They say if you love what you do then you never work a day in your life – we cannot imagine how much this man must’ve hated this job. A 19-year-old in Arizona tied himself up and put a banana in his mouth to attempt to stage the kidnapping. While the initial attempt may have gotten him out of his shift, his story started to fall apart once the police investigation began.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to get out of work? Let us know over on our Facebook page.

A man in Mississauga, Ontario might be forced to walk the plank after attempting to swipe a package off of someone’s doorstep. Porch pirates are the worst because it’s so rare that their plans are foiled. Luckily for us, not only did this man fail at his attempt, but it was all caught on video.

All 233 seconds of this video are beautiful. The initial bust, the fleeing, and the wheels sputtering come together to create a form of vigilante poetry. It’s really a sight to behold, isn’t it?

It’s that time of the year again, but this last year has been like no other. If you’ve been working from home due to the pandemic here’s what you need to know.

The gist is this: “Many companies allowed or even encouraged their employees to work from home during the coronavirus pandemic, but any expenses employees incurred to make the new setup work aren’t deductible on your federal income tax returns. Nor are any expenses related to your home office space, like utilities, insurance, or taxes.”

A full list of what you need to know can be found here.

One man took working from home to a new level. As you can see from the video below, he was partially responsible for landing the Mars Rover from the comfort is his home office.

Landing a rover on Mars from the comfort of your own home is badass pic.twitter.com/QoflIgIiel

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 20, 2021

This is not only a miracle feat of science, but a miracle feat of productivity while working from home. The focus and intensity while landing it is awesome and the celebration afterwards is incredible.

We’re not sure who this flight was worse for, the passengers in the sky or the people on the ground. A Boeing 777 suffered catastrophic engine failure en route from Denver to Honolulu over the weekend. Parts fell off the plane off in Denver’s surrounding suburbs.

Passengers noted that they thought they were goners while the plane was going down. They’re luckily here to tell their story (and still get to fly to Hawaii). What’s your closest near-death experience? Fly on over to our Facebook and let us know.