You read that right.
There is a dog mayor in Kentucky
Wilbur the French Bulldog wins race for Rabbit Hash mayor https://t.co/6g1naaZhwB
— WLWT (@WLWT) November 4, 2020
Posted by Rabbit Hash Historical Society on Tuesday, November 3, 2020
He is the first good boy to win the mayoral election for Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.
Congratulations on a successful campaign Mayor Wilbur!
It’s nice to know you can rely on your neighbors.
Things are sure stressful in the U.S. right now and our Canadian friends just want everyone to know that they are here for us.
Dear America:
Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly. 🇨🇦
— 🍁 Canadian Fletchy☘ (@Darth_Pingu) November 4, 2020
American friends:
If you need an Emotional Support Canadian: I’m available.
I’ve had a couple edibles, and I’m sipping some rye and water, so expect me to listen more than advise.Just know I’m here for you. pic.twitter.com/vtyNswSwTB
— Mark Piper (@mousephantbooks) November 4, 2020
We are ready to be your personal emotional support Canadian if you need us! 🤗 🇨🇦 🤗 Nothin but love here! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/4yjXYLbV3n
— Majors Sadie & Sophie 🇨🇦 (@sadie_424) November 4, 2020
Canadians are such sweeties!
You know what the worst possible thing that could happen to Mitch Trubisky after losing his job to Nick Foles?
Getting injured on the only play that he got in on during last weeks game.
Oh wait…
From NFL Now on @nflnetwork: #Bears QB Mitchell Trubisky is undergoing evaluations on his shoulder after injuring it on Sunday vs. the #Saints. There’s concern it could be a structural issue, though the extent is unclear at this point. pic.twitter.com/E2xuCxFj4K
— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) November 4, 2020
The extent of the injury is unclear. Luckily he’ll still be able to fulfill his role of standing on the sideline.
Poor guy.
This is why oceans are terrifying.
You never know when something huge is just going to pop up and swallow you whole.
Let’s just stay inside forever. It’s safe there, plus there is Netflix!
Oregon has passed a historical law on Tuesday that will, for the first time, decriminalize the possession of hard drugs.
Of course read up on the laws that were passed, don’t just go willy nilly with some hard drugs in Oregon.
But if you got them, keep them! Well, if you’re in Oregon.
When you think “dream job,” what comes to mind? Getting paid to play with puppies? listen to music? (it rules) browse the internet? If you said browse the internet then this job for Opera is for you!
Imagine getting paid for browsing the web. Imagine no more. We’re looking for a personal browser – a person whose task is to browse the web. Yup, you heard us right.
Sounds like a joke? It sure isn’t.
As a “Personal Browser” your task is to browse the far corners of the web and talk about the fun and the weird stuff you come across. We will help you to find the good stuff – as, quite frankly, we have seen it all. Your work days will be shared online.
For this important role, we’re looking for the kind of person who loves silly memes, watching baby seal videos and studying conspiracy theories. Yes, you.
You can think of it as a damn great gig. You’ll get paid €8,000 for two weeks of something you’d otherwise do for fun. You can finally turn your pleasure into business, browse for money. Now, that’s the easiest coin you will ever earn. And you can do it from anywhere in the world.
We don’t demand much from you
- You love the web
- You know what a browser is
- You talk to yourself, a lot
- You have a computer and a stable internet connection
- You speak fluent English
- You are at least 18 years old
Just imagine all the weird stuff you will find! Find out how to apply HERE. <3 Lauren
Photo by Matthew Henry from Burst
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week.
WHOSE KAREN IS IT!!!!!!
This week our Karen post reminds us to remind you to wear your mask!
YIKES. Karen, read the room!
Where is this Karen from? Do you think you know?
Keep sending in your Karen posts!
Next time you go to flush, don’t forget to close the lid first!!!
New studies show that when you flush it creates a “toilet plume”, which sounds gross, because it is!
Tiny aerosol fecal particles get flung all around your bathroom every time you flush.
Gross.
So don’t forget to close that toilet lid!
These delivery drivers will do whatever it takes to get you your package.
Even if that means taking on a dog.
Tip your delivery driver. They deserve it.
You know how some movies about cooking have a chef consultant on their set.
Well it turns out Eddie Vedder was Bradley Cooper’s rockstar consultant for ‘A Star is Born’.
I don’t think there was a better guy for the job!
If you’re eating breakfast you better stop now.
There is a man who has invented a robot that can insert a contact into his eye for him.
And it’s gross.
That is so nasty. I could have gone my entire life without seeing this.
Cool robot though! 10/10 good job.
A Japanese adult film company Soft on Demand just opened up their very own five story ‘adults only’ theme park in the red-light district of Tokyo, Japan. They are calling it SOD Land.
The 18 and up theme park only costs $5 to enter, and has real life adult film stars serve guests.
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Sorry kids, Mickey and Goofy are no where to be found at this theme park. This one is just for grown ups!
If you REALLY want to start sending people naked pictures of yourself . . . and who doesn’t? … but you’re worried about those pictures getting leaked, here’s a solution.
There’s a new app called e-gree that lets you create a legally-binding non-disclosure agreement with someone before you start sexting.
Once you both sign the NDA, if they leak your nude photos, you can sue them and have the same legal standing you’d have if a lawyer had drawn up the contract for you
You can download e-gree for free for Apple or Android, and if you want to set up one of these sexting NDAs, it’s only 99 cents.
(The Sun)
Happy Birthday to Tim McIlrath of our beloved hometown heroes Rise Against. His passion for music, doing what’s right, and representing Chicago in such a special way has never wavered since the band broke out to be a worldwide sensation. Over the years at PIqniq, the Nights We Stole Christmas, and even just running him into on the streets like right after playing Wrigley Field, Tim has always just been down to Earth around these larger-than-life situations. Let’s celebrate our special times with Tim and the RA gang down below.
Listen to our new long-form interview on our new History of Alternative with Tim McIlrath about how politics have inspired some incredible songs in the alternative space.
Feeling a Halloween candy hangover? Listen to RA’s Tim sing Misfits ‘Halloween’ with Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance, Mike Herrera of MxPx/Goldfinger, Angels & Airwaves drummer Atom Willard, and Ryan ‘Fluff’ Bruce from Dragged Under.
At Piqniq saw two superheroes unite to bring ‘power to the people’ as Tom Morello had McIlrath join him on-stage with a lot of WKQX listeners. It was surreal to say the least. Watch this wild video of that here.
Spend some time with this special Lounge session we taped with Tim and our various interviews with him through the years.
There is nothing better than a passive aggressive note.
Well, unless you are on the receiving end of one I suppose.
Haven’t had enough?
Well here is a list of 40 more for your viewing pleasure.
So, what does your pee color say about your health?
There is a perfect range where you want to be.
Check this article out here to check out what your pee color is trying to tell you!
You can always tell who the bad kids are.
Theres just something about them…
Ok, this kid actually rules. I can admit it.
So there is some bad news.
Of all the videos on YouTube, every single one of them, this is the most viewed of all time.
Over seven billion views.
This is so wrong. I can’t get it out of my head!
This cat is no longer an only child and it is not too happy about it.
Guy’s bringing home a new addition to the household for the first time. Sleep with one eye open buddy. 😏😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4nrH7sYE3s
— Fred Schultz (@fred035schultz) November 1, 2020
I’m sure they’ll warm up to each other!
Remember last weeks Karen who didn’t want your lame tick-or-treat candy? Well she’s posted again!
Turns out things did not go so smoothly on Halloween in her neighborhood…
Evanston! Are you better than this?
Share this post so our Karen can see!!!
