Confession: I’ve been guilty of daydreaming about Michael Jordan’s Highland Park compound more times that I feel comfortable admitting. (It’s still for sale, by the way).
Saturday Night Live combined the world’s obsession with real estate porn — well, with the real stuff. And if you’ve ever watched TV commercials in the wee hours of the morning, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I just wish they would have put in an 800-number. For old times sake. — [eric]
It’s her second solo record following last year’s “Petals for Armor”. All 14 songs were written, performed and recorded at her home studio.
“This isn’t really a follow-up to Petals for Armor. If anything, it’s a prequel, or some sort of detour between parts 1 and 2 of Petals. The meaning of the album as a whole is maybe entirely different from diving into each song in particular.”
Another reason to subscribe to Apple TV+, ( in addition to the Beastie Boys documentary) they are releasing a Billie Eilish piece, watch the two trailers below for ‘The World’s A Little Blurry’ <3 Lauren
“Billie Eilish: The World’s A Little Blurry” tells the true coming-of-age story of the singer-songwriter and her rise to global superstardom. From award-winning filmmaker R.J. Cutler, the documentary offers a deeply intimate look at this extraordinary teenager’s journey, at just seventeen years old, navigating life on the road, on stage, and at home with her family, while writing, recording and releasing her debut album “WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?”
Yes, you read that right. The Texas Police Department issued an alert for the infamous evil doll this week. According to the police, this message was sent out by accident as they were testing the server…which sounds like what Chucky would want you to think.
Texas Alerts system accidentally sent out an Amber Alert for Chucky and his child on Friday morning 🤦🏽♂️😩 pic.twitter.com/sSq0DbIZmw
As the battle of scientists vs. dumb people sharing misinformation on Facebook wages on, it’s important to take all of the scientific victories that we can get. This one is huge. According to a Dutch study, man is inherently bad. Not evil – but bad.The study pointed out that drinking booze can help sharpen your foreign language skills.
The Dutch claim that only a select number of people will look down on you for drinking and swearing. The rest will encourage it! So grab a beer and start to cheer because science is on our side.
A man in California is on the run after holding a Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles at gunpoint after they refused to serve him without a mask on. This story happens in two parts. He was first denied service after refusing to wear a mask, then he returned to the store later in the day, demanding all of the chicken & waffles available, before fleeing once again.
Is this the most extreme anti-mask behavior you’ve seen? Sound off on Facebook and let us know what wildness has unfolded in front of you.
For $19.99, you can arm you and your family with one of the most needed tools around. The official Poop Knife is now available on Amazon, and we know you’re going to need this.
Designed to help big deuces drop down the toilet easier, this 9 inch pole will help break up your drops into small, more digestible pieces for the toilet. For as much tension and strife as there is around the country, the fact that we can all now own our very own Poop Knife should be able to bring us together. This is truly American innovation at its finest.
Romance blossomed in Florida this week as an attempted burglary suspect attempted to get a lighter sentence with some of the most genuine flattery we’ve ever heard. As soon as the man steps in front of the camera, we hear him say, “”Judge, you are so gorgeous, so gorgeous, judge.” He’s not wrong, but it didn’t help him get a lighter sentence.
Was this man in the wrong? Should you be allowed to shoot your shot, whenever and wherever? Let us know on Facebook what you think of this situation.
Ready to feel old? Coming to America came out 33 years ago! Akeem and Semmi return in Coming 2 America coming to Amazon Prime Video March 5th. Watch the new trailer now! <3 Lauren
Today we shine the Support Chicago spotlight on Chitownpaws.
For over 2 years, Chitownpaws have been caring for the pets of our families in our local area.
They love caring for and connecting with animals and creating everlasting relationships. They provide care for your pet as if they were their own, and ensure that they receive the highest quality care while you’re away.
Put this one in the history books. Living in a post-Dude Perfect universe, it’s hard to be impressed by trick shots, but this man blew us away with this shot.
How did he decide to do this? Did he think the one thing missing from rock climbing was basketball? Did he lose a bet? Did he have more than one basketball up on the cliff or was he going to have to chase his shot if he missed? It’s amazing just how ridiculous this shot was.
Lil Uzi Vert, one of Philadelphia’s greatest exports, has been spotted with a 24 million dollar diamond embedded directly onto his forehead. Uzi has been known to be a weirdo, but this takes it ta a whole new level.
Jewelry professionals have noted that these types of piercings are often rejected by the body and must be abandoned relatively quickly. In Uzi’s case, we hope it stays like this. We kind of like the way it looks!
Have you ever treated malaria with “the magic word?” Or asthma with cigarettes? These are real treatments that existed in the old world.
What’s the wildest medical remedy that you remember hearing as a kid? Did any of them work? Let us know on Facebook, especially if anyone has a way to get rid the hiccups.
Despite the murky vaccination timeline that is currently plaguing society, the leading thought seems to be that hopefully by May, we are all starting to make reservations to get the vaccine. If you’re stuck at home and you’ve quit on home yoga and you’ve run out of shows to stream, we recommend digging an old video game system out of the garage because it’s going to be nearly impossible to get the new Xbox (Xbox Series X) before the end of June, according to Microsoft.
Is it wrong that once we get the vaccine, we kind of just want to stay home and play our new Xbox? I know it’s been hard to go outside for a year now, but those graphics are so good that it feels like we’re outside.
In 49 states, it’s just basketball. In Indiana it’s two-sports-in-one as not only are men focusing on getting the ball in the hoop, but a handful of coaches over time have been known to launch a chair or two onto the court. This started in 1985 when professional bully Bobby Knight whipped a chair onto the court and it happened again this week when a coach from Gary, Indiana flung a chair in the direction of the referee.
So I just saw this video from a high school game last night in Indiana. You’ve got to be kidding me that there are still coaches doing this. Referees don’t deserve this type of disrespect. I wonder what the @IHSAA1 is doing? #Ridiculouspic.twitter.com/ohmlOlh0hi
We're proud to bring our annual #BlackHistoryMonth concert to the digital stage feat. powerful performances by CCC singers and GRAMMY Award-winning guest artists @lisafischersing and @Ranky_Tanky.
And in case you missed it, Chance The Rapper, Peter CottonTale and Cynthia Erivo brought the Chicago Children’s Choir and Chicago Youth Orchestras on the Late Show after the inauguration:
We’ve got a doozy for you this week, folks. Someone is pissed about people accomplishing personal goals and being proud of them.
We know you’ve got an opinion on this. Join the conversation on Facebook and let us know either why this Karen is wrong, or why she kind of has a point. Go!
The way we see this, you’re either super cool for wanting to take work off after the Super Bowl, or you’re the adult equivalent of the kid that’s asked the teacher for homework. Enjoy the day off! Let this gain some momentum!
According to a recent survey, nearly 50% of people that were asked said they would gladly trade in a holiday such as President’s Day or Indigenous People’s Day to get Super Bowl Monday off instead. Another 10% said they could be talked into it depending on what teams were playing in the big game. We fully support this idea and think that it could help restore unity within our country.