Look, it’s early in the season, no one is asking for a Pete Rose-Ray Fosse situation, but if the benches are going to clear like they did in yesterday’s divisional matchup between the White Sox and the Cleveland Indians, some form of aggression is encouraged. This is what we got instead.

BENCHES CLEAR IN THE 1ST INNING!

Adam Eaton was BIG mad after he got pushed off the base by Andrés Giménez. pic.twitter.com/4JtqANRpfL

— BroBible (@BroBible) April 15, 2021

Again, nothing morally wrong about this, but baseball is not a game of morals. Let’s throw some haymakers! How are you feeling about the Sox season so far? Let us know over on our Facebook page!

A new study finds that the average woman is popping over 4,100 pimples in her lifetime – and that the pandemic is making things worse! 8 out of 10 American women admit they pop pimples and most do it up to 65 times a year. That’s a grueling statistic when you think about it! The pandemic has made matters worse as people wore less sunscreen last year (a product good for your skin in a multitude of ways) and have suffered irritated skin as a result of their mask. Still, a zit is better than dying (so keep wearing a mask).

How often do you pop pimples? Do you have any advice for people struggling with “maskne” as a result of the pandemic? Talk about it over on our Facebook page!

A Taiwanese man man married the same woman four times and subsequently divorced her three times, all so he could get paid leave from work. The man, who worked as a clerk at a bank, noted that employees were guaranteed 8 days off from work whenever they got married. Thus, this man got married often. It’s not an evil plan, actually. Some would argue it’s brilliant. His employer did not find it to be brilliant. They shut it down as soon as they figured out what he was doing.

What’s the greatest scam you’ve ever pulled on someone? Reveal your worst over on our Facebook page!

When approached by a group of police officers last year, a 22-year-old Austrian man let one rip and farted on the officers. He was fined $600, but has spent the past week in court arguing that his gas is a form of freedom of speech. In court, the man argued that the fart was not intentional and that, even if it was intentional, it would still fall under his fundamental right for freedom of expression. The judge unfortunately did not see things his way. His fine was reduced, but he was still forced to pay a small amount of money for his actions.

Should farting be protected under our free speech laws? Let us know over on our Facebook page!

No wonder Justin was able to graduate from a Florida high school with honors. The Florida State Fair has unveiled some signature foods for this year’s fair and they are all deeply troubling. Look at this monstrosity.

“Flaming Hot Cheetos Funnel Cake: The Best Around continues to play with funnel cake recipes, this time bringing the heat with Flaming Hot Cheetos to funnel cake mix that is made with cornmeal, spices, fresh jalapeños and crushed spicy Cheetos. After being fried it is topped with nacho cheese and more Cheetos.”

It only gets worse from here.

Peanut Butter and Spicy Jelly Tater Tots: The sweet and savory pair comes from Swift Concessions Tots. Peanut butter and spicy jelly tater tots look messy but hit all the greasy, salty and sweet taste points.

What’s your go-to fair food? Let us know over on our Facebook!

There are songs that the club can’t handle, but this is a drink that society will not be able to handle. White Claw has announced a new seltzer, White Claw Surge, that is 8% alcohol. That is three percent higher than their signature seltzer. The drink contains two grams of sugar, in case you were afraid you wouldn’t be able to feel a thing, and comes in Orange and Cranberry flavors.

What are your thoughts on this new concoction? Let us know over on our Facebook page!

A woman in Pennsylvania is feeling a tad lonelier tonight as earlier this week her house was broken into and burglarized. The thief came in, took roughly $700 in cash, bank cards, and then stole the home owner’s various sex toys. Getting the cash back would be nice, but we’ll let the criminal keep those toys. We can’t imagine what they’ve done with them already.

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