Justin’s dental-related fears have manifested themselves into this story. Can you imagine getting drugged up at the worst place on Earth, only to have something like this happen. A former employee broke into a dentist office in Nevada, stole $22,000, and then yanked over a dozen teeth just for fun.
The woman allegedly performed the extractions “on her own time,” OW!
Are you returning to the office soon? Please take note of how to establish dominance as the resident alpha of your workplace. This video will give you all of the information that you need to have.
@jennahushkaThese are too good 😂😂 buckle up. #corporatetiktok #corporateamerica
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Prepare yourselves. This is as crazy of a crash as we’ve ever seen before.
For National Ice Cream Day, Instacart compiled data for the most purchased ice cream flavor of each state. It’s worth mentioning that Instacart took vanilla completely out of the equation, seeing as it’s “hands down” the most purchased flavor in every single state. These are the results:
“Frito-Lay…I’m about to go lay the f*ck down.”
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Scottie Pippen is jumping into the AirBnB business — for a limited summer promotion, that is.
The former Chicago Bulls forward (and two-time Olympic gold medalist) will be opening up his Highland Park home for three one-night stays for only $92. If you are one of the three guests chosen, you can look forward to the following amenities:
Requests for booking open up on July 22nd. Take pictures if you go. — [eric]
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Do you like tacos? (If not, do you have even have a pulse?)
Tacos really are life — and you could get $25,000 a month for a short four-month consulting gig as the “Director of Taco Relations” for McCormick Spices. Your entire gig would be centered around tacos — according to the company, you would research the latest taco trends, try the latest taco tastes, and Tweet out about everything taco.
So, enjoy — but enjoy responsibly. No need to throw yourself into some sort of taco-induced tachycardia. — [eric]
Are you passionate about tacos, finding the latest trends & creating engaging taco content for social media?
We’re searching for our first ever Director of Taco Relations to be McCormick’s resident consulting taco expert. 🌮
Submit & learn more here: https://t.co/WypA2FaOKI pic.twitter.com/4OZ0ko4voi
— McCormick Spices (@mccormickspices) July 13, 2021
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Now that concerts are back on the books, Manley & JVO talk about the first and best concerts they ever went to. Sponsored by St. Xavier University.
Garage sales can have some sketchy things up for grabs. In this “Child’s Play” TV spinoff, Chucky gets his own demented series.
“Chucky” debuts on USA/SYFY on 10/12.
On a Twitch stream this week, Blink-182 front man Mark Hoppus gave listeners an update on his cancer, revealing that he has Stage 4-A Blood cancer.
Mark, we love you. Hang in there.
Hundreds of locations on one map. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate Chicago ice cream guide.
More information can be found on Block Club Chicago, who put together this incredible list.
Rutgers University has completed a new study that finds that bisexual women are more likely to smoke menthols. The study, published this week in the journal Nicotine & Tobacco Research, analyzed national data from 2015-2019 of respondents 18 years old and older by sex and sexual orientation.
According to the study, “Researchers found that 54 percent of bisexual female smokers preferred menthol cigarettes, and 50 percent of lesbian/gay female smokers preferred them, according to the university. That compares with 39 percent of smokers generally.”
Ow, ow, ow. A Detroit woman tracked down a dude that stole her car, then dragged by him by his dreads out of a barbershop. Customers then stepped in to make a citizen’s arrest while Bianca, sick of seeing him drive off in her car, slashed her own tires! Then she called the police.
This is one of the most humiliating scenes of revenge that we’ve ever seen.
Summer is here and Karen’s are spreading fear…and COVID.
Perhaps there are no more noble professions than an Amazon delivery driver. They bring us items in moments of need and in this case, they rescue families. A family was under attack from a creepy crawler, but this delivery driver took off his shoe and saved the day.
@gwenniesanchezHelp me find this driver so I can thank him! #greenscreen #targertdriveup #quarentineproblems #amazon #amazonfinds #jeffbezos #jefferybezos #spider
This is simply heroic.
An appeals court has ordered that infamous ‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic be given a lighter sentence for the murder-for-hire plot outlined in the hit Netflix docuseries. Joe Exotic – real name Joseph Maldonado-Passage, was given a 22-year sentence in 2020 for hiring people to kill his rival Carole Baskin. But on Wednesday, the court ruled that his sentence had been calculated wrong, and should be closer to 17.5 years.
Don’t expect Joe Exotic to be going free anytime soon – the court upheld his murder-for-hire convictions as well as a separate conviction for violating the Endangered Species Act.
Antonio Banderas (Mask of Zorro, The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard, Desparado) has been added to the cast of the in-production fifth “Indiana Jones” movie, starring Harrison Ford.
The movie’s scheduled to snake its way into theaters on July 29, 2022.
“Everlong” from the Foo Fighters might just be the best alternative song of all time. Not saying most impactful or important, but just straight up 4 minutes and 51 seconds of pure magic. Did you know it has Chicago roots? Its true! But <Lavar Burton voice> don’t take my word for it. Check out what Veruca Salt member and Chicago music icon Louise Post had to say about not only being the influence for the song, but also helping Dave Grohl record the iconic track.
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Brian, Ali, & Justin Enterprises were delighted when this message popped up in our Facebook messages. Take a look at what this woman is dealing with.
Give her some advice on Facebook!
