Relationship Court: Am I Being a Wet Blanket?

Fan of the show Angela needs our help. As she explains in this email, she’s been taking road trips with her husband during the pandemic. That was working out great until they hit Colorado and the grounds of her husband’s ex-girlfriend’s place. Here’s what happened:

What do you think? Does Angela have a right to be concerned and angry or is she simply being no fun? Give this woman some help over on our Facebook page!

TikTok Tuesday: Here’s What You Need to Know

Here are the TikToks you need to see this week:

We’re completely obsessed with this man and his “talents”.

@fabulousjustinaPaint me like one of your French Fry girls 🍟 #fyp #gay #husbandsoftiktok #tiktoktailgate @mcdonalds @celinedion @zacharyfostermusic♬ original sound – Justin Russell

We bet you can’t hear this without pushing your tongue to the inside of your cheek

@darrenbrand😏 The More you know♬ original sound – Tammy Toxik Dlamini

Finally, this “friend” prank that people on pulling on their boyfriend’s is a recipe for disaster.

@cpolly7Calling my bf my friend prank. He was NOT having it. #bf #prank #foryou #carhacks

♬ original sound – Polly

Don’t forget to follow Brian, Ali, and Justin on TikTok!

Adrenaline Junkie Pushes Things to the Extreme

The things people do to get their works off. For this 26-year-old daredevil, simply snowmobiling at high-speeds was not enough. He had to send that machine off of a cliff and then parachute to safety just to have a little fun that afternoon.

We’re very impressed by the man jumping off of a cliff, of course, but we’re even more impressed by the little parachute that deployed for the snowmobile. How great is that?

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Man Fakes Kidnapping to Get Out of Work

They say if you love what you do then you never work a day in your life – we cannot imagine how much this man must’ve hated this job. A 19-year-old in Arizona tied himself up and put a banana in his mouth to attempt to stage the kidnapping. While the initial attempt may have gotten him out of his shift, his story started to fall apart once the police investigation began.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to get out of work? Let us know over on our Facebook page.

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What’s the Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen in Someone’s House?

Is it fair to say you don’t really know someone until you’ve seen where they live? We think that’s fair. You never know what kind of rude surprises me be in store for you once you go into someone’s home for the first time. Take this Zillow listing, for example.

A wee bit concerning, isn’t it? Still, that’s a pretty fair offer for that place. It’s probably time for Brian, Ali, and Justin to hit the road and this place looks perfect for that.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in someone’s home? Sound off on Facebook and let us know!

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Fire in the Hole: Porch Pirate Caught in the Act!

A man in Mississauga, Ontario might be forced to walk the plank after attempting to swipe a package off of someone’s doorstep. Porch pirates are the worst because it’s so rare that their plans are foiled. Luckily for us, not only did this man fail at his attempt, but it was all caught on video.

All 233 seconds of this video are beautiful. The initial bust, the fleeing, and the wheels sputtering come together to create a form of vigilante poetry. It’s really a sight to behold, isn’t it?

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Cheating Boyfriend Gets Humiliated!

It’s 2021 and fellas are still out here cheating. Shame on them. Luckily, this man’s now ex-girlfriend is pretty crafty. Thanks to a little imagination and a lot of super glue, she was able to get revenge in a way that should satisfy anyone’s justice-driven appetite.

@lovetruthinkCheater cheater pumpkin eater PART 2! #fyp #boyfriends #girlfriend #couplegoals #cheater #snowstorm #colddays #diy #craft #viral #lgbt

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Let us know how you’ve gotten back at a cheater! Sound off on our Facebook and let us know.

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Blink-182 to have some…interesting collaborations on new album.

Blink-182 is getting close to releasing new music and, well, some of the artists they’ve been working with might leave you a little nervous.  In a recent interview, Travis Barker (who is producing EVERYONE these day and singlehandedly bringing back pop punk so give him his flowers) said that the new record was 60% complete and will be featuring artists like Grimes and Lil Uzi Vert on it. I’ll give you a second to process that…….OK,deep breath now let’s continue. Barker also said that he knows it sounds crazy but not to worry, its not like Blink is about to release a rap album.  Who do you want the band to collaborate with on the new record?  I say bring back Tom.  No offense to Matt Skiba, who RULES, its just that singing along to Miss You without using the famous Delong accent doesn’t hit quite the same.

Read more HERE.

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BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

My buddy Dan, you may know him as Producer Dan on the Dave and Kim morning show on our sister station WLS FM, just posted this crazy picture.  He was driving behind a semi on the interstate when a bowling ball made of ice fell off and hit his windshield final destination style!  Thankfully he is okay, and made the rest of his 40 mile drive home safely.

And I thought I just needed to worry about my neighbor’s icicle fortresses…  <3 Lauren

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Today’s Support Chicago Business: The River Kitchen + Bar

Today’s Support Chicago Spotlight Shines on The River Kitchen + Bar.

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Daft Punk Are Done.

Daft Punk just announced they have officially called it quits after 28 years.

They announced this along with a pretty gnarly retirement video on their YouTube page that you can see here.

In the meantime, as we wait for a reunion show (fingers crossed), we can all rewatch Daft Punk’s Lollapalooza set ONE MORE TIME. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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Here’s What You Need to Know About WFH Tax Deduction

It’s that time of the year again, but this last year has been like no other. If you’ve been working from home due to the pandemic here’s what you need to know.

The gist is this: “Many companies allowed or even encouraged their employees to work from home during the coronavirus pandemic, but any expenses employees incurred to make the new setup work aren’t deductible on your federal income tax returns. Nor are any expenses related to your home office space, like utilities, insurance, or taxes.”

A full list of what you need to know can be found here.

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How to Deal With Large Icicles On Your Roof

If you’re worried about the winter weather piling up on your roof, whether it be heavy snow, ice dams, or giant icicles, here’s what you need to know.

When it comes to icicles, try not to break them off. They can weigh a lot and a sudden shift in weight can cause major issues. It’s better to find a way for them to melt and then naturally fall off. Large amounts of icicles are usually a sign of poor insulation, while snow compiling is usually a sign of good insulation.

Stay safe, Chicago. Warm weather will be here soon!

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This Man Landed the Mars Rover While Working From Home

One man took working from home to a new level. As you can see from the video below, he was partially responsible for landing the Mars Rover from the comfort is his home office.

This is not only a miracle feat of science, but a miracle feat of productivity while working from home. The focus and intensity while landing it is awesome and the celebration afterwards is incredible.

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Skiers and Snowboarders, Unite!

With a country so divided it can be easy to forget what healing looks like. This is it, though. Bitter rivals. A man on a s snowboard and a man with skis. They aren’t supposed to get along with one another, yet here they are.

This video is not only beautiful, but it’s EFFICIENT. This needs to become the new trend. We love seeing it.

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Plane Ride From Hell Takes Place Over the Weekend

We’re not sure who this flight was worse for, the passengers in the sky or the people on the ground. A Boeing 777 suffered catastrophic engine failure en route from Denver to Honolulu over the weekend. Parts fell off the plane off in Denver’s surrounding suburbs.

Passengers noted that they thought they were goners while the plane was going down. They’re luckily here to tell their story (and still get to fly to Hawaii). What’s your closest near-death experience? Fly on over to our Facebook and let us know.

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Queued Up Playlist 2/21/21

HOUR 1
Mike Shinoda Happy Endings feat Iann Dior and UPSAHL
Blu de Tiger Vintage
AJR Way Less Sad
Maggie Lindemann Knife Under My Pillow
Dayglow Close to You
Lil Huddy The Eulogy of You and Me
Yuno Somebody
Weathers C’est La Vie
Bad Suns Baby Blue Shades
Laura Jane Grace Swimming Pool Song
Death from Above 1979 One Plus One
Mod Sun Flames feat Avril Lavigne
Baio Dead Hand Control
bbno$ Help Herself
Jawny Sabotage
AFI Twisted Tongues
Little Hurt My Head Hurts
HOUR 2
Manchester Orchestra Bedhead
The Dirty Nil Blunt Force Concussion
Xiu Xiu A Bottle of Rum
Beach Bunny Good Girls (Don’t Get Used)
Cloud Nothings Nothing Without You
Foushee Deep End
Mansionair Guillotine feat NoMBe
Nothing Nowhere Fake Friends
Pale Waves Easy
Kids in America Afterlife
Sir Chloe Michelle
TV Priest This Island
Goldpark Beautiful Desperation
Holly Humberstone Falling Asleep at the Wheel
Giant Rooks Heat Up
Melody Federe I Hate Love
Missio Can You Feel the Sun
Frances Forever Space Girl
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2.21.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • R.E.M. – Pop Song 89
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Rocket
  • Blink 182 – The Rock Show
  • The Flys – Got You (Where I Want You)
  • Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
  • Love And Rockets – Ball Of Confusion
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Zephyr Song
  • Soho – Hippychick
  • Pearl Jam – Corduroy
  • Morrissey – The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
  • The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man
  • Matisyahu – King Without A Crown
  • Incubus – Wish You Were Here
  • The Pretenders – Middle Of The Road

Hour 2

  • The Ramones – Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
  • Fountains Of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
  • The Church – Under The Milky Way
  • Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching
  • Juliana Hatfield – Universal Heart-Beat
  • The Killers – Smile Like You Mean It
  • Beastie Boys – Sure Shot
  • Depeche Mode – Policy Of Truth
  • The Cranberries – Free To Decide
  • 311 – Down
  • The Bravery – An Honest Mistake
  • Sublime – Doin’ Time


Hour 3

  • The Clash – London Calling
  • Weezer – The Good Life
  • Soundgarden – My Wave
  • The The – This Is The Day
  • Veruca Salt – Seether
  • They Might Be Giants – Ana Ng
  • The Lemonheads – It’s A Shame About Ray
  • Panic! At The Disco – The Only Difference…
  • Green Day – Hitchin’ A Ride
  • The Cure – Just Like Heaven
  • Blind Melon – No Rain
  • Hole – Malibu
  • Nirvana – You Know You’re Right

Hour 4

  • Rancid – Ruby Soho
  • New Order – Regret
  • Jane’s Addiction – Stop!
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – Kiss Them For Me
  • Talking Heads – And She Was
  • Hum – Stars
  • James – Laid
  • No Doubt – Hella Good
  • Nine Inch Nails – Down In It
  • Porno For Pyros – Pets
  • The Smiths – This Charming Man
  • Stereo MCs – Connected

Lip Synching gold:

Licking ice cream cartons is now a crime in Arizona.

Remember when a bunch of 🍑🎩’s were filming themselves opening up ice containers in stores, taking a big lick, then putting them back? 🤢

Arizona has passed a law to combat anyone from ever doing this again  From the Phoenix New Times:

“The new law makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to intentionally introduce, add or mingle “any bodily fluid or foreign object not intended for human consumption with water, food, or drink.” That’s if a person actually consumes the produce or the damage of the contamination is at least $1,000.

If nobody consumes the contaminated produce and the damage is less than $1,000, it’s still a Class 2 misdemeanor with the potential for four months in jail and a $750 fine.

A final provision “Allows the calculation of damages caused by the contamination to include: a) the cost to clean and sanitize the contaminated area; and b) any monetary compensation given to a human being who consumed the contaminated water, food, drink or other product.”

So, are people gonna get off easy with this?  Does it need to be harsher?  Do we need this specific law?  — [eric]

[📷: American Heritage Chocolate on Unsplash]

Putting up your windshield wipers before a storm? STOP.

If you are a true blue Chicagoan or suburbanite, one of your tricks in combating winter is to stand your windshield wipers straight up in the air before a coming storm.

Stop doing this.  It has the potential to damage your car.  Windshield wipers aren’t meant to stand up to handle the force of the wind and you could be wrecking the gears that make them move.  More on this from Lifehacker.  Maybe you’ll rethink this move?  — [eric]