Car Tears Up Jackson Park Golf Course!

Jackson Park went full-Grand Theft Auto over the weekend. A driver went wild and took a turn onto the golf course, dodging pedestrians and tearing up the course along the way. This is a situation that seems like a dream come true for the driver and a nightmare for anyone looking to, you know, golf.

Tell us about your own public meltdown over on Facebook!

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Chicago Sports Team Brought Home a Championship This Weekend!

You’ll forever remember where you were when you found out that the Chicago Steel captured the Clark Cup over the weekend. They knocked off the Fargo Force to win the USHL (minor league hockey) title over the weekend. This marks a two year run of dominance for the Steel, who had a killer 2019 season that was cut short due to COVID-19.

White Sox, we’re looking at you now. Bring home a title for us!

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Queued Up Playlist 05/23/21

Hour 1
Green Day Pollyanna
Saint Motel It’s All Happening
Aurora Runaway
Half Alive What’s Wrong
Arlo Parks Hurt
Joywave Every Window is a Mirror
Area 21 la la la
Kid Brunswick When You Were Young
The Neighbourhood Stargazing
Holly Humberstone The Walls Are Way Too Thin
Ya Tseen Knives
Surf Curse Freaks
Suoco SOS
Baio Dead Hand Control
Alice Merton Vertigo
Peachtree Rascals Change My Mind
Hour 2
Bleachers Stop Making this Hurt
Chvrches He Said She Said
Julian Lamadrid 15 Minutes
Tessa Violet Games
Maggie Lindemann Crash and Burn
Kennyhoopla Hollywood Sucks
The Chemical Brothers The Darkness That You Fear
Cannons Bad Dreams
Briston Maroney Bottle Rocket
Beabadoobee Last Day On Earth
Xiu Xiu A Bottle of Rum
Manchester Orchestra Bedhead
Poorstacy Public Enemy
Modest Mouse We are Between
Vance Joy Missing Piece
Willow Transparent Soul
The Joy Formidable Into the Blue
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5.23.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • XTC – Senses Working Overtime
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Cherub Rock
  • Kajagoogoo – Too Shy
  • Modest Mouse – Ocean Breathes Salty
  • No Doubt – Don’t Speak
  • Urge Overkill – Sister Havana
  • Incubus – Wish You Were Here
  • Hole – Doll Parts
  • Talking Heads – And She Was
  • Band Of Horses – No One’s Gonna Love You
  • Green Day – Holiday

Hour 2

  • Morrissey – Suedehead
  • Butthole Surfers – Pepper
  • Pearl Jam – Daughter
  • Bow Wow Wow – I Want Candy
  • Radiohead – Creep
  • Young The Giant – My Body
  • Blondie – One Way Or Another
  • Primus – Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
  • Jimmy Eat World – A Praise Chorus
  • The Cult – She Sells Sanctuary
  • Nirvana – Dumb
  • Elastica – Connection
  • Sublime – Doin’ Time


Hour 3

  • Foo Fighters – Learn to Fly
  • Vampire Weekend – A-Punk
  • Weezer – Island In The Sun
  • The English Beat – Save It For Later
  • The Ramones – Blitzkrieg Bop
  • Belly – Feed The Tree
  • Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
  • All Time Low – Dear Maria, Count Me In
  • Beck – The New Pollution
  • The Smithereens – A Girl Like You
  • Alanis Morissette – Ironic
  • Cake – Short Skirt/Long Jacket
  • Temple Of The Dog – Hunger Strike

Hour 4

  • Modest Mouse – Float On
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – Cities In Dust
  • Local H – Bound For The Floor
  • The Pretenders – Back On The Chain Gang
  • Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
  • Angels And Airwaves – The Adventure
  • The Cure – Love Cats
  • Matthew Sweet – Sick Of Myself
  • The Strokes – Someday
  • Berlin – The Metro
  • Cracker – Low
  • Limp Bizkit – Nookie

TV news reporter finds, saves stolen dog on camera

While reporting on a dog that was stolen out of a car earlier that day — a TV reporter spotted the pooch being walked by the alleged thief, interviewed him, and called 9-1-1 to bring police to the scene.  The crazy story was captured on video, which is below.

Cambridge Police charged the 29 year old show in the video below with larceny as well as breaking & entering a motor vehicle with the intent to commit a felony.  “Titus,” a German Short-Haired Pointer, has been reunited with their owner.

Dave Grohl will host the Tonight Show Monday

Remember when you bought that Peloton and got a 5 day streak during this pandemic and thought to yourself “I am crushing life right now with my productivity. Im the king’qheen of the world!!!”  Just me?  Oh, well anyways, if you thought you were making the most of the pandemic, here comes Dave Grohl to one up you yet again.  He has released a book, done 2 movies, dropped an album, will headline Lollapalooza, been inducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (again), and now he’s going to host the dang Tonight Show!

In conclusion, set your DVRs and Dave Grohl is better than us all.  And thats OK, he seems cool.

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Butt Implant Sales Have Soared in the Last Year

The pandemic has given people time to reflect and think about how they’d like to change themselves in a post-pandemic world. For some people, they challenged themselves to do an act of kindness a day. For others, they wanted butt implants. According to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, butt implant sales went up 22% last year, beating out breast and hair implants.

On a related note, if anyone knows a butt surgeon for Brian, Ali, & Justin (mainly for Brian & Justin) please let us know.

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How Did You Torture Your Younger Sibling?

Change is happening all around us, but one thing remains the same: younger siblings are always going to get the worst possible outcome. In this case, it was an unholy posterization that will send shivers down the spine of every basketball fan.

How did you torture your younger sibling? Let us know over on Facebook!

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“Playing Dead” Prank Goes Horribly Wrong

As we gather here today, let us firmly immortalize this as the greatest prank reaction video of all-time.

We’re lucky that the man in question didn’t croak and turn this playing dead prank into a real life death.

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Man’s Bitcoin Meltdown Caught On Camera

Crypto is not for the weak. It has more drastic swings than a teenager and there’s life-changing money at stake. Teenagers are only going to cost you money. Bitcoin dipped earlier this week and this man did not handle it well. He’s not cut out for this lifestyle.

Are you into the crypto game? Give Brian, Ali, & Justin some investment tips on Facebook!

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Chicago Historian Is Educating Us One TikTok at a Time

Shermann Thomas, better known under his TikTok name @6figga_dilla, is doing the Lord’s work by educating us on Chicago’s history and disproving Chicago stereotypes along the way. Here he is spitting facts about the greatness that is Harold’s Chicken Shack.

@6figga_dillaI had to do a better version. ##Haroldschicken is culture. ##chicago ##chitown ##chicagohistory ##historytok ##foodhistory ##fyp

♬ original sound – S. Dilla Thomas

Chicago, as the city opens back up this summer, let’s take pride in our community. This is the greatest city on Earth and no one can take that away from us. In the meantime, we’ll be studying up on Chicago history with our man Dilla.

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The Black Keys are back!

The Black Keys are back!  The new album Delta Kream came out on Friday and they boys performed two songs that aired on Colbert Friday night, enjoy ‘Crawling Kingsnake’ and ‘Going Down South,’ loooooving these bluesy guitar solos.  <3 Lauren

This was Patrick’s face when I asked to play cowbell at AHOY! (A Happy One Year to Brian, Ali and Justin at the Aragon)

Did You Know Your iPhone Is Doing This Every Five Seconds?

Despite being glued to our devices on a daily basis, there’s still so much that we’re unaware of when it comes to the power of the cellphone. For those that have an iPhone specifically with Face ID turned on, you might not be aware just how precise and accurate the Face ID is. Give this a look:

Do you feel like this is an invasion of privacy or have you resigned to the fact that we’ve sold every shred of privacy we have to our technological overlords? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Ravenswood Culver’s Set to Open Next Week!

After a near-two-year wait, Ravenswood is finally getting ButterBurgers in their neck of the woods. This location will feature a spacious dining room and plenty of local staff, as well as a pedestrian-friendly walkup window for those stopping by via the Montrose Brown Line. This is great news for the neighborhood and great news for Cheese Curd lovers.

The restaurant will be located at 1819 W. Montrose Ave and will open next week.

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11-Year-Old Badass Fights Off Kidnapper in Broad Daylight

In Pensacola, Florida, an 11-year-old girl fought off a predator with her incredible reflexes and self-defense skills. It’s bad enough stooping low enough to attempt to kidnap a child, but then to fail in doing so? He’s the worst of the worst. Weak-minded and weak in the body. This man is pathetic. Shame this man.

More information on children’s self-defense can be found here.

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Nine Inch Nails Cover The Spice Girls

Perhaps scientists have gone too far. Someone ran the Spice Girls through some filters and out came a terrifyingly realistic Nine Inch Nails cover.

Fingers crossed they add this to their Riot Fest set.

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Want to be Twitter verified?

Few things in life are as important as social media <sarcasm font>, and there is no aspect of social media more important, more validation, more top shelf than the blue checker mark from Twitter.  Its everything, and as someone who is officially Twitter verified, I can tell you my life is at least 14% better than it was pre-blue check.  So how do you get one?  Just apply.  Thats right, Twitter is getting ready to launch a self verification form so you can finally join the ranks of celebrities, athletes, and 13 yr olds with 8 billion YouTube subs. Check out THIS article for tips on how to make sure you get approved once the program launches.  Good luck!

 

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