In an effort to censor the world’s stupidity, Yahoo is pulling the plug on Yahoo coming May 4. For years now, this has been a true proving ground for the dumbest people on the Internet. It’s become the perfect self-confidence booster for people who had previously been feeling down about their IQ. Here are just a few gems from the site.

A comprehensive list of classic Yahoo Answers moments can be found here.

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A new poll conducted by The Chicago Index shows that 73% of participants think that this city is headed in the wrong direction. Even worse, only 7% of people that were surveyed felt that the city was doing “excellent”. There were a few bright spots, notably that a majority of citizens are happy with their access to public transpiration and that Chicago remains a hotbed for tourism.

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Lake Superior State University established the nation’s first chemistry program focused on cannabis when it launched The Cannabis Center of Excellence in 2019. If that wasn’t cool enough, the school has now created its first marijuana-based scholarship to students that are at least a sophomore and have a 3.0 GPA. In the cannabis program, students will take courses like Cannabis Plant Sample Pre and two rounds of Cannabis Chemistry, making it one of the most unique college experiences there is.

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There’s nothing more innovative as a redneck with an idea. It’s amazing what these people can come up with. We’re glad they keep going back to the drawing board time after time. Just look at this.

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The average screen time for an adult in 2019 was 3.5 hours a day on their phone. This, of course, is before the pandemic, which kept us plugged in a little bit more. Still, most people are active on their phone somewhere between 3-5 hours a day. This kid, on the other hand, is destroying that number.

@themaxlevanwhat’s your average ?? #foryou #foryoupage #teamlevan #viral #xyzbca #fijichallenge #funny

♬ original sound – Maxwell LeVan

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Lovers of Heinz Ketchup need to stock up immediately. America’s most popular ketchup brand is facing a ketchup shortage as more and more restaurants continue to reopen their doors. The company says that bottled ketchup isn’t as big of an issue as the tiny, resturant-sized ketchup packages are. That begs the question, are they putting different ketchup in bottles compared to packets? Who knew the world of ketchup was so intense!

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A mom’s April Fool’s Day prank has backfired on her. A woman in Kansas has ended up behind bars after she lied to her daughter about being shot in her home. This led to an armed standoff between police and a home, assuming that there was an armed person inside the home. When police broke down the door, the house was empty. It was all a big prank. The mother was arrested on unlawful request of emergency service assistance.

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We’re not sure why this video is as funny as it is, but we can’t stop laughing at it. We’ve all been here before and we know exactly how that feels.

Tracking ability: 10/10
Catching ability: significantly less than that/10

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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 5, 2021

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they take balls to the face. That’s the price you pay to become the Internet’s main character for a day.