Don’t be alarmed, this is in fact a human being.
How could she possibly make her cheeks bigger!?!?!
Why do people want to look like this?
Is Kraft sexualizing mac ‘n’ cheese?
Don’t you love it when a commercial really hits the spot.
You know what else hits the spot? Mac ‘n’ cheese.
Kraft came under fire (from some dorks who don’t want to have fun) about this ad that uses some choice words.
That’s just plain funny, ok!
They said bad words, but it’s not bad word!
Genius!
Alright this was just an excuse to watch this ad. Fine, you got me!
Postal worker saves life while on delivery route; forced to buy new uniform.
This absolute hero was out on his daily delivery route as a postal worker when an emergency struck.
An accident from a chainsaw called for his immediate attention, and the. mailman actually saved the victims life!
But the USPS doesn’t care if you’re a hero, you got mail to deliver!
Calif. Postal Worker Helps a Man Who Accidentally Cut Himself with a Chainsaw: ‘Everyday Hero’ https://t.co/J6u80PRzeR
— People (@people) October 13, 2020
He had to go and buy a new uniform shirt and finish his route for the day. That honestly makes him a double hero!
They could’ve at least given this guy a free shirt though right?
Thank your postal worker next time you see them. You never know, they could save your life someday.
Eddie Murphy’s ‘Coming 2 America’ will stream on Amazon Prime
It was one of the biggest comedy films of the 80’s and it’s sequel could be coming to Amazon Prime for Christmastime. ‘Coming 2 America’, the follow-up to Eddie Murphy’s classic film where he plays an African royal prince trying to adapt to life in the United States with some ridiculous results. The new film will see Murphy being joined by Arsenio Hall, Leslie Jones, Tracy Morgan, and Wesley Snipes in lead roles. Popcorned Planet posted this video breaking it all down and how the film not coming to theaters will impact the already hurting cinema chains. The digital streaming release which will cost Amazon $125 million, has not yet been officially confirmed.
Amazon also had another big comedy acquisition wiht the new ‘Borat’ film from Sascha Baron Cohen. That movie which will likely get every dude you know with no personality of their own saying ‘MY WIFE!’ again, will hit the Prime on October 23rd.
Manley’s Mixtape- Nirvana
GOAT
It’s Amazon Prime Day!
It’s Amazon Prime day! So many deals, how could you ever know what to look out for!
Don’t worry! Here are some amazing deals to look out for today!
Happy shopping!
Emergency landing at O’Hare caused by hail shattering window!
Flying is terrifying, you never know what could happen.
Like hail! Who ever thinks about hail while flying!
@united My UA349 flight literally just had to emergency land because we flew through a hailstorm for some reason and it cracked the entire windshield… #united #news #emergencyland pic.twitter.com/888ITktU7q
— Alex Lang (@ArexRang) October 12, 2020
Don’t worry, everyone was ok.
And it’s actually really safe to fly… even if hail exists.
But still, that had to be scary!
PAWS CHICAGO 20TH ANNUAL 5K WALK RUN & COSTUME CONTEST
Get ready for the very best treat of all this Halloween – dogs and cats (and humans) in costumes! 🎃 As part of this year’s Virtual PAWS 5K, @PAWSChicago’s hosting their first ever Howl-oween Costume contest! Stick your pet (or yourself) in the cutest costume, take a photo or two, and enter between Oct. 23 and 31. You know I already have Reggie’s costume picked out.
Here’s how you sign up for the 5k…
WHERE: Register and tune in at pawschicago.org/5K for suggested race course options (or make your own!)
WHEN: Saturday, October 31, 2020
EVENT WEEK SCHEDULE:
- Mid-October | Pet “Howl-oween” Costume Contest
- Thursday, October 29, 7:00pm | Virtual Opening Ceremonies
- Saturday, October 31, 10:00am – 12:00pm | Virtual PAWS Chicago 5K Walk/Run For Their Lives Event
WHY: The 20th Annual PAWS Chicago 5K Walk Run is critically important to funding the life-saving programs at PAWS Chicago. Since its founding in 1997, the number of homeless pets killed in the city has been reduced by 91%, but there is still so much work left to do to reach a truly No Kill community. Proceeds from the event helps PAWS save homeless dogs and cats who are still at risk, and ensures every rescued pet receives the individualized, nurturing care they need for a happy, healthy life. PAWS Chicago’s work is 100% reliant on the support of the community.
And just look how cute Big Reg looks in his costume!
Help out the puppies!
Google releases top Halloween costume trends for this year
Dressing up for Halloween might be the highlight of this month, even if you can’t really go anywhere this season.
But you still don’t want to be dressed up in the same costume as everyone else right!?!
Then do your research! Look up what the most popular costumes are this year!
Just kidding, Google already did it for you.
Halloween is 23 days away, and it’s the perfect reason to get dressed up in some spook-tacular attire. 🧙♀️ We took a look at what costumes were trending last month in the U.S. See the top costumes in your hometown → https://t.co/9uNKAoRBAj pic.twitter.com/HdPTnxSAQ1
— Google (@Google) October 8, 2020
Happy early Halloween!
White Sox and manager Rick Renteria part ways
Rick Renteria and the White Sox have decided to call it quits after. four seasons together.
This comes after the White Sox were recently eliminated from the wild card round of the MLB playoffs, losing 3 games to the Oakland Athletics.
So who’s next? Who do you want to see managing the Sox next season?
What is up with this dog’s howl?
What the heck is going on with this dog’s howl?
He sounds like an old man in agony!
Can’t stop screaming at this dog’s lightly cursed howling pic.twitter.com/jPIkpKyf29
— ashy podcast host (@dreadcraft) October 8, 2020
Still, extremely cute. 17/10 great dog.
Chicago Police Scanner Weekend Roundup
Here’s your weekend round up of what we heard on the CPD scanner!
This weekend was a fun one!
1:49 AM Saturday morning – Lower Wacker – reports of a Group of women with nets trying to catch pigeons. It appears they are attempting to sell them.
11:36 AM Saturday morning – 1100 American Lane in Schaumburg – White male in mid 30’s trying to sell what is suspected to be stolen bowling balls out of his trunk.
3:20 PM Saturday – 150 Forest Ave in Oak Park – Ambulance and police requested to help a man get out of a dishwasher. He reportedly tried to use it as sauna and got stuck.
7PM Sunday – 1995 Yellowstone Drive – Multiple reports of goat sounds coming from an upstairs apartment. Animal control is also being dispatched.
This woman took the Bar exam while in labor!
This is amazing!
This woman took the Bar exam while she was in labor! She had to stop at one point so she could deliver the baby, but then she picked up right where she left off and finished the exam!
Goes to show you… NO EXCUSES!!
Pro Go-Kart driver throws bumper at opponent then immediately quits the sport
Alright there is a lot of fun to unpack here.
There is a pro Go-Kart circuit out there apparently, and they take it super seriously.
So seriously that after an incident, this racer threw his bumper at an opponent on the track.
Outrageous scenes in the FIA Karting World Championship final at the Lonato circuit as Luca Corberi – whose family operate the venue – threw his bumper at a rival and ignored marshals as he stormed off across the track after an incident. pic.twitter.com/PgCPs9JLlH
— RaceFans (@racefansdotnet) October 4, 2020
But he wasn’t done there. He found his opponent after the race and tried to fight him.
He then immediately retired from the sport. He swore to never race again.
What a way to go out. A true blaze of glory.
Who knew riding a scooter could be so cool
I always thought that people who ride scooters around Chicago look like big ol’ stinkin dorks.
Turned out I was completely wrong, because this guys scooter skills somehow redeem all the bird scooter riders out there.
Hopefully people start doing these tricks on the street. That would look so cool!
UFC knockout of the year!
You know what you want to see when you’re watching the UFC fights.
A knockout!
This last weekends UFC fights might have delivered the craziest knockouts you’ll ever see.
How do you even do that!
Amazing!
Queued Up Playlist 10/11
| HOUR1 | |
| 24KGoldn | Mood |
| The Dirty Nil | Doom Boy |
| Houses | Paranoid |
| Romy | Lifetime |
| Brye | Lemons |
| Nothing | Say Less |
| Washed Out | Time to Walk Away |
| The Backseat Lovers | Kilby Girl |
| Boy Pablo | Hey Girl |
| EIS | Break The Line |
| Blu De Tiger | Figure It Out |
| Dylan Cartlidge | Yellow Brick Road |
| Cold Hart/Lil Peep | Me and You |
| Tones and I | Ur So Cool |
| Jay Way | No I’m Not Ok |
| Royal and the Serpent | Overwhelmed |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Peach Tree Rascals | Mariposa |
| Leo The Kind | Ain’t Nobody Gon Judge |
| IDKHOW | Leave Me Alone |
| Fleet Foxes | Can I Believe You |
| Curtis Waters | Stunnin |
| Kennyhoopla | Lost Cause |
| Grandson | Dirty |
| Lewis del Mar | The Ceiling |
| Bea Miller | Feel Something |
| Robert Delong | Better In College |
| Bob Moses | Desire |
| Beabadoobee | Care |
| Cannons | Fire For You |
| Fontaines DC | A Hero’s Death |
| Foreign Air | The Apartment |
Lady Gaga mashed up with Linkin Park? Yup, someone did it.
If you’ve ever wondered what Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” would sound like over the music of “Faint” from Linkin Park, I have to wonder what’s going on inside that head of yours. Seriously. That just sounds like one loud, crazy circus.
For the rest of us, take a listen. I can’t believe how well it blends. Or mashes, as it were.
The 20th anniversary special edition of Hybrid Theory, featuring pictures and keepsakes from fans, just dropped in stores this week by the way. — [eric]
10.11.2020 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- Oasis – Live Forever
- Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun
- Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
- The Clash – Lost In The Supermarket
- Green Day – J.A.R.
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
- Depeche Mode – People Are People
- Sponge – Molly
- Blink 182 – The Rock Show
- Haircut 100 – Love Plus One
- Jane’s Addiction – Jane Says
- Pavement – Cut Your Hair
- Love And Rockets – So Alive
Hour 2
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
- Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
- Siouxsie And The Banshees – Cities In Dust
- Weezer – My Name Is Jonas
- Silversun Pickups – Lazy Eye
- Dramarama – Anything Anything
- Local H – Eddie Vedder
- Korn – Falling Away From Me
- New Order – Regret
- Blind Melon – No Rain
- Spoon – I Turn My Camera On
- Talking Heads – Burning Down The House
Hour 3
- Pearl Jam – Rearviewmirror
- The Cure – In Between Days
- Social Distortion – I Was Wrong
- Electronic – Getting Away With It
- Bush – Little Things
- Tegan And Sara – Back In Your Head
- R.E.M. – Stand
- Rise Against – Ready To Fall
- Garbage – Vow
- The Smiths – Ask
- Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching
- The Von Bondies – C’Mon C’Mon
- Alice In Chains – No Excuses
Hour 4
- Radiohead – High And Dry
- Letters To Cleo – Here And Now
- Beck – Devil’s Haircut
- INXS – This Time
- Veruca Salt – Seether
- A Perfect Circle – 3 Libras
- Beastie Boys – So What’cha Want
- Jesus And Mary Chain – Head On
- Bad Religion – 21st Century (Digital Boy)
- Talk Talk – It’s My Life
- No Doubt – It’s My Life
- The Replacements – I Will Dare
- Zwan – Honestly
Watch Jack White perform on ‘Saturday Night Live’
Jack White stepped in at the last minute this week to perform on the NBC institution ‘Saturday Night Live’ when country singer Morgan Waller broke the show’s COVID-19 protocols by partying like there is not a pandemic going on. White provided two separate numbers on the show hosted by stand up comedy champion Bill Burr. He performed a medley of the White Stripes deep cut
“Ball and Biscuit,” with the reimagined take on the Elephant track to feature both a slice of his Beyoncé Lemonade duet “Don’t Hurt Yourself” as well as “Jesus Is Coming Soon,” a traditional gospel song that was written during the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic. He followed this up later by tearing it down with ‘Lazeretto’.
White shared on Instagram that the guitar he used in the performance was designed by the legendary Eddie Van Halen, who passed away earlier this week.
