Colon cancer is a real issue. That’s why this March, the Colon Cancer Foundation is teaming up with DuClaw Brewing Company and CraftShack to motivate you to take care of yourself. Here’s what you need to do,

For 400 eligible participants, it’s as easy as Click. Squat. Sip:

1. Click – Sign up at www.GiveACrapChallenge.com between March 3 – 7 for a chance to participate and receive the screening, Squatty Potty and beer.  (One hundred lucky entrants will be randomly selected from signups to participate at no cost. Another 300 can instantly participate by making an $85 donation.)
2. Squat – Take your noninvasive colorectal cancer screening test in the privacy of your own home and mail to the lab in the prepaid envelope.
3. Sip – Enjoy your 6-pack of DuClaw’s ‘Thanks for Giving a Crap’ edition of Sour Me Unicorn Farts glittered sour ale on your doorstep from CraftShack & relish in the fact that you gave a crap today! (You’ll receive secure, personalized results of your screening test from to your device.)

Thanks to social media influencers, the campaign will be on social with the #GiveACrapChallenge through TikTok and other platforms, where participants can ask a parent or loved one, “When was the last time you pooped?” as a way to encourage “the talk” about getting tested because you “give a crap” about them.

You heard us: Click, Squat, and Sip!

If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. In this case, the crime is stealing an animal and then spray painting it. A woman in Alabama is facing charges of animal cruelty after she snatched up her neighbor’s goat and decided to have a little fun with it. To make matters worse, theft of livestock in Alabama constitutes a felony charge (because of course it does).

What’s the dumbest crime you’ve ever witnessed? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what dumb crimes you’ve seen!

Fair warning: Nostradamus predicted there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. In the 16th century, the philosopher predicted World War II pretty much exactly as it played out so while there’s no need to panic yet, you might want to start making some calls about who your literal ride or die’s are going to be. Here’s what Nostradamus wrote about 2021,

“Few young people: half−dead to give a start. Dead through spite, he will cause the others to shine, And in an exalted place some great evils to occur: Sad concepts will come to harm each one, Temporal dignified, the Mass to succeed. Fathers and mothers dead of infinite sorrows, Women in mourning, the pestilent she−monster: The Great One to be no more, all the world to end.”

Luckily the CDC provided a list of things to need in a zombie apocalypse, including 1 gallon of water for every day and non-perishable food.

Who are you taking with you into the zombie apocalypse battle? Family? Friends? Brian, Ali, and Justin? Let us know on Facebook who you’re going into battle with!

“Meow” is never a sound you want to hear coming from the inside the cabin. Unfortunately for passengers on a flight from Sudan to Doha (the capital of Qatar, obviously), that’s exactly what they heard. In the midst of the flight, the cat began attacking crew members on the flight. It is believed that the cat had snuck on the plane during overnight maintenance and once they reached a cruising altitude, the cat freaked out.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen on your flight? Fly on over to our Facebook page and let us know what you saw!

Seth Rogen, former star of Freaks & Geeks and Knocked Up, among other things, launched a product that he’s very passionate about recently. Houseplant, a cannabis company that has been active in Canada since 2019, is making its way to the shores of the United States on March 11.

The company’s cannabis strains will initially only be available in California via its website and will roll out to select dispensaries across the state later this spring, according to Houseplant representatives. We’re happy for Rogen but we want that good stuff here in Chicago!

He’s made an entire career based on not only being a great actor, but a great actor who loves pot. It’s the perfect fit for him. If you had the funds to start a business that suited your lifestyle, what would it be? Are you already doing it? Let us know! Hit us up on Facebook with the job that would best fit your lifestyle.