Chicagoland police scanner weekend roundup

Monday morning is the best morning!

Because we get to see what whacky crimes were reported on the CPD scanner over the weekend.

Here is what we heard this weekend:

Friday 4:19PM – 1440 South In Naperville – Man rollerblading in Lowe’s claiming to be Borat. He’s refusing to leave until JP Pritzker speaks to him. 

Friday 11:50PM – 6002 W Monee Manhattan Rd in Monee. – Man locked out of his semi in women’s lingerie. Says his date won’t let him back in his truck and is afraid she is going to steal it. 

Part 1 – Saturday 8:40PM  – Arlington Heights – officers requested at the Arlington heights race track metra train stop. White female mid 30’s on tracks. 

Part 2 – 8:51PM – Arlington Heights – Woman was putting her wedding ring on the metra tracks. She states her husband drank her last beer and she wants a divorce. 

Part 1 – Sunday 2:18 PM – inappropriate kite being flown at Montrose beach. 

Part 2 – 2:35PM – 2 men removed from Montrose beach for flying adult plastic dolls as kites.

This high school quarterback is 300 lbs!

Clocking in at six feet tall, three hundred ten pounds, this high school QB will make you rethink everything you think you know about football.

He is, quite simply, electric.

He needs to be in the NFL someday.

We NEED this.

Plot twist of the century

This Tiktok will take you on a roller coaster of emotions.

I promise the end will shock you.

Maybe them getting back together had nothing to do with the baby!

You never know!

I mean I feel like she’d mention that part in the Tiktok but… You know what, never mind.

What stay-at-home advisory means for Chicago attractions

The recent surge in positive Coronavirus cases in Illinois has caused a new city wide stay-at-home advisory in Chicago.

It is more of a strong suggestion from city officials, but one that should be listened to.

This however could have. negative impact on the already struggling Chicago attractions.

Wear your mask, don’t go to parties!

Do your part to slow this spread down so we can go back outside eventually!

Queued Up Playlist- 11/15/20

HOUR 1
Billie Eilish Therefore I Am
Cold Hart/Lil Peep Me and You
jxdn So What
Nothing Say Less
ONR Must Stop
Two Feet Think I’m Crazy
Cautious Clay Agreeable
Sir Chloe Michelle
Kennyhoopla Lost Cause
The Backseat Lovers Kilby Girl
Houses Paranoid
Gorillaz The Valley of the Pagans
Jay Way No I’m Not Ok
Washed Out Time to Walk Away
Giant Rooks Heat Up
HOUR 2
Finneas Can’t Wait to be Dead
Clairo Sofia
Lewis Del Mar The Ceiling
Left Field Messiah Fuzz Machine
Ritt Momney Put Your Records On
Beabadoobee Care
TV Priest Decoration
Grandson Dirty
Bea Miller Feel Something
Kiwi Jr Cooler Returns
Laura Jane Grace Swimming Pool Song
Dreamers True Crime
Foreign Air The Apartment
Bakar 1st Time
Little Hurt My Head Hurts
Foo Fighters Shame Shame
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11.15.2020 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • The Damned – Smash It Up
  • Cake – Rock N Roll Lifestyle
  • Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
  • Psychedelic Furs – The Ghost In You
  • Beck – E-Pro
  • Tori Amos – God
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – People Are Strange
  • Wolfmother – Woman
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Eye
  • Falco – Der Kommissar
  • The Cure – Why Can’t I Be You?
  • The Flys – Got You (Where I Want You)
  • Garbage – Stupid Girl

Hour 2

  • The Plimsouls – A Million Miles Away
  • Good Charlotte – Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • Hoodoo Gurus – What’s My Scene
  • Cracker – Get Off This
  • Hot Hot Heat – Bandages
  • The Smiths – Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
  • Orgy – Blue Monday
  • The Killers – Read My Mind
  • Toad The Wet Sprocket – All I Want
  • Alanis Morrissette – You Oughta Know
  • Muse – Hysteria
  • Jesus Jones – Right Here, Right Now
  • Husker Du – Could You Be The One?


Hour 3

  • Devo – Whip It
  • White Stripes – My Doorbell
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Unglued
  • Blur – There’s No Other Way
  • Hole – Malibu
  • Jimmy Eat World – Pain
  • Radiohead – Karma Police
  • Geggy Tah – Whoever You Are
  • Social Distortion – Ring Of Fire
  • Icicle Works – (Birds Fly) Whisper To A Scream
  • Liz Phair – Supernova
  • A Perfect Circle – Judith
  • The Clash – Clampdown

Hour 4

  • Belly – Feed The Tree
  • Depeche Mode – Never Let Me Down Again
  • The Strokes – Hard To Explain
  • The Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
  • Bad Religion – Sorrow
  • Len – Steal My Sunshine
  • The Cult – Fire Woman
  • Ned’s Atomic Dustbin – Grey Cell Green
  • Alice In Chains – Got Me Wrong
  • Amy Winehouse – You Know I’m No Good
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Impression That I Get
  • The Stone Roses – Love Spreads

Dad unfortunatley removes his own eyebrows by mistake

 

Listen, to the Dads out there who do not know how to properly apply the rejuvenating facial masks: please ask for help!

Over in Scotland this Dad (or “Dah”) paid the price. He removed his own eyebrows when he did not read the instructions correctly. The video proof sees his kids cackling with laughter at the results.

You can watch it all peel into a disaster here. 

Speaking with the Mirror, he said the following:

“She said everywhere except your eyes, so I put it everywhere except my eyes. How was I to know you weren’t meant to put it on your eyebrows and lips?”

 

Foo Fighters streaming TONIGHT from the Roxy in LA

You may have heard us talking about it on 101WKQX but it’s happening tonight at the Roxy in Hollywood, Foo Fighters LIVE! Fresh off a buzzed-about performance last weekend on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and the release of their new single ‘Shame Shame’, the Foos will jam out for everyone worldwide in a safe and socially distant way. A portion of the proceeds from the live-streamed show will go to Sweet Relief. Since 1993, Sweet Relief Musicians Fund provides financial assistance to all types of career musicians and music industry workers who are struggling to make ends meet while facing illness, disability, or age-related problems. Sweet Relief is providing immediate assistance to anyone in the music industry who has been financially impacted by COVID-19. You can help out or apply for help at sweetrelief.org. 

HOW TO ORDER AND WATCH:

Saturday, Nov. 14, starting at 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m CST. Tickets are $15 and available from the band’s website, and the full stream can be replayed for 48 hours from the start of the show. Special limited-edition merch will also be available. Some fans have asked where the link to buy the stream is, it’s right here.

If you want the full expierence, get that HDMI cord connected to your TV and leave yourself some dancing room!

Foo Fighters latest album ‘Medicine At Midnight’ drops on Febuary 5, 2021.

 

 

XBox warns players to “not blow vape smoke” into new console.

Did you get your hands on the new Series X console? Good for you — because it’s nearly impossible to snag the new XBox or Playstation 5, for that matter. In fact, they’ve been going for up to 4X the price on eBay.  Ouch.

If you do have one, it would be my advice to, you know — just play games on it. And not blow vape smoke into it, like many people have been in videos on social media.

Seems these people are copycatting someone that supposedly showed the new gaming console “overheating.” You can see how they are pulling off the effect below.  Clearly fake news, in any language.  — [eric]

Would you send a hotter lookalike to your high school reunion?

VICE is known for producing some very interesting documentaries but this one sticks out especially if you did not think you were cool in high school. VICE’s Oobah Butler via his app, Oobah connects people with people who look like them to go do things they just do not want to do. Stephen in Maryland does not want to go back to his high school reunion and this huge project is put together to send a hotter and more sociable ‘Stephen’ in his place.

They cast the lookalike and found a musician to play the role who actually looks like Stephen but certainly has the more ideal look that might impress people who have not seen him in years. It is quite the 22-minute watch and he has to get a big ‘tattoo’ that says ‘CHICKS DIG ME’ on his back before he thrills his classmates as if he is an international touring rock musician and not a dentist. You are rooting for the prank to be pulled off without a hitch but then there is a huge awkward scene that we will not spoil here.

Tyler Joseph’s “Christmas Party” live-stream set for December 8th

 

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In a video post on Instagram, Twenty One Pilots Tyler Joseph announced he will be presenting a Christmas party themed live-stream via Twitch on December 8th as part of a big Fortnite tournament going on simultaneously. The stream will run three hours, so clikkies prepare to freak out for the holidays and meme it all up.

TOP is working on a new album with their time in quarantine but there is no timetable for when fans can expect to hear any new music. Joseph and drummer  Josh Dun did release one of the best alt songs of this very crappy year ‘

Here is a funky rendition of the song performed on ‘The Tonight Show’ with help from their friends in Mutemath.

 

 

All 50 States Ranked by Their Love of Pickles

This might be the most important ranking of the states all year.

For some reason, a career website called Zippia just released the results of a study ranking all 50 states by how much they love pickles.

The rankings are based on things like the states’ cucumber production . . . the number of searches for recipes involving pickles . . . and overall Google searches for pickles.

The 10 states that love pickles the most are:  Maine . . . Vermont . . . North Dakota . . . South Dakota . . . West Virginia . . . Arkansas . . . Minnesota . . . Mississippi . . . Kentucky . . . and Wisconsin.

And the 10 that love pickles the least are:  Hawaii . . . Nevada . . . Florida . . . New Jersey . . . Arizona . . . Maryland . . . South Carolina . . . Connecticut . . . New York . . . and Colorado.

(Zippia

(Here’s the map with the results for every state.)

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Your Thanksgiving dinner needs more Cheetos

We are at the “cooking (and bartending) with Cheetos” part of the 2020 experiment.  They are putting out a holiday cookbook (that has already sold out for now) but you can still get some pretty intense looking recipes HERE to delight/horrify your family this Thanksgiving.

Like the  CHEETOS® Sweet ‘N’ Spicy Chili Meatballs and Five-Alarm CHEETOS® Steak followed by Chester Cheetah’s CHEETOS® Churros (rated four stars!) and wash it all down with a Flamin’ Hot® Limón Mango Jello Shot or even better; the CHEETOS® MOUNTAIN DEW® Mule  because nothing matters anymore so you may as well drink your cheetos and mountain dew at the same time.  <3 Lauren

Thumbnail photo by Adrien Olichon from Burst

Xbox has to issue a strange warning to gamers

The new gaming consoles are finally here! You should be super excited, but first make sure to read this important safety concern that Xbox has had to put out.

People seem to be putting around false rumors that the new Xbox Series X overheats and starts smoking! Turns out it was just some knuckleheads blowing their fat vape clouds into the system.

Don’t vape on your new toys!

This Year, Make Your Christmas Tree Out of Green Whiskey Bottles

This seems like an appropriate Chicago Christmas tree for 2020.

The people at Jameson Irish Whiskey have come up with something called a WHISKEY TREE . . . where instead of buying a Christmas tree, you stack a bunch of green liquor bottles into a pyramid.

You can do it yourself, or win one from them . . . they’re giving away seven trees that are almost nine feet tall and are made entirely of whiskey bottles.

 

(Here’s a picture.)

 

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