This Karen is straight from hell. An unfun, awful killjoy who is surely going to ruin whatever holiday plans you have.
Let us know where you think this Karen is from on Facebook!
This Karen is straight from hell. An unfun, awful killjoy who is surely going to ruin whatever holiday plans you have.
Let us know where you think this Karen is from on Facebook!
Parenting is not an easy game, but some are better at it than others. There’s a chance that as a child, your parents did at least one of these things that is now causing you tremendous psychological harm. HuffPost Parents spoke with several experts who shared some things that may seem minor, but are very damning to a child’s development. Here’s what they listed:
The good news is that HuffPost Parents provided us with a list of solutions to these phrases, all of which can be found here.
October 1, you can’t come soon enough. The trailer for the prequel to the greatest television series of all-time has arrived and it is glorious.
If for some reason you haven’t seen The Sopranos, fire up your HBO account and get binging. You can easily knock out every episode before this movie drops in theaters and on HBO Max in October.
After a decade-long absence, Chicago Park District has announced the return of 16-inch softball. This is a Chicago tradition unlike any other and a true measure that this city is back, baby.
The rosters are due by July 7. There is a maximum of 15 people per-roster.
The regionals will be July 17 at Horner, Humboldt and Washington parks. The citywide tournament is July 24 at Humboldt Park.
On Tuesday, Governor Pritzker signed a bill that will allow student athletes to be compensated for their work. Pritzker was in Champaign to sign the bill at the University of Illinois. As soon as next month, student athletes will be able to hire agents and sign endorsement deals.
Sadly, there is a clause in this bill that will prevent student athletes from being able to be endorsed by vape companies. This is a devastating blow to their own brands. Could you imagine being the quarterback for the University of Illinois and being put on by a vape brand? That’s the dream.
Chicago’s greatest export just upped their game with some fun, summer-themed merchandise and we couldn’t be any happier. Imagine, 4th of July weekend, you’re eating an Italian Beef Sandwich that was catered by Portillo’s in a Portillo’s swimsuit while laying on a Portillo’s floaty. I believe that’s what they mean when they talk about “the American dream.”
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We often have people message us with issues that their spouse has caused, but this issue has intensified because of a mother-in-law. We’ll let this unidentified man explain.
Let us know how he should handle this situation over on Facebook!
Per an FCC mandate that will go into place on June 30, every voice provider in the country (Verizon, AT&T, and Comcast, among others) will be required to implement new technology called Stir/Shaken. As CNet’s Marguerite Reardon explains, “Stir stands for “secure telephone identity revisited,” and “Shaken” for “signature-based handling of asserted information using tokens.” Stir is the technical protocol, and Shaken is the framework by which calls can be tracked in the new robocall mitigation database.”
Basically, the US has been hit by over 22 billion robocalls already this year and this technology should hopefully curb that a little bit. Even a divided nation can come together and rejoice in less robocalls for everyone.
It’s very rare that Brian, Ali, & Justin choose to acknowledge the existence of birds because we think of them as a fake animal (if we’re even thinking about them at all), but a recent trend in the midwest has caught our attention. Let us be very clear, Justin is not infecting random birds…that we know of. Scientists don’t know why this is happening, but birds in Cincinnati have begun dropping like flies with symptoms such as “puffy, swollen eyes with a crusty discharge.” Sounds like our Sunday mornings after a night in Wrigleyville.
Officials in Ohio, Kentucky and Indiana say if you see a potentially infected bird, report it to your state’s wildlife department.
Oh nothing to see here, just a gun pointed at a guy’s head while he continues to eat wings. The level of cool and calm that is required to do this is astounding. The fact that he didn’t throw those wings up and run away is astounding.
So remember the next time someone points a gun at your dome, just continue to smile and eat.
Let’s wait until we judge this man from Iowa who called in a bomb threat after a local McDonald’s failed to include dipping sauce with his McNugget order. If it was buffalo sauce he was looking for, we’re not saying he’s justified, but his reasons would suddenly make more sense. According to a criminal complaint, police called Golwitzer at the phone number used to make the threat. Police said he admitted over the phone, and later in an interview at the police department, that he made the threats.
Golwitzer has been charged with a Class D felony: false report of explosive or incendiary device.
Technology has birthed us with some incredible possibilities. This is what Brian, Ali, & Justin would look like if they had babies together.
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday, Station website www.101wkqx.com, or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
(i) Text: Listen to the Station Thursday, July 1, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station. By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant. Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest. By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.
(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, July 1, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Rise Against” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
Winner Selection. On Thursday, July 1, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.
PRIZE PROVIDER: Live Nation, 111 E. Wacker Drive, Suite 1400, Chicago, IL 60601
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My buddy Gary from Liar’s Club shared this and it made my day so hopefully it will do the same for you.
Devo covering NIN’s Head Like A Hole, enjoy!
Maybe a reprise at Riot Fest in September? Or maybe NIN covering Devo?? Or maybe a collaboration even?! <3 Lauren
It started off with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a…..Further proof that nothing good comes of turning to social media in search of medical advice, a trend on Tiktok has people shoving garlic up their noses to relieve nasal congestion. Check this out
@rozalinekatherinei’m shook lol ##tiktoktaughtme ##thankyoutiktok ##tiktokhacks
Now, as an Italian, i thoroughly support using garlic for literally everything. As a normal human, however, I think I’d rather just have a stuffy nose than to walk around looking like the love child of your mom and Olive Garden. If you want to learn more about the benefits of shoving garlic up your nasal cavity, just click HERE, or look up #garlichack
Who knew that you could go to school to be an auctioneer? We thought this was one of those things that you were born with. Nope, this cult-like video shows that auctioneers training for a career of fast-talking and high-prices.
Brian, Ali, & Justin will be enrolling ASAP.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Chill-Zone is now open.
Turning up the cold air is actually one of the hottest things you can do. Brian, Ali, & Justin will be dropping by immediately.
Summer is here and people are willingly exposing their feet in public now (and some of them aren’t even getting paid for it…). In order to have a safe, fun summer this year, you need to be very aware of what’s on your feet. Give this a watch and it could save your summer.
@whatspoppinshowE122: Michael knows best! #comedy #funny #nyc #newyork #wsp #improv #interview #viralposts #TubiTaughtMe♬ original sound – What’s Poppin? with Davis!
You hear that, Chicago? Old Lesbian is the move this summer!
“…was even more surprised by how hot it gets in the Midwest.” and “Pedestrians wave and thank cars as they cross intersections.” It’s almost like Chicagoans are people, too.
All of Olito’s naive ramblings can be found here.