Nine Pounds of Erectile Dysfunction Pills Confiscated at O’Hare

One traveler had big plans ahead of him. Alas, pesky customs agents prematurely ended his plans. When the man, who was traveling from India, was asked why he had $100,000 of pills with him, he said they were “for friends”. Hopefully his friends weren’t scheduling a date night around that delivery.

The pills were taken were generic forms of Viagra and seeing as how it is prescription medication from another country, it was banned from entering the US. He’s just lucky he didn’t have to do any hard time.

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Man Falls Asleep, Eats AirPods

A man in Massachusetts fell asleep with his AirPods in and when he woke up, he noticed that one of them was missing. That missing Airpod turned out to be in his throat.

The man is embarrassed by the situation, but who hasn’t eaten something weird? We literally all have. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten? Sound off on Facebook and let us know what crazy stuff you’ve consumed.

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Man Builds Real Life Transformer

This TikTok begins with a man saying “well, obviously, this is a 24 foot Transformer” as if we are just supposed to accept that reality. As if that is something that we all own. Luckily, he is back to reality as he describes just what it took to build such an incredible piece of machinery.

@iwondertvThis man built a 24 foot transformer robot in his driveway! ##robot ##transformers ##tranformer ##fyp ##build ##foryoupage

♬ Blade Runner 2049 – Synthwave Goose

If somehow you’ve built something similar to this, please share with us on Facebook so we can marvel and what you’ve accomplished.

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Lady Lands Herself in Sticky Situation After Gorilla Glue Incident

A Louisiana woman went viral last week after showing how stiff her hair was after using Gorilla Glue on it. She claimed she had tried to wash the glue 15 times, even using coconut oil at one point, but the glue was still holding her hair together.

 

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Things have gone from bad to worse as she checked into the hospital to fix the error.

 

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Have you ever had to go to the hospital for something dumb? Sound off on Facebook and let us know.

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Man Streaks at Super Bowl!

For a large portion of the country, this Super Bowl was disappointing. Brady won, it wasn’t close, and it was just kind of a deflating feeling. Luckily, one brave hero saved us from having an all-around terrible experience.

Perhaps the Chiefs should’ve looked at employing him for this game. He was able to shake the people chasing him and get some room to roam in the middle of the field. The Chiefs receivers couldn’t do that all night!

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Queued Up Playlist 2/7/21

HOUR 1
Mod Sun Flames (feat Avril Lavigne)
Run the Jewels The Ground Below (feat Royal Blood)
Blu de Tiger Vintage
Xiu Xiu A Bottle of Rum
Nothing Say Less
dayglow Close to You
Chevelle Self Destructor
Spill Tab Name
Frances Forever Space Girl
Dreamers True Crime
Carolesdaughter Violent
Goldpark Beautiful Desperation
Nothing Nowhere Fake Friends
Blame My Youth Fantastic
Weathers Cest La Vie
Yuno Somebody
Weezer All My Favorite Songs
HOUR 2
Death From Above 1979 One + One
Romy Lifetime
AFI Twisted Tongues
Jawny Sabotage
Beach Bunny Good Girls (Don’t Get Used)
The Dirty Nil Blunt Force Concussion
Holly Humberstone Falling Asleep at the Wheel
Bad Suns Baby Blue Shades
Left Field Messiah Fuzz Machine
Kiwi Jr Cooler Returns
Sir Chloe Michelle
The Kid Laroi WIthout You
Maggie Lindemann Knife Under My Pillow
Remi Wolf Hello Hello Hello
ONR Must Stop
Phoebe Bridgers Kyoto
347Aidan Dancing In My RoomQ
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VIDEO: SNL knows what trips your trigger — real estate fantasy.

Confession:  I’ve been guilty of daydreaming about Michael Jordan’s Highland Park compound more times that I feel comfortable admitting.  (It’s still for sale, by the way).

Saturday Night Live combined the world’s obsession with real estate porn — well, with the real stuff.  And if you’ve ever watched TV commercials in the wee hours of the morning, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.  I just wish they would have put in an 800-number.  For old times sake.  — [eric]

[📷: David McBee from Pexels]

2.7.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • The Vapors – Turning Japanese
  • Jimmy Eat World – Work
  • Garbage – Push It
  • Love And Rockets – So Alive
  • Soul Asylum – Somebody To Shove
  • The Ting Tings – Shut Up And Let Me Go
  • The Clash – Train In Vain
  • Temple Of The Dog – Say Hello 2 Heaven
  • Weezer – Hash Pipe
  • Suzanne Vega – Luka
  • Lifehouse – Hanging By A Moment
  • The Cardigans – My Favorite Gane
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – The Killing Moon
  • Beck – Where It’s At

Hour 2

  • The Used/My Chemical Romance – Under Pressure
  • Morrissey – Suedehead
  • Beastie Boys – Sabotage
  • Simple Minds – Alive And Kicking
  • Radiohead – Idioteque
  • Nada Surf – Popular
  • The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
  • Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag
  • Nine Inch Nails – Terrible Lie
  • U2 – Staring At the Sun
  • Hole – Celebrity Skin
  • Wolfmother – The Joker And the Thief
  • Cake – Never There


Hour 3

  • Blur – Parklife
  • Toad the Wet Sprocket – All I Want
  • Blink 182 – Adam’s Song
  • Adam Ant – Strip
  • Incubus – Anna Molly
  • Sheryl Crow – All I Wanna Do
  • Depeche Mode – Never Let Me Down Again
  • Luscious Jackson – Naked Eye
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Cherub Rock
  • Wang Chung – Dance Hall Days
  • Jane’s Addiction – Mountain Song
  • The Temper Trap – Fader
  • Pearl Jam – Given To Fly

Hour 4

  • Blondie – Hanging On The Telephone
  • Lo Fidelity All-Stars – Battle Flag
  • Green Day – Waiting
  • Flesh For Lulu – I Go Crazy
  • Sponge – Molly
  • Geggy Tah – Whoever You Are
  • The Cult – Fire Woman
  • Big Country – In A Big Country
  • PJ Harvey – Down By The Water
  • Cracker – Get Off This
  • Billy Idol – Rebel Yell
  • Amy Winehouse – You Know I’m No Good
  • Folk Implosion – Natural One

Hayley Williams second solo album.

After a week of teasing new music, Hayley Williams released her second solo album on Friday, “FLOWERS for VASES / descansos”.

It’s her second solo record following last year’s “Petals for Armor”. All 14 songs were written, performed and recorded at her home studio.

“This isn’t really a follow-up to Petals for Armor. If anything, it’s a prequel, or some sort of detour between parts 1 and 2 of Petals. The meaning of the album as a whole is maybe entirely different from diving into each song in particular.”

A Billie Eilish documentary is coming

Another reason to subscribe to Apple TV+, ( in addition to the Beastie Boys documentary) they are releasing a Billie Eilish piece, watch the two trailers below for ‘The World’s A Little Blurry’  <3 Lauren

“Billie Eilish: The World’s A Little Blurry” tells the true coming-of-age story of the singer-songwriter and her rise to global superstardom. From award-winning filmmaker R.J. Cutler, the documentary offers a deeply intimate look at this extraordinary teenager’s journey, at just seventeen years old, navigating life on the road, on stage, and at home with her family, while writing, recording and releasing her debut album “WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?”

More info HERE.

I’m a big fan, loved our chat at Lollapalooza 2018, fingers crossed we are back in Grant Park this year…

Amber Alert Sent Out for Chucky

Yes, you read that right. The Texas Police Department issued an alert for the infamous evil doll this week. According to the police, this message was sent out by accident as they were testing the server…which sounds like what Chucky would want you to think.

What’s the weirdest alert you’ve ever gotten on your phone? Sound off on Facebook and let us know.

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Science Says You Should Drink and Swear More

As the battle of scientists vs. dumb people sharing misinformation on Facebook wages on, it’s important to take all of the scientific victories that we can get. This one is huge. According to a Dutch study, man is inherently bad. Not evil – but bad.  The study pointed out that drinking booze can help sharpen your foreign language skills.

The Dutch claim that only a select number of people will look down on you for drinking and swearing. The rest will encourage it! So grab a beer and start to cheer because science is on our side.

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Anti-Masker Pulls Gun, Demands Chicken & Waffles

A man in California is on the run after holding a Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles at gunpoint after they refused to serve him without a mask on. This story happens in two parts. He was first denied service after refusing to wear a mask, then he returned to the store later in the day, demanding all of the chicken & waffles available, before fleeing once again.

Is this the most extreme anti-mask behavior you’ve seen? Sound off on Facebook and let us know what wildness has unfolded in front of you.

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Official Poop Knife Hits the Market

For $19.99, you can arm you and your family with one of the most needed tools around. The official Poop Knife is now available on Amazon, and we know you’re going to need this.

Designed to help big deuces drop down the toilet easier, this 9 inch pole will help break up your drops into small, more digestible pieces for the toilet. For as much tension and strife as there is around the country, the fact that we can all now own our very own Poop Knife should be able to bring us together. This is truly American innovation at its finest.

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Judge Issues Tough Love to Flirtatious Man

Romance blossomed in Florida this week as an attempted burglary suspect attempted to get a lighter sentence with some of the most genuine flattery we’ve ever heard. As soon as the man steps in front of the camera, we hear him say, “”Judge, you are so gorgeous, so gorgeous, judge.” He’s not wrong, but it didn’t help him get a lighter sentence.

Was this man in the wrong? Should you be allowed to shoot your shot, whenever and wherever? Let us know on Facebook what you think of this situation.

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Support Chicago Spotlight: Chitownpaws Pet Service

Today we shine the Support Chicago spotlight on Chitownpaws.
For over 2 years, Chitownpaws have been caring for the pets of our families in our local area.
They love caring for and connecting with animals and creating everlasting relationships. They provide care for your pet as if they were their own, and ensure that they receive the highest quality care while you’re away.

They serve:

  • Andersonville
  • Albany Park
  • Old Town
  • Avondale
  • Ravenswood
  • Bucktown
  • Depaul
  • East Village
  • River North
  • Gold Coast
  • Roscoe Village
  • Lakeview
  • St Bens
  • Lincoln Park
  • Wicker Park
  • Lincoln Square
  • Logan Square
  • Nobel Square
  • North Center
  • West Loop
  • Wrigleyville

Chitownpaws – Adam Solovy (owner)

60618, Chicago, Illinois, United States

(312) 972-8582

https://chitownpaws.com/

Check them out and SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS! – Tim Virgin
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Trick Shot Taken to New Heights

Put this one in the history books. Living in a post-Dude Perfect universe, it’s hard to be impressed by trick shots, but this man blew us away with this shot.

How did he decide to do this? Did he think the one thing missing from rock climbing was basketball? Did he lose a bet? Did he have more than one basketball up on the cliff or was he going to have to chase his shot if he missed? It’s amazing just how ridiculous this shot was.

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Famous Rapper Gets a Piercing You Have to See

Lil Uzi Vert, one of Philadelphia’s greatest exports, has been spotted with a 24 million dollar diamond embedded directly onto his forehead. Uzi has been known to be a weirdo, but this takes it ta a whole new level.

Jewelry professionals have noted that these types of piercings are often rejected by the body and must be abandoned relatively quickly. In Uzi’s case, we hope it stays like this. We kind of like the way it looks!

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30 Old-Timey Medical Treatments That Are INSANE

Have you ever treated malaria with “the magic word?” Or asthma with cigarettes? These are real treatments that existed in the old world.

What’s the wildest medical remedy that you remember hearing as a kid? Did any of them work? Let us know on Facebook, especially if anyone has a way to get rid the hiccups.

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