What Outrageous Thing Does Your Mom Say?

Mother’s Day is this weekend and it is time that we take a moment and reflect on all of the amazing sacrifices that our mothers have made over the years. It is also a time to remember the outright outrageous things that come out of our mother’s mouths on a daily basis. We pick up on their quotes and take them as our own, like saying “I’ll give you something to cry about” to demanding we wear clothing, like when your mom has said “You need to wear underwear when people come over to the house!” A great list of outrageous mom quotes can be found here.

What outrageous thing does your mom say? Let us know on Facebook!

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Jake Paul Has a Death Wish

It’s crazy that a YouTube celebrity is pulling playground-level pranks on one of the greatest boxers ever. There’s a reason that fights are not fought on paper, but on paper, this seems very, very bad for the Paul Brothers. You should never touch another man’s hat. You have no idea what’s going on underneath there.

 

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Luckily, we have this video of Jake saying that he planned on stealing his hat. We were worried that he had done such a devilish dead on the fly. Stuff like this needs to be thoroughly planned out to be executed properly.

@jakepaulwent as planned♬ original sound – Jake Paul


These men are going to make one hundred million dollars and are building to it by playing “got your hat”. Somewhere along the way, we all made wrong decisions because these two are doing it right.

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Women Want to Be Topless On the Beach, For Equality

Ocean City, Maryland is the location where five women are arguing that they should be allowed to go topless on the city’s beach. In August 2017, Ocean City passed an ordinance that banned only women, and not men, from exposing their breasts in public. Ocean City is arguing that this ruin diminish the town’s “family-friendly demeanor”.

What do you think about this? Should women be allowed to go topless on not just the Ocean Beach, but any beach in the country? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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As If Things Couldn’t Get Worse, Carole Baskin Launches Cryptocurrency

Haven’t we suffered enough during the pandemic? Just as the world starts to open up, Carole Baskin has returned to our lives to remind us of the horrors of the start of the pandemic and she’s doing in this time in the worst possible way. Cat, her very own crypto, launched earlier this week.

Tiger King united us in a dark time. What will you remember about this pandemic 10 years from now? Tell us on Facebook!

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Nude “Nerf Wars” Is Becoming a Problem For One School

Hartland, Wisconsin is becoming ground zero for freedom in this country. The local police department has received numerous calls lately over students playing “Nerf Wars”, which, depending on how realistic the guns looked could be an issue, but to solidify that this is an issue, the students are nude. This seems like an incredibly freeing experience while also being deeply concerning for the community.

What “event” at your school do you remember? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Need a last minute Mother’s Day gift idea?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but MOTHER’S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY!  I’ll spare you the science, but trust me, your mom did A LOT for you and you should get her something nice to celebrate.  Check out Eater’s handy last minute gift guide below, and say hi to your mom for me this weekend.

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Relationship Court: Vasectomy Drama

A listener reached out to us about an issue he’s having with his high school sweetheart. Take a look at the situation he’s currently going through.

What’s your advice for this guy? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Is This the Woman That Hit Justin With Her Car?

This looks…familiar. Distracted driver, oblivious to her surroundings, and a magnet for trouble.

Justin never specified where he was when he he got hit by a car? Was he at his high school reunion in Florida this week? He was an honors student, after all.

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Chicago Pushing to Be Fully Reopened By July 4

On Wednesday, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced that the goal for the city is to be reopened by July 4 this summer. Summer events such as street festivals and concerts were announced on Wednesday, including Taste of Chicago To-Go, Millennium Park Programs, and City Markets, which are slated to return on May 15. Mask wearing and social distancing will be encouraged at all of these events. A full list of events on the docket for this summer can be found here.

What event are you most looking forward to? Let us know on our Facebook page!

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This Mother-Daughter Combo Does Something Truly Disturbing

As we plunge deeper to the point of no return, TLC is still pumping out “fresh” reality shows. The third season of sMothered is close to premiering (we know you know this, but just in case you didn’t) and the season three trailer revealed that a mother-daughter combo give each other Brazilian waxes.

Take a moment, cleanse yourself.

What weird family tradition do you have? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Do You Know Why You Have Pubic Hair?

Did you know there are actual health benefits to having hair down there? Without them, our bodies would be drastically different. They produce pheromones, scent glands in your groin, which is a chemical that is thought to trigger attraction in a potential sexual partner. They act as cushioning because otherwise all of that skin-to-skin contact could take a toll on your junk. Plus, they provide cleanliness. Clean pubic hair provides a protective barrier that can help prevent dirt, debris, and germs from invading sensitive areas.

A full list of reasons and more information about the benefit of pubic hair can be found here.

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Did Ryan Reynolds Mom Actually Drunk Sext His Brother? 😂 🍆

In a new commercial, Ryan Reynolds claims his mother accidentally drunk-texted his brother and said, “I’m having a bath. Wanna join?” . . . followed by three eggplant emojis.  And he says he’s not kidding.  (The commercial is about the dangers of drunk texting.  While talking, popup messages are being shown, including the one from his mom.).

It’s pretty awesome! 😂

 

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Whose Karen Is It?

Dear God, please help us locate this Karen. We’ve seen Karen’s come in many forms since we began hunting them down, but this Missed Connections Karen is a different beast. This is a special kind of evil.

Where is this Karen from? Take your guess on our Facebook page!

New Study Shows Men with Big Noses Also Have Big…You Know…

You know what they say? Big nose, big hose. A recent study reveled that men with large noses are more likely to have tree trunks growing out of their pants. They said it may be down to exposure to key hormones, called androgens, in the womb. More info on the study can be found here.

Does this ring true to you? Tell us why or why not on Facebook!

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Must-See Video of Fasted PB&J Ever Made!

Parents, start your engines. The PB&J Wars are heating up on TikTok and Brian, Ali, & Justin’s World Record department has verified this woman as creating the world’s most beloved sandwich in the shortest amount of time.

Think you can beat her? Share a video of you making a sandwich on our Facebook page!

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Hero Alert: Chicago Uber Driver Saves Life, Turns Down Reward

Mike Bussan, an Uber driver in Chicago, reacted quickly and ultimately gave a gunshot victim another chance at life earlier this week. Bussan rushed the victim and his brother to the hospital after hearing their car crash near Clark and Roosevelt in the South Loop. He scooped up the two and rushed them to the hospital. Afterwards, he was surprised with a cash reward, which he declined.

Chicago, this is what it looks like when we have each others backs. You love to see it.

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An Actual Explanation about McDonald’s and Their Ice Cream Machines

We don’t want to come across as Karen’s, but what’s the deal with all of these broken ice cream machines at McDonald’s (wait, is Seinfeld a Karen?). Every time we look forward to stuffing our face with hot fast-food and then cold, refreshing ice cream goodness, our attempts our thwarted. Finally, someone went straight to the source and figured out why we have all of these issues getting ice cream.

@behindthebrandsJOHNNY HARRIS made a great video on the topic, check it out to learn more #marketing #businesstiktok #behindthebrands #mcdonaldsicecreammachine

♬ original sound – BehindTheBrands

What’s your biggest fast food grievance? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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The Cutest Cubs Highlight of the Season

Chicago parents, this is how you do it! In the midst of an afternoon thrashing on the Dodgers, the visitors found one small glimmer of hope with a solo home run from Keibert Ruiz. That glimmer of hope was luckily immediately erased by this adorable Cubs fan combination.

The Cubs haven’t had a lot of highlights this season. This is undoubtedly the cutest moment of their season thus far.

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