Strider, one of the boys from the Chad Goes Deep universe, looks identical to Joel Osteen. As he sat back with these ungodly good looks, he wondered what an Osteen off-day looked like.
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How Many Pillows Do You Have On Your Bed?
This video came across our radar and we were stunned by the amount of pillows that were on this bed.
Nobody:
Your girl: “we could use a few more throw pillows” @chicks (via ig:colbylowrey) pic.twitter.com/ywa7dNiHMM
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 21, 2021
This seems like…a few too many pillows. Are we wrong? Tell us on Facebook!
Sell Us On Your TV Show
Brian, Ali, & Justin officially need a new show. We’re out of shows. We can only watch Shameless so many times. The “New to Netflix in August” video inspired us to reach out for suggestions from you all. What show are you watching right now and why do we need to watch it?
The conversation lives on Facebook!
Big Dog Saves Little Dog In the Most Wholesome Video Ever
Folks, this is as cute as it gets.
We hope you all find your big dog one day.
Dolly Parton’s Playboy Outfit Has Us All Hot & Bothered
The 75-year-old country sensation gave her husband a birthday present that we can all enjoy. Parton said, “Remember some time back I said I was gonna pose on Playboy magazine when I’m 75? Well, I’m 75 and they don’t have a magazine anymore, but my husband always loved the original cover of Playboy.”
It’s always #HotGirlSummer for my husband, Carl 💝 Happy birthday my love! pic.twitter.com/utz7Atpk3F
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) July 20, 2021
Person Dives From Balcony to Escape Richton Park Fire
A fire broke out in a Richton Park apartment complex on Wednesday which sent five people to the hospital, one after they leaped from the balcony down to the ground below to save themselves. The fire occurred in the early afternoon and by the time emergency services arrived on the scene, the apartment building was entirely in flames.
Anyone with a video of the dive that they can send to us gets a special prize.
Green Day’s warm-up gig for Hella Mega Tour captured on video
Green Day did a small club gig in Tulsa this week before kicking off their headlining stint on the Hella Mega Tour.
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall for that show. Fortunately, we had a few (people in attendance, not insects).
Pollyanna LIVE premiere!!!(from punk_relief stream) In Tulsa ❤️🤟 #greenday pic.twitter.com/ajvu28TMR4
— Green Day Australia (@greendayAU) July 21, 2021
1800 vaccinated fans were able to attend. One captured the first ever live performance of the song “Pollyanna.” The other — the fine folks at Kerrang — were able to provide a hint of what we might hear at Wrigley Field on August 15th with the warm-up set list:
Welcome To Paradise
2000 Light Years Away
Longview
Burnout
Hitchin’ A Ride
Rock And Roll All Nite (KISS cover)
Brain Stew
St. Jimmy
When I Come Around
Going To Pasalacqua
Waiting
Scattered
Minority
Pollyanna
Holiday
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Still Breathing
Jesus Of Suburbia
Whose Karen Is It?
Breaking: Karen thinks the world revolves around her. Even worse, she did it at an airport. This is as obnoxious as it gets.
Where is this Karen at? The conversation lives on Facebook!
How Was Your Wedding Ruined?
A bride in Philly had her big day ruined when she tried to bust a move. In the midst of her first dance, she dislocated her knee in a truly gnarly way.
How was your wedding ruined? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know!
“I’m not gonna die before seeing Justin Fields play!” Gunshot Victim Gets Surprise of a Lifetime
Nothing embodies the “Bear down” spirit quite like surviving a gunshot. 41-year-old Scott Morrow was hit by a stray bullet in Humboldt Park but fought to keep carrying on. He said, “I’m not gonna die before seeing Justin Fields play!” With that quote, he manifested a visit from the Bears rookie.
Just met Bears rookie QB and future Hall of Famer @justnfields (as well as his lovely parents)! I can’t believe they came out to to visit a little ol’ gunshot victim. Bear effing down! 🐻⬇️ Thank you, @ChicagoBears @670TheScore @ParkinsSpiegel @shane_riordan @CEmma670 pic.twitter.com/x4QUqY73Xu
— (っ◔◡◔)っ Scott Morrow, Yeti Enthusiast (@scottjmorrow) July 20, 2021
This could bring good karma to the Bears. That’s it, we’re winning the Super Bowl this year! Find your nearest bookie and put your money down!
Bezos Blasts Off Into Space
“Dr. Evil” Jeff Bezos added to his evil resume by launching himself into space yesterday in an effort to cope with his recent divorce. Bezos brought an 18-year-old and an 82-year-old with him, to make this situation even more uncomfortable. “Best day ever!” Bezos said when the capsule touched down on the desert floor at the end of the 10-minute flight.
He’s fine, guys. He isn’t having a mid-life, billionaire crisis. This is totally normal behavior for someone.
“Dirty Secret” About Fast Food Will Make Your Stomach Turn
We’d rather not think about how processed these foods are, but the evidence in this TikTok is pretty damning. Some of these sandwiches are over two years old!
@elifgkandemirStill fancy that burger? 🥴 #fyp #foryoupage #food #foodtiktok #fastfood
25% of Americans Are No Longer Tipping at Sit-Down Restaurants
A new study from the fine folks at Bankrate shows that Americans are no longer tipping when they eat at restaurants. What the hell! The study shows that 75% of Americans are still tipping when they eat out, but what’s with a quarter of the country not giving back?
Only 59% of people always tip their food delivery driver, down from 63% pre-pandemic. And just 23% tip at coffee shops, versus 24% who did so in 2019.
Beautiful letter from Chester Bennington to Chris Cornell
Today would have been Chris Cornell’s 56th birthday. Today is also the 4th anniversary of losing Chester Bennington.
This is the letter Chester wrote to his friend Chris the morning he woke up and found out he was gone.
With all of my love @chriscornell. pic.twitter.com/NFz0dnxfp8
— Chester Bennington (@ChesterBe) May 18, 2017
This is the tribute Linkin Park performed in honor of Chris Cornell the next day
If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, there is hope and help available to you 24/7.
Please reach out, don’t let a temporary feeling become a permanent tragedy.
call 1-800-273-TALK or text HOME to 741741.
With love,
Jackass Forever trailer is out!
The Jackass franchise returns, and we’re sorry/not sorry we’re looking forward to it.
“Jackass Forever” comes out on October 22.
Relationship Court: Is This My Fault For Not Satisfying Him?
Elenor from Park Ridge checked in with an intimate issue. Here’s what she had to say.
Let us know what she should do over on Facebook!
Happy Birthday, Chris Cornell
We lost the iconic Soundgarden frontman four years ago, but his spirit lives on. Crank some Soundgarden on what would’ve been his 56th birthday.
R.I.P. Chester Bennington
Four years ago today, we lost one of the greatest frontman in rock history. Chester’s presence is missed every day.
The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 800-273-8255. More resources can be found at the National Alliance of Mental Illness in Chicago.
COVID-19 Protocol For Lollapalooza
To enter Lollapalooza, concert-goers must provide a printed copy of the COVID vaccine card, vaccine record or negative coronavirus test within 72 hours of entering. For those who are not vaccinated against COVID-19, a mask is required while inside the festival at all times.
ICYMI, the 2021 Schedule has arrived. Prepare for your #Lolla and check out the times and stage your favorite artists perform.🔥 https://t.co/82zYJP6WIQ pic.twitter.com/S9eKGAtgxG
— Lollapalooza (@lollapalooza) June 11, 2021
If a person tests positive for COVID within 72 hours of the festival, organizers said the individual is allowed a refund by sending the order number and ticket details to [email protected].
More information can be found here.
Portillo’s Is Going Public!
The greatest restaurant on Earth announced on Monday that they would be going public very soon so empty out your savings and put your financial stake in Italian beef. According to reporting from the Wall Street Journal, the Oak Brook-based company is targeting a valuation of $2.5 billion to $3 billion.
Justin is even going to open up a savings account just to invest.
