As if Busch wasn’t already dominating the beer market, they have now expanded their alcohol privileges past humans and are expanding into the lucrative dog-beer market. Busch will pay you $20,000 dollars if your dog becomes CTO (Chief Tasting Officer) of the beer.

Here’s how to apply: Pet parents can post a picture of their dog on social media along with their qualifications and the hashtag #BuschCTOcontest.

The CDC has released a study regarding STD statics that was conducted in 2019 and the results are shocking. There were more than 2.5 million reported cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis, the most commonly reported STDs, in 2019. That is a 30% spike compared to the data they collected in 2015.

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Admit it, being a pet owner isn’t the most glamorous thing in the world, despite all of your well-timed Instagram photoshoots. A recent study showed that nearly half of polled pet owners are afraid to buy nice household items like furniture, in case their pet ruins it. The numbers for those with children are very similar.

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A Chicago man who’s accused of driving a stolen car last month dialed in for a Zoom court appearance about the stolen car while sitting behind the wheel of yet another stolen car Tuesday, according to prosecutors. This deserves a slow clap. We hate to see cars get stolen, but we love someone who is this dedicated to their craft. It’s a pretty incredible thing to see.

The man was pulled over in the middle of his Zoom hearing and that is when the worlds began to collide. It was quickly discovered that he has in court for a stealing a car while also sitting in a stolen car. This city stays undefeated.

When we think of the word “retirement” comes to mind, we typically think of athletes calling it quits after they’ve past their prime. We didn’t think that consuming porn was a sport, but one man has proved us wrong. He’s stepping away from the game after meeting the love of his life. Read what he had to say.

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On this week’s edition of horrifying technological advances, people far smarter than we are have developed a webcam that looks like a human eyeball, down to the wrinkles. The webcam was designed to help people make better eye contact during web conferencing, as most webcams are too small to notice and eye contact is a key part of strong communication.

Their hearts are in the right place, but this is going to be a no from us. Let us know what you think about this webcam over on our Facebook page!

Luka Doncic of the Dallas Mavericks is an absolute phenom. He’s been playing professional basketball since his teen years, he’s become one of the biggest stars in the NBA, and he can also do this, which is pure insanity. All of that at just 22 years old.

What were you doing at age 22? Luka Doncic is doing this pic.twitter.com/WB8jurAR0t

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 12, 2021

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