Are you sick of sending “ducking” to all of your friends instead of a glorious f-bomb? We finally have a way to get around the dreaded censors that the tech overlords have placed on us.

 

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Simply change a name in your contacts to F*cking F*ck and your problems will disappear. Your phone will recognize this as valid language and won’t try to do a last minute switch on you. This is brilliant.

You may think it’s tacky, but according to doctors, wearing socks to bed can help you fall asleep. We’ll let this TikTok explain.

@doctorjesssI wear socks to bed so don’t come at me im not weird

♬ original sound – PresleyWalker

We can’t argue with the doctor. Wrap those footsies up and drift off into never, never land, because this is how your body was meant to sleep. If you feel like you CAN’T do this because you hate sleeping with socks so much, tell us how you feel over on our Facebook page.

The company Glassdoor recently released a list of the 50 Best Jobs in America. Seeing as how this poll was conducted, the results were very interesting. Tech jobs always dominate lists like this and these results were no different, as Java Developer, data scientist, product manger (what products are they managing?), enterprise architect, and devops engineer finished in the top 5.

Why do all of those jobs sound fake?

The full list can be found here.

What do you think the best job in America is? Let us know over on our Facebook page.

Last night’s AEW Dynamite was one for the books. After a thrilling start to the program which saw Darby Allin retain his TNT Title, Sammy Guevara leave The Inner Circle, and Thunder Rosa advance in the AEW Women’s Tournament, four of the biggest and baddest wrestlers hit the ring in a main event to remember. New Japan Pro Wrestling’s KENTA teamed up with AEW Champion Kenny Omega to battle Jon Moxley and Lance Archer.

This match was an out-of-control, violent brawl that felt like it could’ve taken place in Memphis in the early 1980s. It was refreshing to see in the sterilized world of COVID-era wrestling a match that got so heated and so out of control. The WWE has had all of these men under contract at various points over the last decade and they were never able to muster up excitement quite like this. AEW knocked it out of the park last night.

-Case, of Brian, Ali, & Justin

When people say rock & roll is dead, I don’t think this is what they have in mind. A man who goes by the name Prince Midnight on YouTube constructed a real, working guitar out of his uncle’s skeleton. Now they’ll be rocking for all eternity.

Is this a step too far? Do you have any ethical or moral concerns or is this good in your book? Rock on over to our Facebook and let us know what you think.

You’ve got to be smarter than this, my man. Listen to the wife explain exactly what happened.

Cheating is wrong, but this response is pretty sadistic. What’s your ultimate cheating revenge story? It’s always good to gloat a little bit. Let us know on Facebook.

Three Cubans have had a very rough month. They were stranded off of a deserted island in the Bahamas, leading to the US Coast Guard in Clearwater, Florida making a heroic save of the trio after they saw the group’s makeshift flag waving for help. Due to bad weather, the rescue was delayed by a day, but upon being spotted, the crew was dropped down food, water, and a radio.

Of course, being on an island for 30 days means limited resources, and according to the Coast Guard, the group was living off of rats, coconuts, and conch shells. They’re lucky to be alive and it’s a miracle that, according to the Coast Guard, they were in good shape with no injuries when they were rescued.

Do you think you could live on a deserted island for 30 days? Be realistic about it. Shoot us a message on Facebook and let us know how you think you’d do.