Today’s Relationship Court features a TikTok gone wrong. Listener Rodney is pissed at his wife for latching onto one of the latest viral trends. Here’s what he sent us:
What should Rodney do? Leave us a comment on our Facebook page before this man completely loses his mind!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? What is the true definition of “hold your horses”? This TikTok enlightened all of us on a bunch of things we never knew:
Put another point on the scoreboard for Dave Chappelle. He was lightyears ahead of everyone else on Pepe Le Pew. The legendarily horny skunk has been axed from the new Space Jam movie, giving people that stopped evolving in 1995 yet another reason to claim that Jordan is better than Lebron because his Space Jam was “uncensored”. Take a look at this clip of our fallen comrade:
It has been confirmed that there was a scene between King James and Pepe in which Lebron explained consent to the skunk, but the scene was never animated and ultimately scrapped. What do you think about this situation? Did Pepe deserve the societal axe? Let us know on our Facebook page!
One of the many factors that has changed for everyone in this life-altering year is where and how we work. A new study shows that 1 in 3 working Americans would quit their job if they had to return to the office after the coronavirus pandemic. Another 39% would take a pay cut if it meant that they could stay home during the workday and do their business remotely.
Would you prefer working remotely even after it is safe to return to work? Let us know on our Facebook what you think!
The dreadfully uninformed have claimed that the Chicago accent is the worst one of them all. We here at Brian, Ali, and Justin obviously beg to differ. We find beauty in it. There’s a certain amount of comfort that it brings us. It sounds like home. Listen to this lovely soliloquy that was penned by a local resident.
To you, what defines the Chicago accent? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what essential Chicago diction is!
Apartment inhabiters in big cities will do anything they can to get some more space within their living situation. For one New York resident, though, she got more than she bargained for. She peaked behind her bathroom mirror and discovered something truly horrifying.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found that’s been hidden? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know about your wild discovery.
Think back to a time when life was much simpler. Melons were merely a fruit, eggplants were nothing more than an emoji, and the Washington Monument was…actually, that has always looked phallic. Never mind. The point is, there’s a golden age of innocence that children have in them. See this TikTok for example:
Every night at 9 pm we put a spotlight on what we think could be your next favorite song. This week we are featuring a true artist. St. Vincent! This Grammy winning artist’s new album drops on the 14th and we are spinning the first single off of it, called “Pay Your Way In Pain.” Its dark, dirty, sleek, and retro. Take a listen and be sure to let us know what you think of the song by texting in to 312101 when we play it tonight at 9.
At this point, the FooFighters could cover the ABC’s and it would RULE!
Foo Fighterstook viewers back to the disco era with their cover of the late Andy Gibb‘s“Shadow Dancing”
Taylor Hawkinstook the lead vocal, whileDave Grohljoinedthe backing vocalists on the song, which Gibb wrote with his brothersBarry,RobinandMaurice, a.k.a.The Bee Gees.
Urban Grill at 1132 West Wilson by the Red Line, opened their doors and gave away 70,000 meals for free — 50,000 of them to children experiencing food insecurity — when the pandemic began. Because they haven’t been in business long enough to qualify for pandemic assistance themselves, they need community support. This is the exact reason why Support Chicago exists. Go grab some amazing food and support local businesses that have supported others.
A Girl Scout troop in Michigan recently set up shop outside of a dispensary and sold 1,000 boxes in just six hours. Brilliant business strategy if you ask us. This idea wasn’t loved by everyone, though. Other groups wanted to get in on the munchie-induced fun, but the Girl Scouts of Southeastern Michigan said no way, insisting there was a “policy” that prevented the Girls from doing such a thing. Spoiler: no such policy exists.
Do you think Girl Scouts should be allowed to sell their cookies outside of a dispensary? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know what you think!
Replays in basketball have become a huge issue. They prolong games, they vanquish intensity, and they simply aren’t fun. When this announcer starts ranting and raving about a 4th quarter plagued with replays and monitor checks, we’re on board. Then things take a turn for the vicious as he brings his wife into this. It’s brutal!
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your partner? Honesty starts over on our Facebook page and we encourage you to join in on the conversation.
2007 called, they want your headline back. A man in Birmingham, UK escaped from prison in November left his home to go to the store to get the new Call of Duty game. He was stopped by an officer asking why he was traveling during shelter-in-place orders, and shortly after the police were able to figure out that this was a man they were looking for.
How have you been caught red-handed? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know your most embarrassing story.
Bath & Body Works: the only place in America where a full-fledged fist-fight can break out in front of people who don’t have the wherewithal to yell “World Star!” This is as gnarly of a street fight as we’ve seen in quite some time.
As you can see, haymakers are landed from start to finish. This is a classic Karen Royale. What’s your fight story? Let us know on Facebook exactly what went down and how it happened!
Get prepared for your blood to boil. This preacher reminded us of the most important part of the Bible: the horny parts. He pulled a passage from Genesis 69:420 when the Man upstairs said, “let thy man thirst.” He wants women to look like Melania Trump and for them to be proud, trophy wife, because after all, men are visual creatures. The full, insane clip is here.
If you could say anything to his face, what would it be? Let him have it over on our Facebook page.
Hands down, this has always been a go-to GIF for me:
And now, the character that inspires it will be available to you as a talking plushie doll. Boomer, from the “First Date” video, will be come complete with a skateboard and can of beer. So soft and….huggable, I suppose? Details below. — [eric]
Eddie Vedder, lead singer of the greatest band in the history of ever, and massive Cubs fan did something that each and every one of us have at least thought about while passing the Friendly Confines after having 2 too many pops at our favorite Wrigleyville bar. He snuck in to Wrigley and took batting practice! According to Eddie, he and Theo Epstein got a little hammy’d after the Cubs won the 2016 NLCS and snuck back in to Wrigley in the wee hours of the night to take some batting practice. The best part? As they sat in the outfield around 4 in the morning, they could still hear people partying on their roofs, celebrating the victory. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE????
Read more about what could be the coolest night of all time HERE, and of course make sure you check out the PJ/Cubs documentary “Pearl Jam: Lets Play Two”
Was MTV the last great music curator before the internet age? And how great was “120 Minutes?” Jon Manley and James VanOsdol dig into MTV’s musical relevance through the years in the latest HOA episode!