Three events headline the first full weekend of August. Obviously, the biggest event this weekend is the Crosstown Classic between the white-hot White Sox and the fledgling Cubs. The Cubs will host the Sox at the Friendly Confines from Friday-Sunday.

The Banksy exhibition opens on North State Street this weekend. The event is described as “SUBVERSIVE. MYSTERIOUS. BRILLIANT. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to explore the fascinating world of Banksy. More info can be found here.

Finally, the LGTBQ festival Market Days lands on Northhalsted this weekend for three days of fun, food, and vaccinations. Northalsted Market Days is easily accessed via the CTA Red Line Addison station at Wrigley Field, CTA Red/Brown/Purple Lines at Belmont, multiple bus lines, and rideshare car/cab services to hotels and other lodging.

Think about all the calls that these people have to field. Think about all the death and destruction that they have to deal with on a daily basis. Then, there’s calls like this…

God bless these people.

Get fired up, believe in yourself, and let this kid guide you go glory as we head into the weekend.

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Mark Hoppus updated his fans on his cancer battle earlier this week.

See you all again in seven to ten days… pic.twitter.com/sqwhCBxLhW

— ϻ𝔞Ⓡ𝔨 𝐇𝑜Ƥ𝐩ย𝓼 (@markhoppus) August 4, 2021

Last week, Tom DeLonge told Billboard, “Cancer is disappearing! But, he still has more chemo to do. As tough as it is, IT IS working! Mark is a real life superhero.”

It doesn’t hurt to ask, right? Femilift is a frickin’ laser beam that found that in just five minutes, the treatment could boost a woman’s libido. In the same way you would zap off hair, this zaps your parts into a tingling sensation as it boosts your libido. Women, especially after having children, have often struggled with low libidios.

Happy sex-having, everyone!

Commitment issues can start as a child. Let this be a lesson to not get too attached to things too early.

A few months ago, Nightbirde blew us away with her story, her voice, and her energy. It is unfortunate to report that due to her worsening health, the AGT favorite is leaving the show to put all of her energy into battling cancer. The 30-year-old Ohio native broke the devastating news to her 704,000 Instagram followers Monday night.

Supposedly, he fell. This is what happened next.

G-R-O-S-S.

After finding out that his date was scoring free dinners with “suckers” that were paying for her lavish meals, this dude dipped mid-date, leaving the girl with a bill worth hundreds of dollars. We have to respect his initiative to get up and leave and his friend who hit him up in the first place.

Would you have stuck it out and paid for her dinner? The conversation lives on Facebook!

No one went harder at Lollapalooza than the ‘WAP’ interpreter, who flawlessly signed lyrics like “Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me” and “I wanna gag, I wanna choke. I want you to touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat.”

This Sign language interpreter going off during Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” performance at Lollapalooza 😭🤣 #Lolla pic.twitter.com/zKWr8L0gXm

— HipHopDX (@HipHopDX) August 3, 2021

Naperville teens have nothing on her. She’s our Lolla MVP!