JBTV 3-day virtual music festival is this weekend!

JBTV (one of my most favorite places in the whole wide world) led by Jerry Bryant (one of my most favorite people in the whole wide world) is the music industry’s longest running creator of original music television programming, and is opening its archives to share 37 years of live music performances for a limited-engagement, on-demand festival experience to help save our stages.

The JBTV Revolution Television Virtual Festival features full concert performances by The Smashing Pumpkins, Fall Out Boy, Alt-J, AWOLNATION, Imagine Dragons, The Struts, Filter, Local H, Portugal. The Man, Atlas Genius, Sir Sly, The Ting Tings, Frank Turner, Twin Peaks, The Joy Formidable, Dead Sara, The Wombats, Failure, LPX, Grandson, Charli XCX and more, totaling 28 genre-spanning artists and benefits Chicago Independent Venue League (CIVL), National Independent Venue Association (NIVA), and music therapy foundation Nordoff Robbins.

Photo by Chris Vicente.

“JBTV Revolution Television Virtual Festival – Presented by the Jim Beam® Highball is a once-in-a-lifetime on-demand music experience showcasing the very best concert performances from JBTV’s archive,” says Peter Bowers, JBTV Music Television executive producer. “JBTV Revolution Television Virtual Festival recreates the musical variety of a festival with footage of entire concerts recorded at Chicago music venues and at JBTV’s studios. Each timeless performance, whether it was recorded 30 years or 30 days ago, will remind viewers of the excitement only a live concert brings.”

Grab your ticket HERE!

Whose Karen Is It?

Trouble is afoot as this week it is a MALE KAREN that is causing a stir. Check this drama king out.

Where is Mr. Karen from? Check in with us on Facebook and help us expose this menace.

Worst Workday Ever

Oh no, oh no, oh no…

Surely at this point you just have to go home, right? What is even the appropriate response to a disaster like this other than entering Witness Protection. Knowing that this is security cam footage and not someone’s cell phone adds a grittiness to this video that makes it so much worse. This is, by far, the worst workday ever.

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Ridiculous Nacho Hack You Have to See to Believe

This is kind of a gnarly trick to get the best nachos possible. At the very least, it’s certainly for the hardcore nacho fans and amateurs need to leave this to the pros. Still, even for nacho experts, this is a lot.

After watching that, we…kind of want to try it? It’s not the craziest thing and at the end of the day they’re nachos, which means they’re really hard to screw up. Count us in!

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This Birthday Cake Design Is Insane

It took a mother in Wales two days to sculpt and create this Amazon package-themed birthday cake, but rest assured it was worth the wait. This cake is unbelievably detailed. The mother said that her 24-year-old son had been receiving packages nearly every day since the lockdown began and she used that as her inspiration.

What sort of birthday cakes have you crafted? Show it off on Facebook if you think you can beat this one.

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There’s No Way Kim Kardashian’s Kid Painted This

Every parent thinks their kid is the most special kid in the universe, but being a Kardashian-West means you’re truly elite. According to Kim’s social media, seven-year-old North painted this Bob Ross-inspired gem.

Sorry, not buying it. Everyone lies about what their kids do and this is no different. What you have lied about that your kids have done? Do you have friends that lie about their kids constantly. Check in with us on Facebook and let us know.

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Fashion Industry Runs Out of Ideas, “Invents” Upside-Down Bikini

Great news for underboob fans and bad news for the rest of society – celebrities are losing their minds for this new upside-down bikini trend. After Kourtney Kardashian busted out (or rather busted out of) the bikini, made by Sommer Swim, the company instantly ran out of this style of bikini.

We need to check the room on this one. What are you all thinking of this new trend? For it? Against it? Would you wear something like this. Sound off on Facebook and let us know.

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The Seven Dating Terms That Have Come Out of the Pandemic

You know how it sometimes feels like you have to learn a whole new language to keep up with modern dating?  Yeah, that’s so legit that now even the language education companies have gotten involved.

 

There’s a language learning app called Babbel and one of their linguists just released a new report on the new dating terms that have come out of the pandemic.  Check ’em out . . .

1.  Zumping.  Getting dumped over Zoom.

2.  Corona-zoned.  When a physical relationship is delayed because of Covid fears, so you keep things virtual for longer than you would’ve in normal times.

3.  Lockblocking. Canceling or rescheduling a date because of new lockdown rules.

4.  On-nomi.  A Japanese term for drinking together online.

5.  FODA.  Stands for “fear of dating again,” and happens to people who haven’t been dating since the pandemic began.

6.  Quarantionship.  A relationship that started during quarantine and developed virtually.

7.  Smugsolation.  When a new couple uses social media to flaunt how they’re now spending all of their time together in person.

 

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The… interesting original names of your favorite bands

Fun fact: you favorite band may have originally gone by a different name.  Buzzfeed shared a list of some that may surprise you…

P.S. I reeaalllyyy want a Rainbow Butt Monkeys t-shirt  <3 Lauren

Nirvana:  Pen Cap Chew

The Red Hot Chili Peppers:  Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem

Linkin Park:  Xero

Finger Eleven:  Rainbow Butt Monkeys

Limp Bizkit:  Blood Fart

Green Day:  Sweet Children

Outkast:  2 Shades Deep

The Beastie Boys:  The Young Aborigines

Coldplay: Starfish

The Goo Goo Dolls:  The Sex Maggots

Creed:  Naked Toddler

Hannah Montana:  Alexis Texas.  They changed it because there’s actually a PORN STAR with that name.

Van Halen:  Rat Salad.  It’s actually the title of a Black Sabbath song.

Nickelback:  Village Idiot

Black Sabbath:  Polka Tulk Blues Band

Destiny’s Child:  Girls Tyme

Pink Floyd:  The Tea Set

The Bee Gees:  The Rattlesnakes

The Fugees:  The Tranzlator Crew

(Check out more here.)

Sweet Children AKA Green Day at the Aragon photo by Julia Simone Paul

Massive Avalanche Swallows Snowmobilers

It happened in Utah over the weekend. A crew was enjoying their time in the beautiful, fresh powder when disaster struck. As you can see in the video below, all hell broke loose as a massive avalanche came crashing down on top of them.

After the snow took control, the snowmobiler was able to dig himself out. His little brother, who you can see in the video, was able to dig himself out as well. This is wild and we’re stoked they lived to tell their story. What’s your near death experience? Sound off on Facebook and let us know.

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Woman Swims in Frozen Lake Michigan, Likely a Total Weirdo

Look, us Midwesterners are built different. We like our hot dogs loaded, ours “opes”, and we tolerate the cold weather. Tolerating is not taking a dip in the frozen Lake Michigan water, like this woman did, however.

Who does this? Why would someone do something like this? What is wrong with her that compelled her to make this “Ice Lily Pad” video. This is the definition of “oh hell no!” or “Imma head out”. It’s insanity.

 

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Local Man Raises Funds for Chicago’s Houseless Community

With regular temperatures flirting with zero and windchills falling to dangerously cold temperatures, it is important that we, as a community, look after our most vulnerable. That is what Jermaine Jordan, a local Chicago resident, is doing. Houseless Shelters are at a reduced capacity due to the COVID-19 pandemic so Jordan and his team are making sure that guests all around the city are given hot meals and warmth during this incredibly difficult time.

You can donate to Jordan’s cause here and you can read more information about how to aid in Chicago’s houseless epidemic here.

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Chicago Man Uses Frozen Pants to Call “Dibs”

There’s a genius living in West Ridge. Adam Selzer is the man behind it. During the Polar Vortex two years ago, he began experimenting with ways to call “dibs” on parking spots and eventually landed on soaking a pair of jeans and then bringing them outside to freeze, as jeans can stand up when frozen. This is incredible.

The best part is that this is so Chicago. Have you seen anyone call dibs like this before? What’s the wildest thing that goes on in your neighborhood to secure a parking spot. Let us know on Facebook.

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The Best Commercials of Super Bowl 55

A 30-second ad during last night’s Super Bowl cost $5.5 MILLION . . . or about $183,000 per second.  So were any of them worth all that coin?

Many of them were released early this year to milk as much exposure as possible, which seems like the norm now.  Here’s a quick rundown of the highlights . . .

 

1.  Timothée Chalamet was great as Edward Scissorhands’ son . . . Edgar Scissorhands . . . in a clever ad for Cadillac.  Winona Ryder returned as her character from the movie, who’s now Edgar’s mom.

 

2.  Matthew McConaughey delivered a very FLAT performance for Doritos 3D chips.  The ad had a weird-looking, 2-D version of Matthew hanging out with Mindy Kaling and Jimmy Kimmel while “I Want to Break Free” by Queen played.

 

3.  Dolly Parton reimagined her classic “9 to 5” song as “5 to 9” for Squarespace, encouraging everyone to keep hustling.  So . . . 16-hour workdays, huh?  Thanks, Squarespace. (Oscar winner Damien Chazelle directed both this one AND the McConaughey ad.)

 

4.  The task marketplace Fiverr poked fun at the “Four Seasons Total Landscaping” debacle.  (You know, Rudy Giuliani . . .)  Their ad talked about how you can find all sorts of freelancers on there . . . even a PR expert if you need help booking a last-minute press conference.

 

5.  John Cena’s ad for Mountain Dew’s new Major Melon flavor promised $1 million to the first person who could Tweet out the exact number of Mountain Dew bottles in the ad.  (Last we checked, they hadn’t announced a winner yet.)

 

6.  Drake played an insurance agent in an ad for State Farm.  Or technically, the STAND-IN for an insurance agent.  Patrick MahomesAaron Rodgers, and Paul Rudd were in it too.

 

7.  If you blinked, you might have missed Reddit’s five-second ad that touched on the whole GameStop fiasco.  You couldn’t read it all unless you hit pause.  It ended with the line, “Powerful things happen when people rally around something they really care about.  And there’s a place for that.  It’s called Reddit.”

(Robinhood also ran an ad that said, “We are all investors.”  Which the “gamestonk” crowd took issue with.)

 

 

8.  Mike Myers and Dana Carvey brought back their “Wayne’s World” characters for Uber Eats, and tried to convince us to eat local with cute lookalike babies, a shot of “sexy Garth,” and a cameo by Cardi B.

 

9.  Paramount had a lot of air time during the game, and plenty of star power.  The game aired on CBS, and their “CBS All Access” app is becoming “Paramount-Plus” next month.  So that’s why.

(Paramount’s parent company Viacom merged with CBS last year.)

 

It featured a bunch of celebrities climbing the Paramount mountain.  Patrick StewartStephen ColbertJames CordenTom SelleckChristine Baranski, and Jeff Probst all made appearances.  And Beavis and Butt-Head’s “giant crack” joke was fun too.

 

Unfortunately, CBS All Access CRASHED for people who were trying to stream the game.  Apparently, there were technical issues and outages at the very start, but they tapered off after 10 minutes.  So that didn’t help their promo blitz.

 

10.  In Amazon’s “Sexy Alexa” ad, a woman couldn’t fathom the new Amazon Echo looking any better . . . until she imagined Alexa in the body of Michael B. Jordan.

 

 

11.  In a spot for GMWill Ferrell found out Norway puts out more electric cars per capita than the U.S. and vowed to “crush those lugers.”  Then he traveled to Sweden by mistake.  Awkwafina and Kenan Thompson were also in it.

 

12.   Cheetos had a silly “Cheetos fingers” spot with Ashton KutcherMila Kunis, and Shaggy that featured his song, “It Wasn’t Me”.

 

13.  An ad for Tide Pods had a kid in his favorite “Jason Alexander Hoodie.”  “Seinfeld” fans liked that it referenced George’s outgoing answering machine message that used the “Greatest American Hero” theme song.

 

14.  Dan Levy popped in at the end of a fun M&Ms ad that had one of the best exchanges of the night:  “Sorry I called you Karen” . . .  “My name IS Karen” . . . “Sorry your name is Karen.”

 

15.  Samuel Adams hijacked the Budweiser Clydesdales and tossed around some wicked Boston accents for their Wicked Hazy IPA ad.  Like a handful of the ads we all saw, this one was a local ad, so not EVERYONE got to see it.

 

16.  Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer had a funny spot with celebrity lookalikes.  The REAL Don Cheadle was in it, but the FAKE Sly Stallone and FAKE Megan Fox were also kind of mesmerizing.

 

17.  We found out about this before the game, but two companies accidentally used the same stock footage in their Super Bowl commercials.  Ads for Indeed and the mortgage company Guaranteed Rate both had the same shot of a kid riding on her dad’s shoulders.  They blamed it on COVID making it harder to shoot footage this year.

 

 

18.  Bud Light had a nostalgic spot where they brought back all of the Bud Light Legends of years past.  The beer bottle football players from the ’90s and the “Real Men of Genius” singer had cameos.

 

19.  T-Mobile released a commercial on social media with Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski that they claim was “banned,” because it ruffled the feathers of Verizon, which is a bigtime sponsor of the NFL.  They did have other ads that were approved.

 

 

20.  According to Google Trends, the Jeep commercial that was narrated by Bruce Springsteen was one of the most-searched ads.=

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Dave Grohl says to make your kids listen to these 3 albums.

What 3 albums should you use to teach your kids about (good) music?  Dave Grohl gave his ideas on it today, and while 2 you can probably guess, the 3rd is a bit of a curve ball, although still pretty epic in its own right. Check out his answers below, and then give us yours!

 

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Dashboard Confessional

Dashboard Confessional just announced its first live performance in nearly a year.

It will be the band’s first performance since Chris Carrabba was involved in a motorcycle crash last June that resulted in injuries including two broken shoulders.

YouTuber shot during ‘prank robbery’ gone wrong

A 20-year-old Tennessee man was fatally shot while filming a ‘prank robbery’ for YouTube that went horribly wrong. Police say Timothy Wilks and a friend wielded butcher knives as they approached people at the Urban Air Trampoline Park in Nashville.  Believing they were in danger, one of the people in the group pulled out a handgun and shot Wilks. The stunt was being filmed for a YouTube video. The shooter says he was acting in self-defense.  Prank videos – including robbery pranks – are very popular on YouTube, but the platform cracked down on dangerous pranks in 2019.

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