Thanksgiving is going to be very interesting this year. It’ll be very different from what we are all used to.
One thing will never change though, a Karen will always be a Karen.
Is she wrong about this? And more importantly, where in the Chicagoland area is she from!
This is such sad news.
The Shedd Aquarium will be shutting it’s doors to the public until January due to recent surges of COVID-19 cases.
At least we might get some more wandering penguin videos!
Hopefully January will bring better news and we can go back to seeing all the animals once again!
It’s almost Christmas music season.
Why listen to all that drab old stuff when you can spice it up a little with a metal cover?
Thanks to August Burns Red you can now!
Don’t you feel that holiday spirit!
Oh, that actually might be adrenaline…
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is coming back to HBO Max.
Will Smith teased all of us with the newest trailer for the show.
Oh I can’t wait!
What reboot are you most excited about coming out!?!
Whatever plans you have for November 27th should be canceled so you can listen to Miley Cyrus’ rock album titled “Plastic Hearts.”
It’s going to be full of songs with this type of energy and we couldn’t be any more excited for it!
Here is the album’s artwork and the track list:
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This is going to be so good!
Repeat after me: You’re not “wasting four hours a day playing video games” . . . you’re “devoting four hours a day to wellness.”
According to a new study out of Oxford University, playing video games can be GOOD for your mental health. The researchers found people who played video games had a better sense of wellbeing than people who didn’t.
The researchers specifically tested “Animal Crossing” for Nintendo and found, quote, “If you play four hours a day of ‘Animal Crossing’, you’re a much happier human being.”
You know what sounds so cool.
A suit that allows you to fly thats powered completely on electricity.
Oh wait, what’s that BMW?
This would be even cooler if they could somehow design one of these suits to not look so dorky.
Maybe that’s just me though!
The passing of Eddie Van Halen broke everyone’s heart who loves music.
But besides being a rock star, he was also a dad.
His son, Wolfgang, wanted to show the world that in his touching musical tribute to the late and great guitarist.
Love you, Pop. pic.twitter.com/AByAsWcuTD
— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) November 16, 2020
Amazing.
I’m sure Eddie would be proud.
I know we all feel like this Subway employee at work sometimes…
I don’t think there are any rules that say you can’t fall asleep on a customers sandwich technically, so I think she’ll be ok!
Does Subway serve coffee? I think they could use some!
Finally, a company looking out for all the people with messed up guts.
Oreo just announced via Twitter that they are releasing gluten free Oreos!
Milk’s Favorite Cookie, now in a Gluten Free version. Coming January 2021. pic.twitter.com/2wbBB5MpwQ
— OREO Cookie (@Oreo) November 16, 2020
Celiac brethren! Rise up! We can finally dunk Oreos!!
Jack Black has been joyful, silly, and playful for years in our ears with Tenacious D and on-screen in many films. He delivered his always-having-fun attitude on social media this week by dawning some short-shorts and getting soaked by hose as he twerked down his own version of the uber-popular ‘WAP’ dance from Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B. As you can see below, he owned it.
Now we know the song is controversial to some, draw the ire of talk show host Ben Shapiro who read the edited lyrics of ‘WAP’ on his show. As Justin of the KQX Morning Crew put it, it was not supposed to be funny but it was.
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This hasn’t been a good year for the name “Karen” . . . and it seems like quite a few of them are about to call up Tinder and ask to speak to the manager.
According to a new study, women named Karen say their name is ruining their love lives.
They’re getting 31% fewer matches on dating apps than last year and 33% fewer responses to messages they send.
Even women who use a different spelling like C-A-R-E-N or K-A-R-I-N have seen a 22% drop in matches.
Monday morning is the best morning!
Because we get to see what whacky crimes were reported on the CPD scanner over the weekend.
Here is what we heard this weekend:
Friday 4:19PM – 1440 South In Naperville – Man rollerblading in Lowe’s claiming to be Borat. He’s refusing to leave until JP Pritzker speaks to him.
Friday 11:50PM – 6002 W Monee Manhattan Rd in Monee. – Man locked out of his semi in women’s lingerie. Says his date won’t let him back in his truck and is afraid she is going to steal it.
Part 1 – Saturday 8:40PM – Arlington Heights – officers requested at the Arlington heights race track metra train stop. White female mid 30’s on tracks.
Part 2 – 8:51PM – Arlington Heights – Woman was putting her wedding ring on the metra tracks. She states her husband drank her last beer and she wants a divorce.
Part 1 – Sunday 2:18 PM – inappropriate kite being flown at Montrose beach.
Part 2 – 2:35PM – 2 men removed from Montrose beach for flying adult plastic dolls as kites.
Clocking in at six feet tall, three hundred ten pounds, this high school QB will make you rethink everything you think you know about football.
He is, quite simply, electric.
How do you stop Howard Brown of Lincoln Prep? Breaking ankles on a 27-yard run pic.twitter.com/bhrxfR4YKa
— Uclick TV (@UclickTv) October 10, 2020
Iowa State QB commit Howard Brown is 310 pounds and runs like this. 😲
Somewhere, @JaredLorenzen22 is smiling… pic.twitter.com/qfr6g8WAA1
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) November 12, 2020
He needs to be in the NFL someday.
We NEED this.
A guard dog is terrifying.
But you know what’s even scarier?
A guard dog that is also trained in the art of the blade!
Yeah… I think that house is going to be protected pretty well!
This Tiktok will take you on a roller coaster of emotions.
I promise the end will shock you.
Maybe them getting back together had nothing to do with the baby!
You never know!
I mean I feel like she’d mention that part in the Tiktok but… You know what, never mind.
The recent surge in positive Coronavirus cases in Illinois has caused a new city wide stay-at-home advisory in Chicago.
It is more of a strong suggestion from city officials, but one that should be listened to.
This however could have. negative impact on the already struggling Chicago attractions.
Wear your mask, don’t go to parties!
Do your part to slow this spread down so we can go back outside eventually!
| HOUR 1 | |
| Billie Eilish | Therefore I Am |
| Cold Hart/Lil Peep | Me and You |
| jxdn | So What |
| Nothing | Say Less |
| ONR | Must Stop |
| Two Feet | Think I’m Crazy |
| Cautious Clay | Agreeable |
| Sir Chloe | Michelle |
| Kennyhoopla | Lost Cause |
| The Backseat Lovers | Kilby Girl |
| Houses | Paranoid |
| Gorillaz | The Valley of the Pagans |
| Jay Way | No I’m Not Ok |
| Washed Out | Time to Walk Away |
| Giant Rooks | Heat Up |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Finneas | Can’t Wait to be Dead |
| Clairo | Sofia |
| Lewis Del Mar | The Ceiling |
| Left Field Messiah | Fuzz Machine |
| Ritt Momney | Put Your Records On |
| Beabadoobee | Care |
| TV Priest | Decoration |
| Grandson | Dirty |
| Bea Miller | Feel Something |
| Kiwi Jr | Cooler Returns |
| Laura Jane Grace | Swimming Pool Song |
| Dreamers | True Crime |
| Foreign Air | The Apartment |
| Bakar | 1st Time |
| Little Hurt | My Head Hurts |
| Foo Fighters | Shame Shame |
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Hour 2
Hour 3
Hour 4
Listen, to the Dads out there who do not know how to properly apply the rejuvenating facial masks: please ask for help!
Over in Scotland this Dad (or “Dah”) paid the price. He removed his own eyebrows when he did not read the instructions correctly. The video proof sees his kids cackling with laughter at the results.
You can watch it all peel into a disaster here.
Speaking with the Mirror, he said the following:
“She said everywhere except your eyes, so I put it everywhere except my eyes. How was I to know you weren’t meant to put it on your eyebrows and lips?”
