If you’re out to make somebody’s day worse by trying to rob them, then I think you deserve a nice heaping dose of instant karma.
Take this as a warning.
So maybe don’t be a jerk!
The world is always watching.
If you’re out to make somebody’s day worse by trying to rob them, then I think you deserve a nice heaping dose of instant karma.
Take this as a warning.
So maybe don’t be a jerk!
The world is always watching.
Ricky Gervais is full of some pretty whacky ideas, but his dying wish is pretty out there…
Here is how he says he wants to move onto the afterlife.
I’m sure the London Zoo is a wonderful place and all…
But what about just quietly passing on in your sleep!?!?!
You know what, different strokes for different folks!
I wish I loved something as much as this kid loves Chipotle.
@jdeetx#chipotleismylife will be aired on MTV Ridiculousness Thank you all for the ♥️ @daviddobrik @ridiculousness @chipotle #chipotleisdelicous #anesthesia
Chin up buddy, you’ll be back slamming burritos in no time!
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Saw Foo Fighters on Austin City Limits last night. They’ve been doing archival footage lately and this is probably one of my favorite renditions of “My Hero” from a performance they did back in 2008. Check it out! Looking forward to the band releasing Medicine at Midnight on February 5th… — [eric]
[📷: Danny Clinch/RCA Records]
For the first time in five very long years (minus the acoustic taste of ‘Endlessly‘) there is new Chevelle for our earholes!! Their ninth full length will be not be country and not titled ‘Mother Earth’ as suggested by the band at Lollapalooza 2019 (remember festivals?!) It will be called ‘Niratias’ and will be unleashed upon us on March 5. Check out the first offering clocking in at a scathing 5:57: ‘Self Destructor’ <3 Lauren
Lyrics:
How many ways
And how many words
Safe in your lies but can’t ignore it allYou aren’t at all right
Ten million other livesWell it’s to much to lose
It’s time, or self destructThey don’t care what the science says
They don’t want to talkCuz this time ready or not, This time you fought us all
Cuz time you aren’t at all right, You aren’t at all right
Ten million other livesHow can we save
And how in this time
The lessons we learned
To rescue the mind before it’s goneWell it’s to much to lose
It’s time, or self destruct
They don’t care what the science says
They don’t want to talkWell it’s to much to lose
It’s time, or self destruct
They don’t care what the science says
They don’t want to talkCuz this time ready or not, This time you fought us all
Cuz this time your doubling down,
This time you’ll work alone
Cuz time you aren’t at all,
RightIt’s like war x2
Bite your tongue this Nosferatu ways
It’s minimal these stomach knots
This conscious can’t hide from his soul
Till now
It’s like war x5Go Fight yourself
Cuz this ready or not, this time you fought us all
Cuz this time your doubling down this time
You aren’t at all, right
You aren’t at all, right
Guns n’ Roses borrowed Dave Grohl‘s rock throne after Axl Rose broke his foot when the reunited group was about to tour in 2016. And Grohl says he got a great guitar as a thank-you.
Grohl had the throne built-in 2015 so he could still do Foo Fighters shows after breaking his leg in Sweden, and he tells Classic Rock, “So Axl took it out with Guns n’ Roses, then he took it out with AC/DC, and then all of a sudden I became the guy you come to if you break a limb on tour, like Thrones R Us.”
After the throne was returned, Axl wanted to give Grohl a very special thank-you gift. “He had Slash go pick me a guitar. And he picked me an early-’60s Gibson ES 335 Dot, which to this day is the nicest guitar I have ever played in my life. It was an incredibly kind and classy gesture, and I was very appreciative.”
Now, I know this guy is rocking an Aaron Rodgers jersey, which is just terrible, but I think all us Bears fans can agree that this is awesome.
This guy finished chemotherapy, beat cancer, and celebrated by shotgunning a beer!
Ever shotgun a beer in a hospital? Done with chemo. Done with cancer! @AaronRodgers12 @PatMcAfeeShow @nelkboys @DavidBakhtiari pic.twitter.com/yzRDxkP4Ig
— blom (@blomdotcomm) January 6, 2021
This might be the best celebration ever.
Congrats to this guy!
And Bear Down!!!
This is a video you could probably have gone your entire life without seeing.
But you’re here, so why not stay around awhile!
Now we don’t know the full story here, maybe there is a reason for this guy to be licking an old dirty boot on a train during a global pandemic.
But realistically there isn’t!
And that is really the beauty of life.
Happy Friday!
Elon Musk passed Jeff Bezos as the richest person on the planet on Wednesday.
Musk is now worth $185 billion.
What can you even do with $185 billion?
I guess he can afford to only eat using Uber Eats for the rest of his life. Well, maybe. Those delivery costs are so expensive!!!
TikTok has convinced me that no one actually looks like what they actually look like.
Look at how different this lady can make herself look with makeup!
@im.carlybMother in laws makeup next? THANK YOU FOR 70K 🎉 ##afterglow ##ProjectCar ##OnTheIce ##makeuplooks ##gamergoals ##fyp ##foryou ##myroutine ##mystyle ##mygoals
That being said, this is so cool.
I can barley brush my hair let alone transform my entire face!
Remember the days when people used to just meet each other out in the real world, go on dates, get into relationships…
Well it’s 2021. We have online dating. People don’t even have to really ever meet each other.
Check out this “relationship” for example.
@itsjamiebiotch🥚🥚🥚😏
This is a joke right?
If so, hilarious.
If not…
This week is the anniversary of David Bowie’s birth and death. Jon Manley & James VanOsdol dig into the Thin White Duke’s career in the latest episode of the History of Alternative podcast!
Logan Paul really thinks he has a chance at beating Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match that is coming up next month.
Mike Tyson, luckily, gave the YouTuber a needed dose of reality.
I’m even more excited now knowing Mike Tyson has absolutely zero faith in Paul.
This guy might be the only person to break into a bank not looking for money.
He was actually just after a microwave to heat up his Hot Pocket.
And he has zero regrets over being caught.
You better believe it was worth it.
Hot Pockets are such a treat!
Way to kick someone while they’re down…
Four men tried to break into Dr Dre’s house while he is being hospitalized for a brain aneurysm.
Not only should they get charged with attempted breaking and entering, but they should also get another charge stacked on top for just being plain jerks!
Come on, how could you do a guy like this!
There is a special place in Hell for the people who are out there stealing packages off of people’s porches.
It’s nice to see that it doesn’t always work out for them.
Like this guy!
That’s what you get buddy!
If your Christmas tree is still sitting in your house, here’s an option instead of dragging it out to the curb: Serve it for dinner.
There’s a new cookbook out from a, quote, “artisan baker and cook” in the U.K. named Julia Georgallis called “How to Eat Your Christmas Tree”. And it features dozens of recipes you can make using your tree.
For example, Christmas-Cured Fish uses almost a pound of needles for decoration and flavoring. With Christmas Tree Pickles, you throw a handful of needles into a jar with your pickles for a month.
There’s even ICE CREAM flavored with blue spruce needles and ginger.
Julia says she created the book so people would get better use out of their trees . . . rather than chopping down 30 million trees every year and then throwing them away.
Plus, quote, “I don’t know why it’s so weird because we eat and we forage so many [other] plants.”
Front Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash
Holidays are all about giving.
It’s the thought that counts in a gift right?
Apparently not to this Karen!
He paid off her car and she is still angry!
I hope she enjoys Australia alone. Can you even go there right now???
Alright Chicago, what neighborhood is claiming this Karen?
Who hurt this man so bad that he had to do a full on cover of MCR at a wedding!?!?!
Who hurt this man? @5thyear (Via ig:hutchnast)
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 5, 2021
A wedding does seem like a strange place to be belting out some emo rock, but hey people celebrate differently.
You know what, he killed it. Get this man a record deal ASAP!