Relationship Court: Major Cold Feet

Things are not good in the hood for this couple. With their wedding right around the corner, suddenly this bride has cold feet. Here’s what he had to say:

How should he deal with this situation? Do you know someone that’s been in this spot or have you been in this spot yourself? Either way, you probably have some advice worth sharing. Hit us up on Facebook and give this person the advice that they need to hear!

How Have You Made the Most of Quarantine?

We’re officially one year into the COVID-19 pandemic and while there is light at the end of the tunnel, this can still be an incredibly taxing and exhausting time. One couple made the most of their year stuck inside and decided to build an insane replica of their former local video store.

@thevideobunkerBest wife ever. #thevideobunker #videostore #vhstapes #movietok #renovation

♬ original sound – Be Kind, Rewind

@thevideobunkerReply to @karmawillgetyousoon #thevideobunker #videostore #vhstapes #movietok

♬ original sound – Be Kind, Rewind

Yes, the guy looks exactly like the type of guy that would do this. It’s the chefs kiss of this story.

How have you stayed busy during COVID? Let us know what your new hobby or proudest accomplishment over the past year has been over on our Facebook page?

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Check Out This Amazing Drone Footage!

There’s nothing quite like a good drone shot, is there? This is the best looking drone footage we’ve ever seen.

Do you have any cool drone shots? Send them to us over on our Facebook page!

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Science Has A New Study About Nipples

Believe it or not, men act differently around women with visibly erect nipples. This study somehow went more in depth than just using common sense. The first part of the two part study had participants look at randomized slides with two sets of identical pictures of women except for the fact that in some of the pictures the women had erect nipples, and some didn’t. The participants were then asked to rate the photographed women on a series of 16 emotional and physiological states, including positive, negative, and sexually arousal.

Part 2 concluded that heterosexual men will go out of their way to be around women with visibly erect nipples. Thank you for joining us on this edition of “science”.

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Bartlett Science Teacher Attempts to Injure a Student

A former science teacher at Bartlett High School was found guilty of charges alleging he was trying to injure a student during a liquid nitrogen demonstration. The teacher, Garry Brodersen, poured liquid nitrogen on a student’s chest and groin area in the spring of 2018.

What weird thing did your teacher do? Share with us on Facebook!

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Kindergarten Teacher Flips Off Parent on Zoom!

Online learning is taking its toll on society. We are a year into the process for some schools which means students are fried, teachers are fried, and parents are fried. As you can see in this video, a woman is frustrated with the fact that her 5-year-old can’t stay focused during the Zoom. That leads to a parent suggesting that she and the teacher have this conversation elsewhere. When the man turns off his camera, the teacher, the lady wearing the glasses, shoots him the bird.

As you can see, right around the :41 mark, the teacher does the unthinkable. This is a sad display for everyone involved.

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Today’s Support Chicago Business: BONUS ROUND CAFE

Bonus Round, Chicago’s first board game cafe, has everything you need for a night in or a night out. Buy a new game from a wide selection to bring home to the family or stop in with your friends for weekly events. Grab a game, sit down, and play a few rounds. If you don’t know how don’t worry – there are experts on hand to help you figure it out.

This place RULES!  Head on over for some board game fun or donate to their gofundme page! – Tim Virgin

Sat/Sun 12pm-6pm.
Wed/Fri by appointment.

 

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Whose Karen Is It?

Folks, we’re speechless at this one. After the year that we’ve had as a country, we thought maybe we had pushed these Karens towards extinction. Unfortunately, this type of Karen is a cockroach and she’ll keep respawning until the end of time. Look at this horrible Facebook post:

You know the rules, it’s time to guess where this Karen belongs to. Hit us up on our Facebook and take your guess!

How Many Dates Should You Go On Before Having Sex?

This age-old question was finally tackled by a professional matchmaker. Her logic is backed by science so it’s going to be hard to argue against this.

@realmatchmakermaria12 Date Rule – Part 3 What happens when you have sex too soon? You miss all the red flags! #askamatchmaker #dating #relationships

♬ original sound – Maria Avgitidis

How long do you wait before “doing it” after you’ve started seeing someone? Sound off on our Facebook and let us know!

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Are Your Neighbors Having Sex Too Loud?

Fornication is funny thing. There’s seemingly an art to providing just enough vocal feedback to keep your partner interested and intrigued while also not alerting the whole building that sex is happening. If you’re having an issue with this in your apartment building, we suggest taking a look at this note that was recently left on the door of a UK couple.

How have you handled this situation in the past? Give us some advice over on our Facebook page!

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How Did Your Parents Embarrass You?

Parents: they’re here to feed us, clothe us, and at times humiliate us. That’s just the cycle of life. This girl was recently exposed by her mom in a subtle, albeit evil way.

How did your parents embarrass you? Relive the horror by letting us know on our Facebook page!

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Just How Bad is Chicago Traffic?

It’s hard imaging a more congested and crowded scene than downtown Chicago, but according to a new study, Chicago ranks as having the third most-congested traffic in the country. Somehow New York City and Philadelphia beat us out. The busiest traffic corridor in the U.S. was found to be while traveling inbound on Interstate 290/294 to the Interstate 90/94 interchange.

Do you hit any of these hotspots on your commute? Where is the worst traffic in Chicago? Drive on over to our Facebook page and give us some tips on where to avoid!

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Do You Think This Woman is Lying About Her Age?

It’s never polite to ask a woman her age, but sometimes it has to be done simply because the answer will surprise you. This woman was pissed that she was offered the senior discount at a grocery store which could make sense under any circumstance, but once she claimed to reveal her true age, we became stunned.

No matter what age she actually is, we can all agree that she looks good! That’s all that really matters, right?

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Today’s Support Chicago Business: The Bagel Restaurant & Deli – Lakeview

When the owner’s grandparents arrived from the Old World, they brought with them a lifetime of prized, traditional recipes. Armed with these family secrets and a desire to provide authentic Jewish meals, they established The Bagel in 1950 as a premier ethnic eatery. Since opening, the restaurant has moved twice, but the owners of The Bagel are proud to carry on their family heritage in Lakeview East. The Bagel offers traditional Jewish dishes, fresh bagels, catering packages, special holiday menus, and more. It truly is a staple in the neighborhood and Jewish community and needs every bit of support to make it through this incredibly challenging time.

Support local businesses and grab an AMAZING meal at The Bagel! – Tim Virgin

The Bagel Restaurant

3107 N Broadway
Chicago, IL 60657
773-477-0300

https://www.bagelrestaurant.com/

Sun: 8:00am – 9:00pm
Mon-Sat: 8:00am – 10:00pm

 

 

 

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TikTok Tuesday!

What’s an embarrassing thing that you’ve said during sex? It’s hard to beat what this woman did:

@sieeeeerra##stitch with @fratoholic I have more♬ Up – Cardi B

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? What is the true definition of “hold your horses”? This TikTok enlightened all of us on a bunch of things we never knew:

@spencer.barbosaWHO ELSE IS SHOOK???😖 #funfact #iwastodayyearsold #relatable #fact #teenager♬ original sound – spencer barbosa🧚🏻

How accurate is this list of “5 Things Women Do That Men Secretly Hate”?

@jdrogers34Lmaoo all jokes…maybe😶😶#couples #blackcouplegoals #fyp #Coming2America #funny

♬ original sound – Nathan Hurd

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Pepe Le Pew: CANCELLED

Put another point on the scoreboard for Dave Chappelle. He was lightyears ahead of everyone else on Pepe Le Pew. The legendarily horny skunk has been axed from the new Space Jam movie, giving people that stopped evolving in 1995 yet another reason to claim that Jordan is better than Lebron because his Space Jam was “uncensored”. Take a look at this clip of our fallen comrade:

It has been confirmed that there was a scene between King James and Pepe in which Lebron explained consent to the skunk, but the scene was never animated and ultimately scrapped. What do you think about this situation? Did Pepe deserve the societal axe? Let us know on our Facebook page!

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Will You Continue Working Remotely After the Pandemic?

One of the many factors that has changed for everyone in this life-altering year is where and how we work. A new study shows that 1 in 3 working Americans would quit their job if they had to return to the office after the coronavirus pandemic. Another 39% would take a pay cut if it meant that they could stay home during the workday and do their business remotely.

Would you prefer working remotely even after it is safe to return to work? Let us know on our Facebook what you think!

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What is the Chicago Accent?

The dreadfully uninformed have claimed that the Chicago accent is the worst one of them all. We here at Brian, Ali, and Justin obviously beg to differ. We find beauty in it. There’s a certain amount of comfort that it brings us. It sounds like home. Listen to this lovely soliloquy that was penned by a local resident.

To you, what defines the Chicago accent? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what essential Chicago diction is!

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You’ll Never Believe What This Woman Found in Her Apartment

Apartment inhabiters in big cities will do anything they can to get some more space within their living situation. For one New York resident, though, she got more than she bargained for. She peaked behind her bathroom mirror and discovered something truly horrifying.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found that’s been hidden? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know about your wild discovery.

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