Get prepared for your blood to boil. This preacher reminded us of the most important part of the Bible: the horny parts. He pulled a passage from Genesis 69:420 when the Man upstairs said, “let thy man thirst.” He wants women to look like Melania Trump and for them to be proud, trophy wife, because after all, men are visual creatures. The full, insane clip is here.
If you could say anything to his face, what would it be? Let him have it over on our Facebook page.
| HOUR 1 | |
| St. Vincent | Pay Your Way in Pain |
| Missio | Can you Feel the Sun |
| TV Priest | This Island |
| Weathers | Cest la Vie |
| Ashe and Finneas | Til Forever Falls Apart |
| Lord Huron | Not Dead Yet |
| Maggie Lindemann | Knife Under My Pillow |
| Lil Huddy | The Eulogy of You and Me |
| Manchester Orchestra | Bedhead |
| Frances Forever | Space Girl |
| Goldpark | Beautiful Disaster |
| Nothing Nowhere | Fake Friends |
| AFI | Twisted Tongues |
| Xiu Xiu | A Bottle of Rum |
| The DIrty Nil | Blunt Force Concussion |
| Carolesdaughter | Violent |
| Middle Kids | Cellophane Brain |
| HOUR 2 | |
| bbno$ | Help Herself |
| The Band Camino | One Last Cigarette |
| Cloud Nothings | Nothing Without You |
| Blu de Tiger | Vintage |
| Jawny | Sabotage |
| Yuno | Somebody |
| Girl in Red | Serotonin |
| Death From Above 1979 | One Plus One |
| Porter Robinson | Look at the Sky |
| The Happy Fits | Hold me Down |
| Giant Rooks | Heat Up |
| Melody Federer | I Hate Love |
| Beach Bunny | Good Girls (Don’t get Used) |
| Baio | Dead Hand Control |
| Pale Waves | Easy |
| Dayglow | Close to You |
| Strumbellas | Greatest Enemy |
| Mansionair | More |
Hands down, this has always been a go-to GIF for me:
And now, the character that inspires it will be available to you as a talking plushie doll. Boomer, from the “First Date” video, will be come complete with a skateboard and can of beer. So soft and….huggable, I suppose? Details below. — [eric]
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Eddie Vedder, lead singer of the greatest band in the history of ever, and massive Cubs fan did something that each and every one of us have at least thought about while passing the Friendly Confines after having 2 too many pops at our favorite Wrigleyville bar. He snuck in to Wrigley and took batting practice! According to Eddie, he and Theo Epstein got a little hammy’d after the Cubs won the 2016 NLCS and snuck back in to Wrigley in the wee hours of the night to take some batting practice. The best part? As they sat in the outfield around 4 in the morning, they could still hear people partying on their roofs, celebrating the victory. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE????
Read more about what could be the coolest night of all time HERE, and of course make sure you check out the PJ/Cubs documentary “Pearl Jam: Lets Play Two”
Was MTV the last great music curator before the internet age? And how great was “120 Minutes?” Jon Manley and James VanOsdol dig into MTV’s musical relevance through the years in the latest HOA episode!
Solemn Oath Brewery was founded in 2012 in Naperville and has been serving the highest quality of fresh craft beer in the greater Chicagoland area and beyond faithfully for nearly 9 years. In 2019 Solemn Oath expanded to include City Water Hard Seltzer and in 2021 will expand to include a Chicago taproom in the heart of the Logan Square neighborhood. Please Support local businesses and grab a pint … or four at Solemn Oath Brewery! P.S. Their “Community Dome Forest” is DOPE! – Tim Virgin
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Happy Friday! Kick it off with The Wiggles mashing up Tame Impala’s Elephant with Fruit Salad. Good luck getting this out of your head! Yummy yummy. <3 Lauren
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The cockpit from the Millennium Falcon has been transformed into a hotel pod from hell. Seriously, why are influencers into things that look like they make life more difficult? First the tiny home trend ruined our Explore Page, now this.
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Would you sleep here or is this a little too spooky for you? We won’t judge. Let us know on Facebook what you think.
You’re probably expecting a link to couples counseling when you opened this article. Maybe you thought it was going to be a step-by-step guide to conflict resolution or a fun, sporty couples workout program. WRONG. Couples that swipe together, stay together.
Seems healthy @callherdaddy (via IG:skylerkaufman) pic.twitter.com/uvjzRzH2wy
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 4, 2021
Would you do this with your partner? Let us know why or why not in our Facebook comments!
Society almost crumbled in the midst of the pineapple on pizza debate. We might have to rebuild from ashes once this story takes off. A restaurant in Iowa has decided to test the bandwidth of our sanity with an interesting looking Fruit Loops pizza.
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Would you eat this? Not for any money, not for pride, but because it looks good. We need to hear from you one way or another. Tell us why this pizza is whack or why it’s a snack over on our Facebook page.
We’ve heard a lot of stories about people being pissed off about the way their packages are treated, but this is the first time we’ve seen packages pissed on. A delivery driver in Rhode Island is under investigation for urinating all over someone’s packages. The incident just happened to be picked up on their Ring doorbell.
SURPRISE DELIVERY: A North Kingstown man says he got a lot more than he paid for when a delivery driver dropping off groceries with @amazon URINATED on them. Caught on his ring doorbell. Says it's especially worrisome since so many more people are getting things delivered. @ABC6 pic.twitter.com/fpXqP9gLdU
— Brittany Comak (@BComakABC6) March 3, 2021
Do you have a bad delivery driver story? Hit us up on Facebook if you do. It’s bad enough we have to deal with porch pirates. You’d think we could trust our delivery drivers to not pee on our packages, but in 2021 that is a tall task.
When the world said said no live music or concerts, the world meant it. While it appears that this was a socially distanced gig outside, it didn’t stop mother nature from interfering with a tree branch of justice. Look at how close this comes to going horribly, horribly wrong.
We’re all so close to being able to go back to enjoying live music. When you return to your first gig, maybe make a mental note to look out for trees, though.
They’re going to sell special versions of their new album When You See Yourself as an NFT — that’s a non-fungible token, which instead of holding money can hold art, tickets or music. It’s the first time a band has sold an album in this form.
This NFT will be sold for $50 through YellowHeart for two weeks only starting Friday. The token includes a special digital album cover, a digital download of the music and limited-edition vinyl.
Rolling Stone reports that the band will also offer up two other types of tokens — one that offers live show perks like front-row seats for life and the other just for exclusive audiovisual art.
When You See Yourself will be out Friday through non-cryptocurrency retailers too.
Today’s Support Chicago business is De La Vie Day Spa. Go get pampered people!
3120 North Sheffield Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60657
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De La Vie Day Spa is a local oasis of luxury and relaxation. Located in Lakeview East, you can treat yourself or someone special to one of the many treatments offered. If a little pampering can go a long way, just think of what a full treatment can do. Get a facial while your nails dry then finish off with a body treatment. De La Vie was hit extremely hard by the restrictions on spa and salon services since they cannot as easily sell products and their service rely on close proximity. SO PLEASE HELP local business and get pampered at the same time. – Tim Virgin
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Oh no, he’s back. Our penny-pinching, bro-dude from Tuesday got in contact with us again. Here’s what he had to say.
You know what to do, folks. You either think this man is a genius or you think he’s a pig. Either way, let me know what you think on our Facebook page.
Furniture shopping is the worst. You have to find a couch, plunk down a bunch of money on it, and then comes the worst part – the delivery charge. This man found a great way around that.
This is a man who knows a good deal when he sees one (via IG:bloutbert) pic.twitter.com/wBMHIXcrlT
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 3, 2021
He said he’s been doing this for six years. Six years! That’s dedication when it comes to finding a great deal on a couch. We salute our thrifty king.
Sometimes you wake up with a horse head in your bed, other times you push a rival bird in front of a train. Gang wars and real and these pigeons are the worst offenders. We can only imagine they were arguing over some littered food and who’s territory it fell into. That’s when the aggressors began pushing their rival directly into the line of the train.
This is, for lack of a better term, STRAIGHT SAVAGE. Be on the lookout for gangster pigeons next time you head to the train. You could be next.
Young men are drinking less and gaming more which is leading to a steep decline in young adult’s having sex. This information comes from a study that that compiled data from 2007-2017, which means that these are pre-pandemic numbers. We would have to imagine the numbers have dropped even more sense the start of 2020. These numbers came out at the same time as a study that showed an alarming decrease in brith rate in this country, meaning women are having less casual sex than they used to was well.
So I guess what we want to know is…is this true for you? Brag a little bit. Head on over to our Facebook and let us know if your life has differed from the results in this study.
What can you say about school? It certainly exists. There’s some good, some bad, and some just straight up stupid. It seems like every year there’s a new trend that causes schools to overreact.
What’s the dumbest rule that your school enforced? Hit us up on Facebook and let us bask in the stupidity!
