The cockpit from the Millennium Falcon has been transformed into a hotel pod from hell. Seriously, why are influencers into things that look like they make life more difficult? First the tiny home trend ruined our Explore Page, now this.

 

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Would you sleep here or is this a little too spooky for you? We won’t judge. Let us know on Facebook what you think.

Society almost crumbled in the midst of the pineapple on pizza debate. We might have to rebuild from ashes once this story takes off. A restaurant in Iowa has decided to test the bandwidth of our sanity with an interesting looking Fruit Loops pizza.

 

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Would you eat this? Not for any money, not for pride, but because it looks good. We need to hear from you one way or another. Tell us why this pizza is whack or why it’s a snack over on our Facebook page.

When the world said said no live music or concerts, the world meant it. While it appears that this was a socially distanced gig outside, it didn’t stop mother nature from interfering with a tree branch of justice. Look at how close this comes to going horribly, horribly wrong.

We’re all so close to being able to go back to enjoying live music. When you return to your first gig, maybe make a mental note to look out for trees, though.

Furniture shopping is the worst. You have to find a couch, plunk down a bunch of money on it, and then comes the worst part – the delivery charge. This man found a great way around that.

This is a man who knows a good deal when he sees one (via IG:bloutbert) pic.twitter.com/wBMHIXcrlT

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 3, 2021

He said he’s been doing this for six years. Six years! That’s dedication when it comes to finding a great deal on a couch. We salute our thrifty king.

Young men are drinking less and gaming more which is leading to a steep decline in young adult’s having sex. This information comes from a study that that compiled data from 2007-2017, which means that these are pre-pandemic numbers. We would have to imagine the numbers have dropped even more sense the start of 2020. These numbers came out at the same time as a study that showed an alarming decrease in brith rate in this country, meaning women are having less casual sex than they used to was well.

So I guess what we want to know is…is this true for you? Brag a little bit. Head on over to our Facebook and let us know if your life has differed from the results in this study.

Colon cancer is a real issue. That’s why this March, the Colon Cancer Foundation is teaming up with DuClaw Brewing Company and CraftShack to motivate you to take care of yourself. Here’s what you need to do,

For 400 eligible participants, it’s as easy as Click. Squat. Sip:

1. Click – Sign up at www.GiveACrapChallenge.com between March 3 – 7 for a chance to participate and receive the screening, Squatty Potty and beer.  (One hundred lucky entrants will be randomly selected from signups to participate at no cost. Another 300 can instantly participate by making an $85 donation.)
2. Squat – Take your noninvasive colorectal cancer screening test in the privacy of your own home and mail to the lab in the prepaid envelope.
3. Sip – Enjoy your 6-pack of DuClaw’s ‘Thanks for Giving a Crap’ edition of Sour Me Unicorn Farts glittered sour ale on your doorstep from CraftShack & relish in the fact that you gave a crap today! (You’ll receive secure, personalized results of your screening test from to your device.)

Thanks to social media influencers, the campaign will be on social with the #GiveACrapChallenge through TikTok and other platforms, where participants can ask a parent or loved one, “When was the last time you pooped?” as a way to encourage “the talk” about getting tested because you “give a crap” about them.

You heard us: Click, Squat, and Sip!

If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. In this case, the crime is stealing an animal and then spray painting it. A woman in Alabama is facing charges of animal cruelty after she snatched up her neighbor’s goat and decided to have a little fun with it. To make matters worse, theft of livestock in Alabama constitutes a felony charge (because of course it does).

What’s the dumbest crime you’ve ever witnessed? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what dumb crimes you’ve seen!