This age-old question was finally tackled by a professional matchmaker. Her logic is backed by science so it’s going to be hard to argue against this.
@realmatchmakermaria12 Date Rule – Part 3 What happens when you have sex too soon? You miss all the red flags! #askamatchmaker #dating #relationships
How long do you wait before “doing it” after you’ve started seeing someone? Sound off on our Facebook and let us know!
Fornication is funny thing. There’s seemingly an art to providing just enough vocal feedback to keep your partner interested and intrigued while also not alerting the whole building that sex is happening. If you’re having an issue with this in your apartment building, we suggest taking a look at this note that was recently left on the door of a UK couple.
How have you handled this situation in the past? Give us some advice over on our Facebook page!
Parents: they’re here to feed us, clothe us, and at times humiliate us. That’s just the cycle of life. This girl was recently exposed by her mom in a subtle, albeit evil way.
How did your parents embarrass you? Relive the horror by letting us know on our Facebook page!
It’s hard imaging a more congested and crowded scene than downtown Chicago, but according to a new study, Chicago ranks as having the third most-congested traffic in the country. Somehow New York City and Philadelphia beat us out. The busiest traffic corridor in the U.S. was found to be while traveling inbound on Interstate 290/294 to the Interstate 90/94 interchange.
Do you hit any of these hotspots on your commute? Where is the worst traffic in Chicago? Drive on over to our Facebook page and give us some tips on where to avoid!
It’s never polite to ask a woman her age, but sometimes it has to be done simply because the answer will surprise you. This woman was pissed that she was offered the senior discount at a grocery store which could make sense under any circumstance, but once she claimed to reveal her true age, we became stunned.
No matter what age she actually is, we can all agree that she looks good! That’s all that really matters, right?
When the owner’s grandparents arrived from the Old World, they brought with them a lifetime of prized, traditional recipes. Armed with these family secrets and a desire to provide authentic Jewish meals, they established The Bagel in 1950 as a premier ethnic eatery. Since opening, the restaurant has moved twice, but the owners of The Bagel are proud to carry on their family heritage in Lakeview East. The Bagel offers traditional Jewish dishes, fresh bagels, catering packages, special holiday menus, and more. It truly is a staple in the neighborhood and Jewish community and needs every bit of support to make it through this incredibly challenging time.
Support local businesses and grab an AMAZING meal at The Bagel! – Tim Virgin
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Today’s Relationship Court features a TikTok gone wrong. Listener Rodney is pissed at his wife for latching onto one of the latest viral trends. Here’s what he sent us:
What should Rodney do? Leave us a comment on our Facebook page before this man completely loses his mind!
What’s an embarrassing thing that you’ve said during sex? It’s hard to beat what this woman did:
@sieeeeerra##stitch with @fratoholic I have more♬ Up – Cardi B
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? What is the true definition of “hold your horses”? This TikTok enlightened all of us on a bunch of things we never knew:
@spencer.barbosaWHO ELSE IS SHOOK???😖 #funfact #iwastodayyearsold #relatable #fact #teenager♬ original sound – spencer barbosa🧚🏻
How accurate is this list of “5 Things Women Do That Men Secretly Hate”?
@jdrogers34Lmaoo all jokes…maybe😶😶#couples #blackcouplegoals #fyp #Coming2America #funny
Put another point on the scoreboard for Dave Chappelle. He was lightyears ahead of everyone else on Pepe Le Pew. The legendarily horny skunk has been axed from the new Space Jam movie, giving people that stopped evolving in 1995 yet another reason to claim that Jordan is better than Lebron because his Space Jam was “uncensored”. Take a look at this clip of our fallen comrade:
It has been confirmed that there was a scene between King James and Pepe in which Lebron explained consent to the skunk, but the scene was never animated and ultimately scrapped. What do you think about this situation? Did Pepe deserve the societal axe? Let us know on our Facebook page!
One of the many factors that has changed for everyone in this life-altering year is where and how we work. A new study shows that 1 in 3 working Americans would quit their job if they had to return to the office after the coronavirus pandemic. Another 39% would take a pay cut if it meant that they could stay home during the workday and do their business remotely.
Would you prefer working remotely even after it is safe to return to work? Let us know on our Facebook what you think!
The dreadfully uninformed have claimed that the Chicago accent is the worst one of them all. We here at Brian, Ali, and Justin obviously beg to differ. We find beauty in it. There’s a certain amount of comfort that it brings us. It sounds like home. Listen to this lovely soliloquy that was penned by a local resident.
To you, what defines the Chicago accent? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what essential Chicago diction is!
Apartment inhabiters in big cities will do anything they can to get some more space within their living situation. For one New York resident, though, she got more than she bargained for. She peaked behind her bathroom mirror and discovered something truly horrifying.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found that’s been hidden? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know about your wild discovery.
Think back to a time when life was much simpler. Melons were merely a fruit, eggplants were nothing more than an emoji, and the Washington Monument was…actually, that has always looked phallic. Never mind. The point is, there’s a golden age of innocence that children have in them. See this TikTok for example:
@flakko_jr95sheesh 🙄 ##fyp
As equally pure as it is uncomfortable. That’s just the way we like it.
Every night at 9 pm we put a spotlight on what we think could be your next favorite song. This week we are featuring a true artist. St. Vincent! This Grammy winning artist’s new album drops on the 14th and we are spinning the first single off of it, called “Pay Your Way In Pain.” Its dark, dirty, sleek, and retro. Take a listen and be sure to let us know what you think of the song by texting in to 312101 when we play it tonight at 9.
At this point, the FooFighters could cover the ABC’s and it would RULE!
Foo Fighters took viewers back to the disco era with their cover of the late Andy Gibb‘s “Shadow Dancing”
Taylor Hawkins took the lead vocal, while Dave Grohl joined the backing vocalists on the song, which Gibb wrote with his brothers Barry, Robin and Maurice, a.k.a. The Bee Gees.
Urban Grill at 1132 West Wilson by the Red Line, opened their doors and gave away 70,000 meals for free — 50,000 of them to children experiencing food insecurity — when the pandemic began. Because they haven’t been in business long enough to qualify for pandemic assistance themselves, they need community support. This is the exact reason why Support Chicago exists. Go grab some amazing food and support local businesses that have supported others.
Read all about this amazing place in the ChicagoSun Times.
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A Girl Scout troop in Michigan recently set up shop outside of a dispensary and sold 1,000 boxes in just six hours. Brilliant business strategy if you ask us. This idea wasn’t loved by everyone, though. Other groups wanted to get in on the munchie-induced fun, but the Girl Scouts of Southeastern Michigan said no way, insisting there was a “policy” that prevented the Girls from doing such a thing. Spoiler: no such policy exists.
Do you think Girl Scouts should be allowed to sell their cookies outside of a dispensary? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know what you think!
Replays in basketball have become a huge issue. They prolong games, they vanquish intensity, and they simply aren’t fun. When this announcer starts ranting and raving about a 4th quarter plagued with replays and monitor checks, we’re on board. Then things take a turn for the vicious as he brings his wife into this. It’s brutal!
Damn didn’t need to come for your wife’s neck on national TV like that…. pic.twitter.com/MSxNuiuefF
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 7, 2021
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your partner? Honesty starts over on our Facebook page and we encourage you to join in on the conversation.
2007 called, they want your headline back. A man in Birmingham, UK escaped from prison in November left his home to go to the store to get the new Call of Duty game. He was stopped by an officer asking why he was traveling during shelter-in-place orders, and shortly after the police were able to figure out that this was a man they were looking for.
How have you been caught red-handed? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know your most embarrassing story.
Bath & Body Works: the only place in America where a full-fledged fist-fight can break out in front of people who don’t have the wherewithal to yell “World Star!” This is as gnarly of a street fight as we’ve seen in quite some time.
A whole fight just happened at bath & body works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying pic.twitter.com/ocumzj8G9f
— Genevieve (@gendenslow) March 6, 2021
As you can see, haymakers are landed from start to finish. This is a classic Karen Royale. What’s your fight story? Let us know on Facebook exactly what went down and how it happened!
