The great Snow Wars of 2021 have heated up and Karen’s aren’t having any of it. Some neighborhood drama just unfolded and we have the Facebook post with all of the info.
This is a big one, folks. Can you identify where Karen and the snow blowing bandit are from? The conversation continues over at Facebook on 101WKQX’s page.
Science keeps on getting worse. First, they suggested we sleep with socks on. Now, they want to warn us about possibly falling victim to heart problems later in life because of our hard-partying 20s. According to a study that was conducted with over one million test subjects, partying hard during this crucial decade of your life can increase your chance of heart problems by up to nine times compared to someone who takes things in moderation.
We’re certainly not encouraging reckless behavior, but if this reality triggered something in your mind as to what you think your best party story is, by all means, shoot on over to our Facebook page and let us know what went down and how you’ve survived after the fact.
We’re not sure if this is the most evil thing we’ve ever heard or the most brilliant. All we know is that a Ukrainian man called the police and admitted to a fake-murder over the phone with the idea being that the police would have to use their plows to get him out. He was right.
Unfortunately, falsifying a police report is a crime over there as well, and the man will have to pay some sort of price for lying about murdering another human. Luckily, though, his driveway is cleared.
We’ll mark this down as a genius maneuver. What other ways have you seen someone take advantage of the system like this? Let us know on Facebook what genius maneuvers you’ve seen.
Public education is the greatest resource this country has to offer and yet, unfortunately, it fails so many people. Not only did this Karen fail her mask-test, but she failed this math test, too.
@princess__nattHelp me Stop Karen 2021 #publicfreakouts #karen #entitled #rude #viral #fyp #foryoupage #mathishard #dozen #dunkindonuts @dunkin
Here’s an easy one for all of you reading this. Hop on over to our Facebook page and let us know how many a dozen is, because we have a hunch that it isn’t 50.
Oh, honey. This is no good. You can’t be doing this. Moments after letting her boss know that she would be unable to make it in for work that day, Roberta Clarke sent this message to her boss by accident.
Obviously not ideal, and Clarke began over-explaining immediately. This is everyone’s worst nightmare and rightfully so. You shouldn’t have to come in on your day off, but you can’t be gloating to your boss about popping bottles. Luckily, she was able to keep her job and besides the extreme embarrassment, was able to move on as if nothing ever happened.
“Dare me to pop tht” should live in infamy, however. This situation can die down, but that overzealous question needs to last forever.
For the 25th anniversary of the legendary ‘Happy Gilmore’ movie, Adam Sandler took to the fairways and blasted a ball as only he could.
Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything! pic.twitter.com/p1aY9JcFWh
— Adam Sandler (@AdamSandler) February 16, 2021
Sandler, who is worth more money than we could ever dream of, still dresses like…that. It’s humbling in a way. Head on over to our Facebook page and hit us with your favorite ‘Happy Gilmore’ GIF to celebrate this glorious occasion.
People do weird things when it snows out. Some strap on their cross country skies and head down Addison, while others simply grab on to the bumper of the nearest car and do a little skitching. These people are amateurs. True winter champions replace the tires on their bike with circular saw blades and pedal around a frozen lake. See for yourself below, and get ready to trade in that Peloton because here is the bike of your dreams….or your nightmares possibly/probably.
Here’s a minor inconvenience that might be driving you nuts. Does your phone ever auto-correct the F-word to the word “DUCK”? A lot of phones do it. But there are two easy ways around it . . .
Someone on Instagram said they got around it by adding a new contact to their address book . . . and typing the F-word into the name field.
They gave it a first and last name . . . “[Effing] [Eff]” . . . so it would also stop auto-correcting to the word “ducking.” So that’s one way to do it. But there’s another way that also works on most phones.
On an iPhone, just go to Settings . . . General . . . and find your Keyboard settings. Then click on “Text Replacement.”
It’s a feature that lets you create shortcuts. Like if you type, “OMW” it’ll change it to “On my way.” But for this, enter the F-word as the shortcut AND the full phrase.
Android phones can do it too. Just go to Settings . . . Language & Input . . . and find a feature called “Personal Dictionary.”
(Men’s Health / Macworld / Android Authority)
(If your iPhone has the newest version of iOS, you might not need to do anything. They apparently fixed it, but not all iPhones support the newest version.)
Today we shine the Support Chicago Local business Spotlight on Perma-Seal in Burr Ridge.
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Been hoping for a cheap chance to check out the Shedd? Your…bait…is over.
If you are a resident of the Land of Lincoln, you can take advantage of the upcoming Illinois Resident Free Days at the Shedd Aquarium to wrap up the month. They run Monday, February 22nd – Friday, February 26th.
(Well, it’s ALMOST free. You have to snag your tickets in advance and there is a $3-per-order transaction free. But still….not a bad price for all those fishies).
Hit this link up for what you need to know. — [eric]
[📷 Lance Anderson on Unsplash]
Miranda has an issue and it’s with her boyfriend’s face. Specifically, his lack of facial hair thanks to his new job. We’ll let her explain.
Is she a complete lunatic or are her actions justified? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know!
A couple at Bucktown’s Club Lucky left a monstrous tip on Valentine’s Day. Server Eddie Cruz was cleaning up their table when he glanced down at the receipt and did a double-take. The couple had left a $2,000 tip.
The couple had wished to remain anonymous but Club Lucky staff noted that they come to the restaurant every year on Valentine’s Day and prefer to sit in the same spot, as their first date was there 20 years ago. They returned the favor in a big way this year. Do you have a romantic story like this? Let us know on Facebook.
Perhaps, as a country, we’ve been ignorant to just how complicated the concept of baseball is. This German man helped put things in perspective for just how complicated of a game it is.
Alright, maybe he raises a few valid points. When the world opens back up, we volunteer to take this man to Wrigley or Guaranteed Rate for an afternoon at the ballpark. I’m sure he’d learn a lot from Brian’s mansplaining.
Valentine’s Day is the time of the year to spread love and affection, but in the case of a few lucky souls, it is a time when all of their mischievous deeds can catch up to them. It did for this man, who got hit with receipts by his lady.
@gr93laWhat did you gets get your man for Valentine’s Day ?😁 #fyp #valentinesday #messytiktok #couplegoals #crazy #fypシ
@gr93laI have a sense of humor with my man! I don’t know about y’all but I thought this was the perfect gift 🤣 He loved it 😘 #gorgeousgirls #fyp #joke
It must really hurt being exposed by that. Have you ever pranked someone or been pranked yourself on Valentine’s Day? Shoot your arrow over on our Facebook and let us know what went down.
Whatever you’re expecting, this video is going to surpass your expectations. Dickinson, North Dakota is the location, ramen noodles are the victim.
This is polar vortex levels of crazy. What have you done in the cold that has blown your mind? Sound off on Facebook and let us know.
A Florida woman by the name of Lorraine Grohs wants an apology from Tom Brady. For the past two decades, most of America has wanted Tom Brady to apologize for existing, but Grohs has a very specific reason for why she wants the seven-time Super Bowl champ to say he’s sorry, “I have a big history of this trophy being made by my father and it’s such an honor, and I know all the craftsmen that made it when my dad was there, also at Tiffany’s and it takes a lot of work, a lot hard work – a lot of hours go into it…It really upset me that this trophy was disgraced and disrespected by being thrown as if it was a real football.”
In case you missed it, Tom Brady got super drunk and subsequently super cool when he launched the Lombardi trophy from yacht-to-boat during the Bucs celebration.
This “Karen” says she hasn’t slept in TWO NIGHTS because of the objectively cool thing that Brady did during the celebration.
Oh well, Karen’s are going to Karen.
Cracking open an energy drink to start the day — or just keep that day going? This might make you think twice.
One of the first long-term studies of the beverages looking to find causational links to health problems was conducted. They claim some shocking results:
“After controlling for parental mental health, illicit drug use, dietary patterns, family income, parental alcohol consumption and cigarette use, BMI, physical activity and other factors, the researchers found that changes in energy drink consumption were positively associated with increased stress scores and, in young adult males, depression and anxiety.”
Read more here. And maybe switch to s̶o̶f̶t̶ ̶d̶r̶i̶n̶k̶s̶ — c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ — I don’t know, sleep?!? — [eric]
| Engine Summer | Take a Trip |
| Broken Robots | Burn it Down |
| Butcher and the Florist | Quiet Beasts |
| Expected End | Tell Me I Belong |
| twentyfauxcarat | Water |
| Josh Caterer |
Need You Around
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| Black Bolts | Dark Side |
| Stingray Central | Now or Never |
| Lever | No Return |
| Shannon Candy | Ahhh America |
| Diagonal | Find the Sun |
| STRLING |
Truth Hits So Slow
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| The Goldstars | With This RIng |
| joyful | Alive |
| Beach Bunny |
Good Girls (Don’t Get Used)
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| 8-Bit Creeps | Close Your Eyes |
| HOUR 1 | |
| Kennyhoopla | Estella |
| Carolesdaughter | Violent |
| bbno$ | Help Herself |
| Weathers | C’est la Vie |
| Holly Humberstone | Falling Asleep at the Wheel |
| Dreamers | True Crime |
| Beach Bunny | Good Girls (Don’t Get Used) |
| Spill Tab | Name |
| Mod Sun | Flames feat Avril Lavigne |
| Cloud Nothings | Nothing Without You |
| 347Aidan | Dancing in my Room |
| Sir Chloe | Michelle |
| Run the Jewels | The Ground Below feat Royal Blood |
| Nothing | Say Less |
| Yuno | Somebody |
| Laura Jane Grace | Swimming Pool Song |
| Kiwi Jr | Cooler Returns |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Remi Wolf | Hello Hello Hello |
| Death From Above 1979 | One + One |
| Middle Kids | Cellophane Brain |
| The Dirty Nil | Blunt Force Concussion |
| Maggie Lindemann | Knife Under My Pillow |
| Jawny | Sabotage |
| Melody Federer | I Hate Love |
| Xiu Xiu | A Bottle of Rum |
| Foushee | Deep End |
| Mansionaire | Guillotine feat NoMBe |
| Pale Waves | Easy |
| Goldpark | Beautiful Desperation |
| Frances Forever | Space Girl |
| Missio | Can You Feel the Sun |
| Giant Rooks | Heat Up |
| AFI | Twisted TOngues |
| The Kid Laroi | Without You |
| Blue de Tiger | Vintage |
| Dayglow | Close to You |
Happy Valentine’s Day. It’s an amazing feeling to have found “the one,” is it not? Just do the world a favor, though. If you ever feel compelled to hang a “love lock” as a symbol of your relationship’s permanence….just…don’t. It would likely be one of the most ironic moves you can make.
At one of the hottest spots for couples to commemorate their union — a small pedestrian bridge in Prague (VIDEO BELOW) — crews regular come through with bolt cutters and snap the symbols right off. And for good reason. Worldwide, these historical structures are falling apart, under the weight of the heavy metal.
Feel free to watch. Maybe you’re a bit bitter today and will revel in the destruction. Or maybe you and your person will realize a $10 padlock isn’t the best way to commemorate your thing. It’s just gonna get cut off anyways. — [eric]
[📷: William Eickler from Pexels]
