This dude is killing it on TikTok right now. He’s added sax solos to Biggie’s “Big Poppa” and The Fugees “Killing Me Softly”, among others, but no solo has been as impressive as what he did to Genuwine’s “Pony”. He took this deeply salacious song and made it sensual.
@evanjacobsonnhmu to play at ur wedding ##music ##blanketlife ##indoorworkout
Check out his entire channel because there are SO many good saxophone solos.
Beware, world, there’s a new Internet trend called “sleep streaming” and it’s even dumber than you can imagine. Famed streamer Asian Andy recently racked up $16,000 by falling asleep on-camera, only for his fans to wake up him with loud noises that were triggered when they donated money to him.
We would be offering to be filmed sleeping peacefully through the night if anyone wanted to pony up some money. Please. Get in touch. Everybody has a price and for some of us it is shockingly low.
Sometimes bad things happen to good people. That certainly seems to be what happened here. Listen to the way this hotel worker aided a wife in finding out about her husband’s infidelity.
@tiffanyinthepnwCheating husband at the hotel #hotelstories♬ original sound – Tiffany PNW
@tiffanyinthepnwReply to @sueniquegouda part two of cheating husband hotel story
Have you ever been in a situation like this? What should the wife do next. Hit us up on Facebook and give this lady some advice!
While they are widely accepted now as the best way to gain backdoor access, butt plugs used to be used in vastly different context. In the 19th century, a man by the name of Dr. Young created “rectal dilators” to help cure insomnia, headaches, acne, and insanity, among other things. Research concluded, according to Dr. Young, that 3/4 of “howling maniacs” reported being cured after just a few weeks of usage.
So the next time you see a butt plug, don’t think of it as an inherently horny device, think of it as a tool that progressed modern medicine. Thank you, Dr. Young, for finding something to stick up our butts.
AJR just dropped a new song and video for a song off their upcoming Ok Orchestra album due at the end of March. Its called “Way Less Sad” and you can check it out for yourself below. Is that a Simon and Garfunkel sample I hear???
Today we shine the Support Chicago Local business Spotlight on Pekoe & Bean in Tinley Park!
Pekoe & Bean is first and foremost a tea room and coffee bar. It is dedicated to the bliss and enjoyment of hot beverages and provides the opportunity to sit and enjoy just that. While visitors are more than welcome to pick up a beverage from our full-service coffee bar, we want you to try everything we have to offer. The room provides a full tea room service including the traditional teapot accompanying three tiers of savory and sweet edibles. The three plates range from delicate finger sandwiches to rich velvety cupcakes and will give patrons an opportunity to sit back, relax, be served and enjoy.
Although high tea has its roots steeped in a more formal tradition, Pekoe & Bean’s atmosphere is relaxed and informal. ‘We want you to feel relaxed and just enjoy your visit, the people your with, the food and the drinks of course.’
Tea is not the only thing we focus on at Pekoe & Bean. Hours, days and months have gone into the decisions on coffee as well. We are proud to host amazing local coffee roasters and have their beans readily available to purchase and take home as well as enjoy in-store. Our coffee company is Chicago-based and is one of the most knowledgeable and generous companies we’ve had the pleasure of working with. ‘More to come on that!’
But wait, there’s more! Pekoe & Bean also offers two private rooms for any and all occasions that you want to celebrate. One room can accommodate up to 8 people and the other up to 22. We are now accepting reservations for the private rooms (Please call or email for more information). Each room is warm and whimsical, decorated seasonally and by event when possible.
We cannot wait to meet our new patrons and have so many wonderful loyal customers already! Thank you for visiting the site… more community events will be posted as they are planned!
I can’t wait to visit this place and have some afternoon tea … GOOD TIMES! Please visit Pekoe & Bean and Support Local Business! – Tim Virgin
Contact
708-263-0098
17028 Oak Park Ave
Tinley Park, IL 60477
[email protected]
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So you’re digging out your car again? Me too. Only to not be able to drive it anywhere. (trucks are not the best snow vehicles) but I digress, here’s a lovely present from Local H featuring Juliana Hatfield: a thermographic video for ‘Winter Western’ off their latest album LIFERS to watch while you are snowed in. <3 Lauren
P.S. a little birdie told me H will be recording again soooooon xo
The great Snow Wars of 2021 have heated up and Karen’s aren’t having any of it. Some neighborhood drama just unfolded and we have the Facebook post with all of the info.
This is a big one, folks. Can you identify where Karen and the snow blowing bandit are from? The conversation continues over at Facebook on 101WKQX’s page.
Science keeps on getting worse. First, they suggested we sleep with socks on. Now, they want to warn us about possibly falling victim to heart problems later in life because of our hard-partying 20s. According to a study that was conducted with over one million test subjects, partying hard during this crucial decade of your life can increase your chance of heart problems by up to nine times compared to someone who takes things in moderation.
We’re certainly not encouraging reckless behavior, but if this reality triggered something in your mind as to what you think your best party story is, by all means, shoot on over to our Facebook page and let us know what went down and how you’ve survived after the fact.
We’re not sure if this is the most evil thing we’ve ever heard or the most brilliant. All we know is that a Ukrainian man called the police and admitted to a fake-murder over the phone with the idea being that the police would have to use their plows to get him out. He was right.
Unfortunately, falsifying a police report is a crime over there as well, and the man will have to pay some sort of price for lying about murdering another human. Luckily, though, his driveway is cleared.
We’ll mark this down as a genius maneuver. What other ways have you seen someone take advantage of the system like this? Let us know on Facebook what genius maneuvers you’ve seen.
Public education is the greatest resource this country has to offer and yet, unfortunately, it fails so many people. Not only did this Karen fail her mask-test, but she failed this math test, too.
@princess__nattHelp me Stop Karen 2021 #publicfreakouts #karen #entitled #rude #viral #fyp #foryoupage #mathishard #dozen #dunkindonuts @dunkin
Here’s an easy one for all of you reading this. Hop on over to our Facebook page and let us know how many a dozen is, because we have a hunch that it isn’t 50.
Oh, honey. This is no good. You can’t be doing this. Moments after letting her boss know that she would be unable to make it in for work that day, Roberta Clarke sent this message to her boss by accident.
Obviously not ideal, and Clarke began over-explaining immediately. This is everyone’s worst nightmare and rightfully so. You shouldn’t have to come in on your day off, but you can’t be gloating to your boss about popping bottles. Luckily, she was able to keep her job and besides the extreme embarrassment, was able to move on as if nothing ever happened.
“Dare me to pop tht” should live in infamy, however. This situation can die down, but that overzealous question needs to last forever.
For the 25th anniversary of the legendary ‘Happy Gilmore’ movie, Adam Sandler took to the fairways and blasted a ball as only he could.
Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything! pic.twitter.com/p1aY9JcFWh
— Adam Sandler (@AdamSandler) February 16, 2021
Sandler, who is worth more money than we could ever dream of, still dresses like…that. It’s humbling in a way. Head on over to our Facebook page and hit us with your favorite ‘Happy Gilmore’ GIF to celebrate this glorious occasion.
People do weird things when it snows out. Some strap on their cross country skies and head down Addison, while others simply grab on to the bumper of the nearest car and do a little skitching. These people are amateurs. True winter champions replace the tires on their bike with circular saw blades and pedal around a frozen lake. See for yourself below, and get ready to trade in that Peloton because here is the bike of your dreams….or your nightmares possibly/probably.
Here’s a minor inconvenience that might be driving you nuts. Does your phone ever auto-correct the F-word to the word “DUCK”? A lot of phones do it. But there are two easy ways around it . . .
Someone on Instagram said they got around it by adding a new contact to their address book . . . and typing the F-word into the name field.
They gave it a first and last name . . . “[Effing] [Eff]” . . . so it would also stop auto-correcting to the word “ducking.” So that’s one way to do it. But there’s another way that also works on most phones.
On an iPhone, just go to Settings . . . General . . . and find your Keyboard settings. Then click on “Text Replacement.”
It’s a feature that lets you create shortcuts. Like if you type, “OMW” it’ll change it to “On my way.” But for this, enter the F-word as the shortcut AND the full phrase.
Android phones can do it too. Just go to Settings . . . Language & Input . . . and find a feature called “Personal Dictionary.”
(Men’s Health / Macworld / Android Authority)
(If your iPhone has the newest version of iOS, you might not need to do anything. They apparently fixed it, but not all iPhones support the newest version.)
Today we shine the Support Chicago Local business Spotlight on Perma-Seal in Burr Ridge.
They are a small family-owned waterproofing, foundation repair, and concrete raising & leveling business serving Chicagoland and Northwest Indiana since 1979. Our purpose is to Make the World a Better Place by creating dry basements and crawlspaces, stable foundations and healthy spaces
Perma-Seal Basement Systems is a locally-owned, family-operated business that was started through humble beginnings in 1979. After answering an ad in the newspaper for a manager trainee, Roy was told to “manage this” by being handed a shovel. He rose to the challenge and was promoted to production manager. However, after working for several local waterproofing companies, he was unhappy with the “patch ‘em now, service ‘em later” business approach. He decided to branch off on his own and build his own company, alongside his red, pickup truck.
Their focus continues to be centered around their clients and providing a superior customer experience through honest, ethical, high-quality work, completed by a business of integrity, and backed up by a solid warranty
Address:
412 Rockwell Ct
Burr Ridge, IL 60527
Hours:
M-F: 7:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Sat: 8:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Sun: Closed
Contact:
800-421-7325 – Main
630-206-1177 – Local
Check out Perma-Seal and SUPPORT LOCAL CHICAGO BUSINESS! – Tim Virgin
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Address:
3147 N. Broadway Chicago, IL 60657
Hours:
Sun: 4:00PM – 11:00PM
Mon-Sat: 11:00AM – 10:00PM
Contacts:
Tel: 773-871-5782
Been hoping for a cheap chance to check out the Shedd? Your…bait…is over.
If you are a resident of the Land of Lincoln, you can take advantage of the upcoming Illinois Resident Free Days at the Shedd Aquarium to wrap up the month. They run Monday, February 22nd – Friday, February 26th.
(Well, it’s ALMOST free. You have to snag your tickets in advance and there is a $3-per-order transaction free. But still….not a bad price for all those fishies).
Hit this link up for what you need to know. — [eric]
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Miranda has an issue and it’s with her boyfriend’s face. Specifically, his lack of facial hair thanks to his new job. We’ll let her explain.
Is she a complete lunatic or are her actions justified? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know!
A couple at Bucktown’s Club Lucky left a monstrous tip on Valentine’s Day. Server Eddie Cruz was cleaning up their table when he glanced down at the receipt and did a double-take. The couple had left a $2,000 tip.
The couple had wished to remain anonymous but Club Lucky staff noted that they come to the restaurant every year on Valentine’s Day and prefer to sit in the same spot, as their first date was there 20 years ago. They returned the favor in a big way this year. Do you have a romantic story like this? Let us know on Facebook.
Perhaps, as a country, we’ve been ignorant to just how complicated the concept of baseball is. This German man helped put things in perspective for just how complicated of a game it is.
Alright, maybe he raises a few valid points. When the world opens back up, we volunteer to take this man to Wrigley or Guaranteed Rate for an afternoon at the ballpark. I’m sure he’d learn a lot from Brian’s mansplaining.
