t say it was a success.
Why do people do things like this!
There’s no net there!
Paul Rudd is a sweet baby angel and he wants you to wear a mask.
He even made a video to convince you.
Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up: pic.twitter.com/GTks5NUBmR
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) September 14, 2020
Please just wear a mask.
Get excited! There’s a new Anti-Flag documentary on its way to your eyeballs!!
This is going to be so good!
Patagonia put a little cheeky message on some of their tags attached to their clothes.
Pure🔥by @patagonia. pic.twitter.com/PDCnHSqsjo
— Corey Ciorciari (@CoreyCiorciari) September 12, 2020
Who exactly are they talking about?
Who cares! It’s funny either way.
This monkey steals a phone right out of their hands. Watch this adorable chaos.
I wonder if he texted someone?
It seems as though I’ve been playing multiple LCD Soundsystem songs each day during the History of Alternative, which is great because they are one of the best electronic/alt bands ever. Check out these tunes and if you fall in love make sure you watch Shut Up And Play The Hits, their documentary of the final (until they reunited in 2015) shows at Madison Square Garden.
Dancing with the stars, where all dead careers go to flourish for a few weeks!
Remember that crazy lady, Carole Baskin, from Tiger King?
I know, that seems like an eternity ago at this point.
Well she’s on dancing with the stars now, and yesterday she made her debut!
Maybe it’s time we reevaluate what a “star” is…
Dave Grohl recently accepted a challenge for a virtual drum-off with a 10 year old on twitter.
So far, it’s been pretty awesome!
Here was his opponent’s first round entry.
It was an honour to be part of the most #EPIC #ROCK in battle in #HISTORY! With the most awesome, fun, kind and legendary #DaveGrohl! Thank you for giving me this incredible opportunity. I am extremely grateful. The Rock Gods of old are happy! @foofighters @crookedvultures pic.twitter.com/Fyk4AyQ7pg
— Nandi Bushell (@Nandi_Bushell) September 3, 2020
Then Grohl came back with this.
Ok @Nandi_Bushell….Round 2! Every superhero needs a theme song. Here’s one for you! Mad props to The Grohlettes for the background vocals. pic.twitter.com/js9xBasbpw
— Foo Fighters (@foofighters) September 14, 2020
He wrote her an entire song! That has to feel special!
Here is your morning motivation delivered hot and fresh from Will Smith.
What a gem.
Even your hero’s struggle.
Even Iron Mike Tyson struggles!
It’s nice to see more and more famous athletes coming out with their mental health struggles. See, anyone can have them.
There’s nothing more romantic than the Oscar Myer Wiener Mobile.
And look at that! You can hire them to come propose to your significant other!
Just don’t tell your kids that this is how you proposed…
That’s right, Taco Bell is releasing their very own wine.
Taco Bell Is Releasing Its First Ever Signature Wine To Pair Nicely With A Cheesy Gordita Crunch https://t.co/Hk0n5XAHBK pic.twitter.com/9KdWoIeCr4
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 14, 2020
Would you drink Taco Bell wine? Are we sure it’s not just grape juice?
Miller Lite has come up with the idea of a beer cantenna. Part beer, part antenna so you can watch all your favorite football teams this season.
Forget cable, drink beer instead!
Pro gamers are pleading for parents to allow their kids to play more video games!
If they get good enough, they could make a ton of money!
Take this pro COD player. He’s 19 and already has a set career and steady income.
So, maybe tell your kids to put down those books and to pick up their controllers!
