A woman in Pennsylvania is feeling a tad lonelier tonight as earlier this week her house was broken into and burglarized. The thief came in, took roughly $700 in cash, bank cards, and then stole the home owner’s various sex toys. Getting the cash back would be nice, but we’ll let the criminal keep those toys. We can’t imagine what they’ve done with them already.
What’s been stolen from you? Tell us about it over on our Facebook page!
A Chicago man who’s accused of driving a stolen car last month dialed in for a Zoom court appearance about the stolen car while sitting behind the wheel of yet another stolen car Tuesday, according to prosecutors. This deserves a slow clap. We hate to see cars get stolen, but we love someone who is this dedicated to their craft. It’s a pretty incredible thing to see.
The man was pulled over in the middle of his Zoom hearing and that is when the worlds began to collide. It was quickly discovered that he has in court for a stealing a car while also sitting in a stolen car. This city stays undefeated.
After a month of hard-fought contests between Chicagoland’s toughest Karen’s, we finally have a winner. Without further ado, here is the winner of the 2021 Karen Bracket.
Thank you to everyone who participated! Hinsdale Karen, you are the worst of the worst!
We’ve dealt with plenty of cheaters before, but very few of them have evidence they can use against their partner. This woman explains why she thinks her husband is cheating on her and how she knows this.
What do you make of this? Give Emily some advice over on our Facebook page!
Our very own viral TikTok sensation Justin takes you through what’s viral so you don’t have to waste hours digging through the app. Here’s what you need to know this week.
This guy hilariously tries to teach his girlfriend “how to act hood”:
@ansley.and.kevinSafe to say she needs some work…😭☠️ #fyp #OverShareInYourUnderwear #ansleyandkevin #EnvisionGreatness♬ original sound – Ans and Kev 👰🏼💍🤵🏾💕🍼
Then there’s this local legend:
@depaulbarstool@barstoolbama moment #fyp #chicago #family #xyzbca #alabama
When we think of the word “retirement” comes to mind, we typically think of athletes calling it quits after they’ve past their prime. We didn’t think that consuming porn was a sport, but one man has proved us wrong. He’s stepping away from the game after meeting the love of his life. Read what he had to say.
Has a partner ever convinced you to stop watching porn? Did a partner make you start watching porn? Let us know over on our Facebook page!
The People’s Champion is once again eying a run at The Oval Office. The 8-time WWE World Champion and three-time Teen Choice Awards winner is testing the waters despite having no political experience whatsoever. A recent poll noted that 46% of Americans would support The Rock if he decided to challenge for the title of being leader of the free world.
What do you make of this? Let us know what you think about The Rock’s presidential aspirations over on our Facebook page!
On this week’s edition of horrifying technological advances, people far smarter than we are have developed a webcam that looks like a human eyeball, down to the wrinkles. The webcam was designed to help people make better eye contact during web conferencing, as most webcams are too small to notice and eye contact is a key part of strong communication.
Their hearts are in the right place, but this is going to be a no from us. Let us know what you think about this webcam over on our Facebook page!
Parallel parking is like juggling. We’re always impressed by someone who can do it at a high level. Unfortunately, not everyone is skilled in the art of parallel parking. This whole ordeal is shocking, but the ending of it is UNBELIEVABLE.
Smooooooooth pic.twitter.com/sxYHhesdAM
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 12, 2021
Tell us about your parking nightmare stories over on our Facebook page!
Luka Doncic of the Dallas Mavericks is an absolute phenom. He’s been playing professional basketball since his teen years, he’s become one of the biggest stars in the NBA, and he can also do this, which is pure insanity. All of that at just 22 years old.
What were you doing at age 22? Luka Doncic is doing this pic.twitter.com/WB8jurAR0t
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 12, 2021
What were you doing at 22? Let us know over on our Facebook page!
Dave Grohl’s new documentary on van touring, What Drives Us, is out on Amazon on April 30th. This looks so amazing. It’s all about the way bands cram bodies into one van and hit the open road heading from gig to gig to make it big. Check out the trailer:
More about it at (Consequence of Sound)
If you missed SNL over the weekend, the episode fell 5 days after the 27th anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death. Kid Cudi paid tribute to him and Chris Farley during his first performance of “Tequila Shots,” wearing a T-shirt with Chris Farley on it under a fuzzy green cardigan resembling the one Cobain wore for Nirvana’s 1993 MTV Unplugged in New York performance (which is the subject of episode 24 of the History of Alternative podcast)
For “Sad People,” his second performance of the show, Cudi wore a floral dress. He confirmed on Twitter that this, too, was an ode to Cobain, and will be included in an upcoming collection between Off-White and Cudi.
Interesting fact from Vulture.com, “On Cudi and Kanye West’s collaborative album Kids See Ghosts in 2018, Cobain was credited as a songwriter and composer for the song “Cudi Montage,” which sampled Cobain’s “Burn the Rain” guitar riff.”
It's been 27 years since Kurt Cobain died. Which as of last week is now longer than he was alive.
Respect to @KidCudi for using his platform & @nbcsnl appearance to pay tribute to Kurt's legacy of struggle, authenticity, creativity for freedom, vulnerability, & individual style. pic.twitter.com/BItMNmKkMw
— Aaron Vallely (@Vallmeister) April 11, 2021
@KidCudi paying tribute and honoring Kurt Cobain on SNL was really dope!
— jpl. (@wuunderphil) April 11, 2021
Bro, @KidCudi performed on SNL in a dress and a Chris Farley shirt then did a short with Pete Davidson about flutes. I love that man.
— Deven D'Aleo (•v•) (@DevenDaleo) April 11, 2021
i’m so proud to be a @KidCudi fan. Man is inspiring millions to be you and know that depression can happen but we will always make it out somehow. Thank you big brother for guidance and love.
— mannyb (@dudercud44) April 11, 2021
If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, please reach out and call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255, or text TALK to 741741. <3 Lauren
We’re not sure how this man is qualified to give this advice, but he speaks with such confident and poise that we can’t help but believe him. These are his Top 5 Thot Professions:
Are these true? If you’ve been cheated on, sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what they did for a living!
Normal neighbors may not exist. You can be a normal person, sure, but people that live in your neighborhood are going to think you’re an absolute freak. We don’t know who this person is, but we know that she is desperately in need of some help.
If you’ve found this person’s lucky hair tie, please let us know over on our Facebook page!
Bad decisions come in many forms. Some make poor financial decisions, others pick and choose their friends very poorly. For some, though, accepting a shot of Malort is the worst decision you can make. This woman felt the brunt of her awful decision.
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Hone in on the face of her friend who is stunned and appalled at what she’s witnessing. That is not a ride or die friend. That is someone who is going to bail at the first sign of trouble and honestly, we don’t blame her.
The battle of the beaver rages on in Glenview as residents are furious at an HOA’s decision to put beaver traps in the local ponds. The HOA claims that beavers are chewing up plants and trees and as a result, doing thousands of dollars in damage. The issue with the removal process, as pointed out by one resident, is that the traps are underwater and will automatically drown the beavers in a cruel and unusual way.
What beef is going on in your neck of the woods? Give us the neighborhood gossip over on our Facebook page!
This story might bring back some horribly traumatic childhood incident and if that is the case, we apologize, but one boxer was knocked so loopy in his fight over the weekend that we would be doing a disservice to you if we didn’t share this. Look at the impact!
Night, Night pic.twitter.com/ZWSLcPcAgr
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 11, 2021
Have you felt a punch like that before? Maybe you’ve dished one out like that to someone that deserved it. Tell us about your fight story over on our Facebook page!
A 911 dispatcher in Louisiana finds herself in an emergency of her own after she spent $1.2 million that were added to her bank account by accident. Charles Schwab mistakenly transferred that absurd amount of money into her account and then the woman continuously ignored their calls, texts, and emails about the mistaken deposit. Now she finds herself behind bars.
Have you ever spent money that wasn’t yours? Tell us about it over on our Facebook page!
Colorado is on track to join Washington as the only states in which human composting is legal, meaning that once you pass away your body can be organically returned to the Earth. In terms of cost, it would roughly be the same cost as cremation, but this seems far more symbolic than any other form of post-death ritual.
How do you feel about this? Are you okay with the idea of being returned to the Earth as human compost or does this idea make you uncomfortable? Let us know over on our Facebook page!
| HOUR 1 | |
| The Maine | Sticky |
| Lil Huddy | The Eulogy of You and Me |
| Beach Bunny | Cloud 9 |
| Almost Monday | Live Forever |
| Manchester Orchestra | Bedhead |
| Death from Above 1979 | One Plus One |
| Arkells feat K. Flay | You Can Get It |
| Beabadoobee | Last Day On Earth |
| Baio | Dead Hand Control |
| St. Vincent | Pay Your Way in Pain |
| Strumbellas | Greatest Enemy |
| Yuno | Somebody |
| Pale Waves | Easy |
| Area 21 | La La La |
| Peach Tree Rascals | Change My Mind |
| The Orphan and the Poet | The Moxie |
| The Band Camino | 1 Last Cigarette |
| HOUR 2 | |
| The Joy Formidable | Into The Blue |
| Xiu Xiu | A Bottle of Rum |
| Mansionaire | More |
| Dreamers feat. Big Boi and Upsahl | Palm Reader |
| Flock of Dimes | Price of Blue |
| TV Priest | This Island |
| Ya Tseen feat. Portugal the Man | Knives |
| Tessa Violet | Games |
| Confetti | Ghost |
| Half Alive | What’s Wrong |
| The Happy Fits | Hold Me Down |
| Band of Silver | Looking for a Friend |
| Goldpark | Beautiful Desperation |
| Kiwi Jr | Cooler Returns |
| Ritt Momney | Set the Table |
| Twin XL | Slow Heart |
